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Jane Austen's Political Tweets

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A delightful diversion parodying the political musings of our time concerning Alberta, Canadian affairs, and the tumultuous intrigues of American governance! Such an endeavor, when graced with the keen wit and sparkling irony of Miss Austen, is a treasure.

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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
David Eby, BC NDP, and BC voters are all about to become extremely meme worthy....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Have time-travelled to the year 2040 and have brought back images of Trump's disembodied hand which still haunts the White House to the day....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Remembering that time the USSR came up with the brilliant idea of of beating the Beatles at their own game.......
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Alberta will begin to know how screwed over they will be when Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff come for a visit.....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dear Mayor from Minnesota: Do something about this situation, and then maybe we will talk.....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
32 days of Trump working his magic.....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Should Tommy Tuberville be on your next flight.... Remember that only Tuberville is qualified to fly the plane.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If there ever is an Independent Alberta, who then closely aligns with Trump, there will be many awful things occurring..... No more so that what will happen to non-white people whether they are Canadian citizens or not.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There's no more appropriate personification of American military strength than Jake Paul.....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Subtext of 2 events today....... The US is communist friendly, and is anti-western democracy.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It seems that the @washingtonpost.com is clueless about the mixed messages that they give off about Trump. On one hand, Trump is using intimidation tactics to silence critics, and on the other hand, Trump is given to sober self-reflective thought about the problems he has caused.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@politico.com cropped out the incriminating part of the photo where "DEMOLISH" is clearly seen. Why would that be, @politico.com?
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Saudis let Trump feel up their orbs and they get nothing for it....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Have travelled to the future and have brought back the first images of Mitch McConnell's return to the chamber.....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's only a bribe if there is an actual exchange of money. Did anyone get their DOGE dividend check, by the way?
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There's no call to get "snippy" with me, Sir...
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bet Rubio's going to have just a ton of fun....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Headlines from the Future, Today! This from the Spring of 2027.... "Trump changes design of his arch in response to Federal Review Board's denial of permission. Work is proceeding on schedule."
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hitler had the Eagle's Nest. Trump has the Woodchuck's Nest.....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
And then Trump gets real friendly with.... The Communists. Like "abandon your former ally" friendly. Don't forget about the insanity of that, @nbcnews.com....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Or more accurately, "team of quacks and lunatics and patrons of Epstein Island".......
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Wellllllllllllllll..... Not everybody......
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Or Occam's Razor says.... Trump was thinking about ketchup when he was trying to come up with a number.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Here's you go, China. The South Pacific, courtesy Trump.......
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
American military meets their new inspiration.....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
As far as burning credibility goes, Trump is pretty much down to the last few embers....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
And by "very good" Trump means "willingly subservient"....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Not just that. They're shooting down Russian drones with WW2 class propellor aircraft. Say, can we get some WW2 airplane art on the noses? Something called the Kyiv Belle, maybe?
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
or..... Trump is putting the socialism back into National Socialism.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Dear Sen. Bill Cassidy.....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Trump putting the "Socialist" back into the "National Socialism" in America....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Canada on the left and America in the center, as portrayed by actors....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Trump has a little George-Costanza-in-a-toupee thing going on....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
In true Trump project executive fashion, they will informally be known as "junks"....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Giving credit where credit is due,,,,, The crime capital of the world.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Looking forward to future photos of Trump looking just as gaunt and severely exhausted as FDR was in April 1945.....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
RFK jr would go on to reveal the identity of his Celebrity Chef as "Perry Sight"
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Anybody remember what happened when the producers of Duke of Hazzard tried to replace Bo and Luke Duke with Coy Duke and Vance Duke? Ross Douhat is like that......
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Ross Douhat joining 60 Minutes is reminiscent of other TV shows that tanked when main characters left and were replaced. Like Eric Foreman leaving the 70s Show and being replaced by Randy Pearson.....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The point has been reached where a mutual ceasefire no longer addresses the most pressing problem in the Strait of Hormuz.....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Re-opening the Strait of Hormuz is a theoretical construct....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The conditions in the Strait of Hormuz have deteriorated to the point where there is no possible solution by anyone. There will never be 100+ vessels moving through the Strait per day ever again....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Consults Jabba the Hutt guide and then decides to throw in a curveball regarding nostrils......
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There's a whole bunch of American soldiers can be removed from casualty lists because they died when the country was not officially at war....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Henry Ford addressed this very problem. But are people, today, listening to Henry Ford? nnnNooOooooOoooope!
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Also unsaid.... Trump absolutely in love with two of the only five remaining Communist regimes on the globe.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
But Americans will always have sycophants, and who needs friends when you have sycophants?
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Like there's no big hurry right?
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