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The Ardent Skiver

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Reportedly, a luminescent wraith vibrating with furious masturbatory energy.

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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 1h
On this day: 1781 saw the hanging at Saint Michael’s Hill in Bristol of Benjamin Loveday and John Burke — "for the detestable Crime of Sodomy; they were both capitally convicted on the clearest Evidence, which is shocking to Human Nature to describe".
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 2h
On this day: Nurse Edith Cavell was executed by a German firing squad in Brussels on October 12, 1915, after being convicted of helping Allied soldiers escape occupied Belgium during World War I.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good or bad, come what may - I'm completely ready for whatever 2016 can throw at me. Bring it on!
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One for Peter. youtu.be/SVbc_Fwbt50?...
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Heilung | Anoana [Official Video]
YouTube video by Heilung
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Illia Ponomarenko @ioponomarenko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nothing I despise more than a working class Conservative, or as I call them, 'bootlickers'.
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Cerulean Butterfly @ceruleanbutterfly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
1) It's 'Adam', actually. 2) Intelligence is what informs us that Frankenstein is the name of the doctor rather than the monster. 3) Wisdom informs us that Frankenstein is indeed the monster.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The UK land speed record of 403.1 mph (648.7 km/h) set by Donald Campbell on July 17 1964 has just been broken by a paper shredder at Reform UK HQ.
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Man or Muppet @alyourpal27.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
🤔Could the £250k of public money spent on the Clacton by-election be put to better use? If you agree Reform UK should match that amount with a £250k donation to NHS charities, sign the petition now 🏥👇 you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/re...
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Farage: give the Clacton by-election money to the NHS
🫰The Clacton by-election cost us £250,000. 🏥This petition calls on Reform to donate that amount to the NHS. Add your name now if you agree👇
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Two households, both alike in dignity (In fair Verona, where we lay our scene), From ancient grudge break to new mutiny.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry gone now. One of the finest.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What a black day. A living saint has left us. Requiescat in Pace Dolly.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
White borage. Quirky.
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Russia accomplished something over the years. They got the world to watch them kill Ukrainians, grow indifferent, and eventually become comfortable with it.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sunny day, cheery sunflower (that survived despite the best efforts of the British weather).
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Turns out I've got something for Armenian folk music. Please share the nairyan Vocal Ensemble, the deserve greater recognition. youtu.be/2HhWF9wGtwg?...
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Nairyan Vocal Ensemble- Drdo/ Նաիրյան Վոկալ Անսամբլ֊ Դրդո
YouTube video by Nairyan vocal Ensemble
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Just George Oh 🤘😎💨 @timmytwoshirts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Different innit. youtu.be/7PSCoNbC3m8?...
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The Odyssey Retold in Vietnam: One Creator's AI Film
YouTube video by VANTAIGE
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
MJGA another victim youtube.com/shorts/Mo5QQ...
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They Crucified Our Carpenter #sketchcomedy #jesus #bible #carpenter #relatable #satire #skit #snl
YouTube video by Smashed Potato Kids
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I haven't taken a decent photo with my phone since I decided to change the settings on the camera app. I don't know what I did but I had to wait for a 3 second countdown before it 'clicked'. Nobody wants to live like that. Default settings (and sanity) restored.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Just happened across this today. Hope you enjoy it. youtu.be/z6tDHN20h7s?...
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The Irrepressibles - In This Shirt (live at Haldern Pop Festival 2009)
YouTube video by Haldern Pop Festival
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This prick is Reform UK's Andy Woolley a council leader in East Sussex. He is an obnoxious prick who likes to threaten people with imaginary laws. Everything I've read about him make him sound like his senile father figure Trump. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
In a world where a mad king's whim can impact you, what is to be done? Hit him back. There is an app in the Google Playstore that can help. Scan products to see if they are owned by American parent companies and then make your own mind up about buying. play.google.com/store/search...
