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Jane Austen's Political Tweets

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A delightful diversion parodying the political musings of our time concerning Alberta, Canadian affairs, and the tumultuous intrigues of American governance! Such an endeavor, when graced with the keen wit and sparkling irony of Miss Austen, is a treasure.

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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 2h
There is no antibacterial soap strong enough to remove the rancid Trump odor from JD Vance....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 4h
That's the thing about fascists.... They want you to knuckle under to their regime even though they are not even close to the majority.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 4h
The "classic" movie music theme went to No. 2 on Billboard's Top 100, behind Mrs. Robinson at No. 1, also a classic movie music theme....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 5h
Waiting for the inevitable Trump defense of Russia's accidental release of the plague that will cut Mike Lee's agenda off at the knees......
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 5h
An independent Alberta will copy every Nazi aspect of Trump's MAGA agenda. To the letter.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 6h
Or the most probable explanation.... Trump would really like to see LA nuked.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 6h
Food sources for the Alberta Face-Eating Leopard projected to multiply exponentially..... www.nytimes.com/2026/07/26/u...
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Employers Fear Labor Shortage as Many Immigrants Lose Protected Status
A recent Supreme Court ruling cleared the way for the Trump administration to end a humanitarian program that has allowed about one million immigrants to work legally in the U.S.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 6h
Proving that you can take the boy out of Epstein Island.... ... but you can't take the Epstein Island out of the boy.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 17h
What else to know? RFK Jr is tearing down the CDC.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 23h
My Trump final days fantasy..... The stroke has left him unable to speak.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 23h
RFK Jr lost me right after he said "I got hit by a truck"....
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Leonardo DiCaprio Raising Glass
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Raising Glass
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 23h
RFK Jr will undoubtedly be familiarizing himself with 15th Century treatments for the plague. Not kidding.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Get the right guy, and the Democrat President if he were able to rebuild what Trump has trashed over the last 2 years, would be deservedly ranked with Lincoln and FDR......
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dear Washington DC tour guides: Have you tried the "Better come and see it before it is all gone" approach?
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wish I could believe Chuck Schumer, but I just can't. Chuck has disappointed one too many times ( or two or three or four... ) With Chuck being the "Susan Collins of the Democrat Party" and all....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tyler Dawson's view should be considered the default position on the future of an independent Alberta. It's going to happen. Given Trump's obsession for taking oil revenue from other nations, independent Alberta's chances of remaining outside of Trump's domination are nil.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The foremost genius of the world, the self-avowed greatest mind of all time, can't figure why he is hated to the degree that he is..... “Whether you have a great president or not, Republican or Democrat, they don’t do well in the midterms,” Trump lamented Friday night. “I don’t know why."
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not aware.... or far more likely, does not give a damn
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Headlines from the Future, Today! This from next week..... "RFK Jr to commission study on bloodletting and the consumption of crushed emeralds as means of treating the plague"
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"a steely and nimble presence" It take just 1 obsequious bootlicking @nytimes.com piece to undo 100 critical pieces from the times.....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do MAGA churches have "Talk like Trump" sermons?
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Never, ever buy submarines from the UK" -- Canada www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
Navy finds serious flaw in new submarines | CBC News
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Remembering that time the USSR came up with the brilliant idea of of beating the Beatles at their own game.......
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Then breaks leg and blows through $20k at the hospital which is $0 in a democratic socialist county like Canada......
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump, historically speaking, has always taken the position that children are expendable. Even beyond the shores of Epstein Isalnd....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How long before there is nothing left of Yosemite?
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Please stop being so hesitant to spell out the reality of what faces Alberta if it falls under the control of Trump.... It's "Alberta separatists + MAGA Fascism" As in, if Alberta separates, ICE is coming in to clear out those they do not want to remain. That's just for starters.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A better answer to "Has 🇬🇧 benefitted?” "All the Jews in Great Britain would be dead"
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Alberta will begin to know how screwed over they will be when Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff come for a visit.....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dear Alberta separatists: If you thought you hated Ottawa, get a load of living under Trump.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"offers royalties on crude oil" just shows how naive Alberta separatists are about Trump. Trump will take all of the revenue, and give a little bit back to Alberta. There will be major conditions imposed. Trump will be doing the doling out, not Alberta. Just like Trump does with Venezuela.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
... and each piece tippy-toes around to minimize any mention of Trump, and the implications of that.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do Quebec Separatists not realize that Quebec culture and the French language are dead as a doornail if they get into bed with Trump? Don't beat around the bush, @MontrealGazette, it is Trump they are trying to negotiate with.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Danielle Smith. That look you have when another player calls and lays down a full house, and all you have is a pair of threes.....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump. What is the point of beating around the bush, @theglobeandmail.com? The headline would be more insightful and accurate if it read "described persistent efforts by Trump seeking American expansionism and independence for Alberta"
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Clearly reminiscent of that time in 1378 when Clement VII made himself the AntiPope and ruled from Avignon, France.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ovechkin is still a Putin guy
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Potential Future President of Alberta bios.... 1. Owner of smalltime gun/sporting goods store in Bonneyville. 2. Owner of a racehorse-operation who is currently on the hook for $109 million which the investors want back, right now.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dear media: Time to run some "How could Alito's replacement ever be worse than Alito himself?" stories. It is hard to contemplate someone worse. Possibly Trump nominates somebody with little to no legal training, with no ethos of public service, and who makes it known that decisions are for sale?
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The remaining MAGA die-hards are ultra-Christian, a sect which now needs to be pro-gang-rape....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Soon to become the future site of the White House driving range....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dear Mayor from Minnesota: Do something about this situation, and then maybe we will talk.....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dear @nbcnews.com: They're no longer allies of the Trump admin.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Friction between coach and QB is a Patriot tradition.... www.si.com/nfl/patriots...
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Report: Patriots' Mac, Belichick Had 'Broken Relationship'
New England Patriots quarterback Mac Jones and former head coach Bill Belichick weren't on the same page during the 2023 season.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Totally funny how God is favoring the side of Islam in the Iran War, right now....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The UK played the leverage game with the EU. This is how much leverage the UK got....
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The Simpsons: Big Fat Zero Score
ALT: The Simpsons: Big Fat Zero Score
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So if the monarchy began with King Richard of Nixon, does this mean Tricia Nixon is the current Queen.....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not only is America run by repugnant people but those very same people are actively working to eliminate reasons that one would have to vacation in America in the first place.... biologicaldiversity.org/w/news/press...
biologicaldiversity.org
Trump Administration Urged to Halt Yosemite Land Transfer to Private Developer
Center for Biological Diversity: WASHINGTON— More than 150 groups today urged the Trump administration to reject a proposed giveaway of Yosemite National Park land to private equity firm Kingsbarn Rea...
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And thus the rationale for Trump's forced annexation of Alberta, and military hostilities toward Canada, was born......
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now if only there wasn't an insane American President who'd love to start world war 3......
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