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The Ardent Skiver

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Reportedly, a luminescent wraith vibrating with furious masturbatory energy.

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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 6h
Bizarrely enough I came off an NHS waiting list today (gastroenterology) and got a dental appointment. Effing weird day.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 6h
Our butcher sells bunches of parsley.
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Tears For Fears - Mad World Music Video Clip
ALT: Tears For Fears - Mad World Music Video Clip
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 7h
'fucked it bruv'
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 7h
Hopefully it's just a coincidence that 'Newark' is an anagram of 'Wanker'.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 8h
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Pot Kettle: The Hypocrisy Zone
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 8h
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 10h
To quote someone: A juicy lie can run around the world before the truth can even pull up it's pants.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 11h
"The term "fake ceasefire" has followed Trump from other theatres of war. Trump has repeatedly claimed that Iran had requested a ceasefire or that terms were being finalized. Iranian officials called Trump's statements lies designed to manipulate global oil markets". And so it goes.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 13h
...and I accuse them of being terrified of losing their passive income streams.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 13h
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Surprised Pikachu Meme
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 13h
Maybe someone else with burning curiosity will find it here.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 14h
‘Edward came to see me’. (Sir Edward Young, her private secretary regarding arrangements to swear in a new PM).
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 14h
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Friends: Joey Tribbiani's Shocked Reaction
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 14h
On this day: 1781 saw the hanging at Saint Michael’s Hill in Bristol of Benjamin Loveday and John Burke — "for the detestable Crime of Sodomy; they were both capitally convicted on the clearest Evidence, which is shocking to Human Nature to describe".
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 14h
To all concerned antique collectors: That is not Custer's flag. (Culbertson's Guidon). The original belongs to an unknown private collector who bought it for $2 million in 2010. That is merely a ceremonial replica.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 14h
On this day: Nurse Edith Cavell was executed by a German firing squad in Brussels on October 12, 1915, after being convicted of helping Allied soldiers escape occupied Belgium during World War I.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bit blurred.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Obviously never had a night out in Hull.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So, in conclusion we find that James Brown was getting and using much better drugs than were widely available.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Surely the existence of Maxwell house instant coffee makes the use of the much loved carafe redundant?
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning...
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Dunning–Kruger effect - Wikipedia
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Well, someone's billionaire owners are desperate to evade taxation.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Believe anything that fucking idiot says at your own risk.
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Homer Simpson Laughing
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"The term "fake ceasefire" has also followed Trump from other theatres. Trump has also repeatedly claimed that Iran had requested a ceasefire or that terms were being finalized. Iranian officials called Trump's statements lies designed to manipulate global oil markets". Same old really.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's Sunday my good dude! Time to manipulate the oil markets and put out a smokescreen to hide his crimes as a rapist, war criminal and a pedophile.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Court Martial for war crimes in Venezuela and Iran.
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Execution In Russia Firing Squad
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He's trying to manipulate the markets my friend. That and a smoke screen for his paedophile crimes.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"The term "fake ceasefire" has also followed Trump in other foreign policy theatres. Trump has also repeatedly claimed that Iran had requested a ceasefire or that terms were being finalized. Iranian officials called Trump's statements lies designed to manipulate global oil markets".
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You spelled 'bad taste' wrong my dude.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Magical thinking. Anyway "Mr President", I hear you feature in the Epstein files. Why don't you release them?
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Something to be proud of. Great job, Gramsci!
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
To what end? We (well, you and by proxy I as a supporter) are going to win this ridiculous war anyway.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I can't even imagine why he's burned all his alliances for what? Less fucking diesel than the US uses in one day. Incidentally they export about the same amount as they burn in their stupid trucks every day.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Im pisst of wiv yew lot tellin me I dun unnerstan the conceps of ambrahamic religiuns
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Aye, watch out for me in the top 3 at Beachy Head marathon. You'll know me, silver hair, severe breathing difficulties and a prosthetic left leg.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I Turn To You and Northern Star were era defining. She's still going, putting out new music.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Uh oh
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Woman's Hilarious Spit Take Drink Reaction
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ah well, good luck getting your fucking oil dickhead. youtu.be/vOvB7d_9mpg?...
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Moment drones and missiles strike Russian ports on the Sea of Azov - massive fireballs erupt
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Good luck getting your oil youtu.be/vOvB7d_9mpg?...
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Moment drones and missiles strike Russian ports on the Sea of Azov - massive fireballs erupt
YouTube video by Kanal13
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hey Peter, hope you're feeling okay. Welcome back!
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Beautiful picture.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He would do well to remember that Von Ribbentrop was the first to be executed at Nuremberg. (By an American hangman who had absolutely no clue what he was doing which made it *cough* rather nasty).
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sink the ships as they leave Russian ports.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Someþung in þin eage? We mæg treat hit in store.
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The Ardent Skiver @varan1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As a former soldier who served alongside American troops back in the day, I can tell you that I would not trust US army personnel to successfully complete an execution using firearms.
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