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detrumpez - Android Apps on Google Play
Enjoy millions of the latest Android apps, games, music, movies, TV, books, magazines & more. Anytime, anywhere, across your devices.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/07/2026
From an anonymous source: “As a VA nurse who interacts with MST Veterans, I can't believe this behavior is acceptable.”
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hoy todos somos españoles. ¡Victoria!
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Ashok Dadhwal @ashokdadhwal196.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
No Kings. No Dictators. Only Democracy. #NoKings #Democracy #RuleOfLaw 🇺🇸
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Northern & proud 👊 @gazlancs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It's a BALL Mister President, a ball people play games with. Yes, young people. Boys? Oh yes. And girls? Why, of course. It's a long, energetic game so they have to be young and healthy. And fit? Yes. The boys and girls have to be very fit.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Celebrating the Tour de France, the greatest bicycle race on Earth. youtu.be/qQNTQmoQHLo?...
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A Town Called Panic - Ep. 10 - The Cycling Race
YouTube video by endautrestermes
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Here to learn? Good. The Lego Group is the world's largest manufacturer of tyres and wheels. This will not be in the examination.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"I once resigned to force a by-election so I could distract attention from my extremely illegal finances but wound up running against a bin and ended up becoming the biggest laughing stock in British politics in 21st century".
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Very rare footage of me returning from the pub in the mid 1980s.
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Return of the Living Dead Shambling Zombie
ALT: Return of the Living Dead Shambling Zombie
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Sarah Owen MP @sarahowen.org.uk · 01/07/2026
Ben Cullen, a leading figure of the "Raise the Colours" campaign, will stand trial for three separate charges regarding a total of 78 indecent images of children. I have only seen this covered in local newspapers, so far. Grim as it is, it needs wider coverage www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2624087...
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
ZELENSKYY: Russia refuses to end the war, if Putin wants to sacrifice another million of his soldiers to keep smashing against this wall, then a million Russians, who not yet been mobilized into Russian army and are arguing in gas lines, should think about what awaits them next.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Remembering the late and very fabulous Penelope Keith who we have lost today. Not widely known that she was wed to a Burnley lad and lived there for a while.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
US Secretary of State Marco Rubio has stated that The Straits of Hormuz is an international waterway and that no country is allowed to charge tolls or fees on an international waterway. In fact it isn't. He's lying again. They are a national territory shared between Oman, the UAE and Iran.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
One pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small, but the ones that mother gives you... Actually this one makes you want to shop at Home Bargains. True story.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Norway's football team is called 'Landslaget' or 'Drillos'. They are not called the Vikings. Stop it. Also, while we're all here, it isn't 'Eye-ran' it's Iran. Similarly with 'Eyerak'. Iraq. Pack it in youse idiots.
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Ursula von der Leyen @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu · 22/06/2026
It can take many leaders years to grow into the statesman you became in just two years. European and Ukrainian security is stronger because of you. Thank you, dear Keir.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Celebrating with Moscow as they launch their Kapotnya space programme. Beautiful.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Just thought I'd post a nice picture.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Latest from Iran. youtu.be/f7F1q9vc-2Y?...
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New LEGO Diss From IRAN — I.D.I.O.T (LOSER 3)🔥
YouTube video by The Story Of Things
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
"A petition calling for legally binding MP attendance rules has passed 10,000 signatures There is no legal minimum requirement for an MP to attend Parliament or hold constituency surgeries. Farage missed 77 consecutive votes while earning almost £100,000 annually" (Petition link in comments)
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I feel very positive about this. I hope I live to visit. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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First plants arrive for new Eden Project in Morecambe
Many of the plants for Eden Project Morecambe were chosen for their ability to thrive at the coast.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Feeling positively buoyant today! Yesterday a surgeon chopped 7 polyps out of my guts. I feel great because it's over. For a while, anyway.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Burnley's Crown Point pictured from Glen View Road. The Singing Ringing Tree is over to the left of the picture.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Burnley's unusual and infamous 'Blue Lagoon' quarry, where toxic waste has been dumped for so long the water is bright blue and the beach-like perimeter bleached white.
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