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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 7h

I've had these yote stickers hanging around for a while. Can't remember when I got them or who the artist was, but I finally found a perfect home for them on this nalgene bottle. I'm definitely turning into even more of a nature hippie as I get older.

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 06/10/2026

Frank Zappa didn't die, he went to work for Park Tool.

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 04/10/2026

@tursiae.bsky.social reminded me to clean & lube up my chain and I'm embarrassed to say that like every time I do it resolves 95% of any mechanical issues I'm having. It's like a night and day difference.

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 01/10/2026

Are you headed to BLFC 2026? Consider attending my panels! Meet and trade with other Pokemon trainers at the Cable Club, and swap some humorous stories and personal experiences in my neurodivergency celebration panel!

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 01/10/2026

New season, new wallpaper to get folks talkin during Teams meetings

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 01/10/2026

HAPPY FOXTOBER y'all! Also any other -tober that you celebrate is valid too. It's everyonetober.

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 01/10/2026

We need the Pricemaster today more than ever. Save us from ourselves and from too much Dr Pepper.

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 26/09/2026

You can hear the yap yop yerp through the screen

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 23/09/2026

My lantanas are looking much better! I thought two of these were gonna bite it for sure (there's actually two in the second photo, and one of them is still struggling but I think it'll pull through)

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 22/09/2026

Arm & Hammer, you beautiful slut. Also laughed so hard in the store at how this is almost the perfect shade of Valentin Yellow.

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 20/09/2026

The Lezyne Power Bottle Cage is the only bottle cage I've found so far which can decently accommodate a disposable drinks cup. You must use this information only for good.

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 18/09/2026

I got this special box set edition a year ago but none of my friends will let me show it. plz help @vinsyn.bsky.social

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 16/09/2026

Cool. In the middle of the heaviest rain we have had in over a year. Awesome.

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 16/09/2026

My mom had reached that stage of Old™ where not only does she exclusively dictates her text messages, she no longer corrects the mistakes, so I get to decipher gems like this. I love her ❤️❤️

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 16/09/2026

WHERES THE HECKIN RAIN 🌧️ MY PLANTS ARE THIRSTY

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 13/09/2026

I can't say exactly what it is I find so utterly compelling about Rene Magritte, but I've admired his surreal and abstract work since long before I even new his name. It's possibly the fact that he was a major inspiration for Robert Tinney and other artists of the early computer zine aesthetic.

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 13/09/2026

Feeling super restless, so I took a late night ride on the pink monster.

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 11/09/2026

This lantana is struggling hard, but it might make it.

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 04/09/2026

I grew up in southeast Wisconsin but according to this test I'm Minnesota/Yooper I suppose that tracks.

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 01/09/2026

This is infinitely preferable to an AI poster. I will go to a shop like this specifically because I can tell that a person cares. Something made by a person is a great way to entice me into your store. An AI poster is a great way to tell me to go anywhere else.

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 28/08/2026

I'm a slut for that morning med at Fancy Dennys

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 28/08/2026

I got a rare achievement for using a Canadian truck to deliver lumber to an abandoned Soviet chemical weapons factory

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 28/08/2026

Also, how could I possibly forget about 2001's "Danse Macabre" from The Faint?!? This album along with pretty much the entire 90s and early 2000s RATM discography helped to shape my views on the authoritarianism and the corporate world, which I can best summarize as:

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 27/08/2026

I've got a lotta Pravin Lal quotes, and you're gonna HEAR ABOUT EM!

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 27/08/2026

... as a regular debian user for the last 28-ish years, I believe this is extremely accurate.

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 21/08/2026

Farewell, Kroger 750 count pack of cotton swabs. It's been an incredible 8 years together.

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 21/08/2026

Post an honest take that's destined to start a fight: My first favorite Industrial song was "Sample & Hold" by Neil Young.

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 20/08/2026

honestly i just want to print and frame this, it's perfect

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 20/08/2026

Amazon users really didn't like "Suing The Devil" (2011)

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 16/08/2026

I'm familiar with the three seashells, but the two Seattle and a sea turtle is a new one on me

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 07/08/2026

12.5 years ago struggling to establish itself, vs today approx 25' tall and a certified survivor of drought and violent storms. I love this beautiful tree, and all those branches are a monument to how much carbon it's pulled out of the air ❤️

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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 07/08/2026

Lords of Acid and a morning ride to the park 🤘

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