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Kevin Jones

@vcsjones.dev
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Alexandria, VA. He / they Product Security and Cryptography at GitHub. .NET maintainer. Not speaking for my employer. vcsjones.dev ⚫️ gh.io/vcsjones

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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 27/09/2026
Oh come on.
A picture of Christmas balloons in a grocery store.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 23/09/2026
Time for a bad night of sleep.
A screenshot of Control: Resonant.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 23/09/2026
You are going to make me humiliate myself but my only defense is GH is covering a good chunk of it.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 23/09/2026
No regrets* * lots of buyers remorse
An order screen for a Mac Studio.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 22/09/2026
I did not realize 256 GB of RAM cost $6k these days. Wow.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 20/09/2026
Dyson sells eighty gazillion replacement parts online but the one I want I have to call for. Please don’t make me use the phone app of my phone.
A screenshot of a replacement bin for a dtson vacuum. It shows the part number but says “please call us as we don’t sell this part online”
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 19/09/2026
Could be bad.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 17/09/2026
For me it’s going to be digging through my own messages and email, etc. Old Siri would have totally whiffed this.
A Siri AI chat.

Me: What is the address of the restaurant Lena most recently texted me about
Siri: The restaurant Lena most recently texted you about is Cafe Zevian, located at 700 West Broad Street in Falls Church, Virginia. Would you like me to start navigation?
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 13/09/2026
My turn!
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 04/09/2026
@nguerrera.dev still running in to you!
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 04/09/2026
Ding ding ding. Batavia Illinois. The "give away" section was a little surprising.
A "heat map" of the US. Most the US is blue / yellow, with a red hotspot over Illinois, and some red around San Francisco.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 29/08/2026
“Alright bud, I built a magnetile neighborhood. Now what?”
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 28/08/2026
Like this is still noticeably AI but better and was very low effort and free.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 25/08/2026
Kind of surreal.
A screenshot of the Unifi speed test showing 5 Gbps down and 6.52 Gbps up.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 25/08/2026
Seems fine? You just need to use Procmon64a.exe not Procmon64.exe.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 25/08/2026
Brutal pricing for the M5 Ultra with 256 GB of memory.
A screenshot from the Apple Store. "Buy for $11,299".
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 21/08/2026
@ericlawrence.com you have made it in to my autocorrect.
A screenshot of a typo and Siri is suggesting “ericlaw” as a spelling fix.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 20/08/2026
🧐
Screenshot showing $8.99 for 1.5 pounds of salmon. A screenshot of the Wegmans app saying sockeye salmon is $22.99 / pound.Giant saying previously frozen sockeye salmon is 16.99 / pound.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 19/08/2026
This one.
Nirvana heart shaped box single. The front of the CD in the jewel case.The Heart Shapes Box single open, disc included.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 16/08/2026
Dammit.
A microwave with a broken timer button.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 10/08/2026
Hello Mantis.
A large praying mantis.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 02/08/2026
Guess I can’t cook dinner today.
A dog curled up on my lap.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 01/08/2026
Not quite Siri. It was an effort, but not a good one.
An iMessage draft that said “Yeah, I need to clean the gorilla butt too”
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 29/07/2026
One of the best concerts I have been to in a while.
Muse on stage
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 27/07/2026
Mr Sparkle from the Simpsons
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 27/07/2026
🤔 www.facebook.com/Purreetty/
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
The Either/Or Elliott Smith album cover.Jagged Little Pill by Alanis Morissette
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 21/07/2026
Tommy Lee Jones look of disapproval over a newspaper meme.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 19/07/2026
15 minutes of meal / grocery planning so far.
A grocery list. It has one single item, “ice cream”.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 19/07/2026
You can just buy a bouncy castle.
A bouncy castle.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 19/07/2026
Neat. Apple Home shows power consumption (assuming the device reports it)
A screenshot of the Apple Home app. It shows “string lights - on • 23W” and “GitHub Light - On • 14W”
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 17/07/2026
I'm settling "Who is the worst driver in the DMV" debate once and for all.
The "Epic Handshake Three Way" meme. Three muscular arms come together to clasp hands. Each of the three arms have a picture of the Virginia, Maryland, and District of Columbia license plate. Where the hands come together is the "Diplomate" license plate.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 17/07/2026
It is very helpful to have a Siri that is actually… helpful.
A screenshot of conversation with Siri.

Me: where did I last order flowers from? What was the website?

Siri: you last ordered flowers from Helen Olivia flowers on April 29, 2026. The website used was shop.helenoliviaflowers.com.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 07/07/2026
Me too, thread network device. Me too.
Screenshot: Capabilities: Sleepy
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 06/07/2026
TIL the iPhone has a very simplified user interface for folks that need extremely large buttons and straight forward UI. support.apple.com/guide/assist...
A picture of an iPhone with a Home Screen. The home screen is only eight very large tiles: Calls, Camera, Magnifier, Messages, Music, Photos, TV, Weather. On the right side of the picture is the same thing,  but the icons are in a list format instead of tiles.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 04/07/2026
Grilling on an open flame in this. *eagle noises*
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 01/07/2026
More Tailscale goodness - moved from OAuth tokens to OIDC in GitHub Actions. No more secrets.
A screenshot of the Tailscale admin interface. It has a subject that says repo:vcsjones@261677/web-asn@645089881:environment:live
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 30/06/2026
Done!
Screenshot:

Identity Provider
How users log in to your tailnet.
GitHub
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 28/06/2026
Pretty bad Splatoon match but it turned around here.
A splatoon screenshot. It says four people were splatted and “Wipeout!”
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 23/06/2026
First time my reminders widget has been empty in two months. 🥲
A sceeenshot of the Apple Reminders widget. It says Today: 0, No Reminders.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 19/06/2026
🤔
Anticipated Ship Date
April 1st 2026
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 19/06/2026
Surprising.
Kevin Jones (vcsjones)
.NET Security Researcher
519 Strength - top 9%
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 19/06/2026
Well, I guess I can't complain too much. That's a pretty quick turn around to fix an abuse misdetection.
Google email screenshot saying my account has been re-instated and I should sign in to verify it.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 19/06/2026
One day. V’s super curious.
A two year old boy holding a bass guitar that is the entire size of his chest.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 18/06/2026
Well, this is very disappointing. Google has disabled an account of mine for no reason whatsoever. What are the odds an appeal is actually going to work?
Your Google Account was been disabled.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 14/06/2026
The fixed the website, too.
The Kennedy Center website. No mention of “Trump” in the logo.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 13/06/2026
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 12/06/2026
Me: reproduce this crash Copilot: Got it. 45 minutes later: Copilot: I did it! I reproduced the crash. Now cleaning up crash artifacts and the crash dump. Me:
Walker White screaming inside of a vehicle.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 11/06/2026
@theverge.com hey all! I am getting this “let’s keep it going” dialog multiple times per day. Is this a bug? If not can the “no thanks” persist at least a week? I’m a paying subscriber and signed in, FWIW.
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 09/06/2026
Not sure what to make of this package I got from Amazon.
A picture of a box. In large permanent marker it says “Faulty - Do Not Resell” written on the box.
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