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I sometimes make things on the internet. Battletech. Star Trek. US politics. Video games. he/him

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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 1h
The next turn of that cycle was--googles "Zach Snyder corn movie"--Rebel Moon, so we can put the 'revamp of sci-fi high adventure movie I loved as a kid' concept to bed.
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 1h
I have not seen it yet, but for the record: My response to the Digger trailer was simply, "You son of a bitch, I'm in."
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 4h
Since we have bands called Live and The Band, maybe we could get some kind of Whose on First-type concert going. Do we have bands called Headliner, $5 Admission, and Best Of?
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 15h
#Pips 420 Hard 🔴 2:32
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Draw fitty cards.
Cotton Hill, from King of the Hill
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dreams last night: -Thought I was Emperor Palpatine, but it turned out that Mark Hamil was actually doing a side hustle dressing up as Luke Skywalker and taking dives for nerds. -Kristen Bell was my ex, but I also had to fix her computer. -I was Nic Cage playing some kind of homeless Superman-type.
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A pink slip that's a sticker sheet so you can put your info on your resume/unemployment application easier. Also, there is sometimes a kitty sticker.
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Also did a LOT of chores between Brotato rounds. (Completed only one run because I kept letting my mind wander.)
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We actually did it today. Filled every room in Blue Prince. Solved some good puzzles. Did some clever stuff in the Laundry Room. Gambled a lot. Just a satisfying, frustrating, fun game.
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dialog from a Ben Affleck character in Kevin Smith movie: "...but if you SAY what you're doing with the pictures, suddenly YOU'RE the bad guy?"
Headline with picture that reads, "Ben Affleck has been banned from instagram." Period. Full stop. "twice." by Vanity Fair. Actually, he was banned for impersonating himself.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In light of some magazines pulling scummy things on creators lately, I’m doing a little thread on short story rights. I don't want anybody getting taken advantage of. Also, if you're new, this stuff can be confusing!
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DC Council @councilofdc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is clearly not acceptable
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The heart of a champion!
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If I remember the Marauder heat sink capacity correctly, the engineers who made it also declared it would be red with optional flames.
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When I'm told Anthropic is banning people who are mean to their confirmation bias machine:
The I'm going to create an environment so toxic meme, but the word query has been written over "environment."
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm actually really touched by the responses my blogs have gotten since I've been posting them, but if you're looking at the political landscape, and would like to do *something* before November 3rd, I've created a list of midterm battlegrounds to think about. vanvelding.blogspot.com/2026/10/batt...
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Battlefields of the Midterms
It's all well and good to door the flavor of the week in the 2026 election. In less than a month, we all better drag our sorry carcasses int...
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 09/10/2026
I made a mixtape (playlist). This week's It's Storytime With Wil Wheaton is The Loneliness of Former Constellations, by P.H. Low, originally published in Strange Horizons. I have two live shows happening in Los Angeles, both with limited tickets.
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mix tapes, live shows, and storytime.
It’s been a long time since I made a mixtape, but I remember making them all the time when I was a kid. I rarely had the opportunity to make them for another person, but that didn’t stop me from making endless awesome mixes to block out the world on...
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Teaching a history class where every unit is titled, "Golly, I haven't heard about that."
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I lost the tournament to Strong Bad.
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nah, pointing out shitty people are shitty is neither a "trend," nor "puritanism." It's what a healthy society does, you solipsist.
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"How did you get into TTRPGs?" A long time ago, there was something called Inquest Magazine, a guide to collectible card games, which were the style at the time...
A picture of Inquest Magazine with Captain Kirk and Dr. McCoy on the cover. It's billed as a guide to collectible card games. This is a special sci-fi issue, which touts killer decks for Star Wars and Star Trek, a Star Trek strategy guide, a combos guide for the Mythos game, an interview with Timothy Zahn, and some combos for Alliances, because your CCG magazine can't not include Magic: the Gathering. Inquest also covered tabletop RPGs from time to time, including a Vampire: the Masquerade starter booklet.
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Heavy is out because he went all in on a pair of eights. I hate him so much.
A showdown with Strong Bad. He has fourty-four thousand dollars, meaning the player has about five thousand dollars.
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
These guys made a $15,000 pot when both of them had trash hands. I can't bluff players this stupid.
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm gonna lose this fucking tournament to fucking Strong Bad, aren't I?
Image of Poker Night at the Inventory game. Max and Tycho are busted out. The player has six thousand dollars, Heavy has 10 thousand dollars. Strong Bad has twenty-nine thousand dollars.
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#Pips 416 Hard 🔴 1:52
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jack from 30 Rock saying “that’s Republican, we count those”
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This week's song is "The Jester" by Badflower www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3tW...
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Badflower - The Jester
YouTube video by BadflowerVEVO
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm actually really touched by the responses my blogs have gotten since I've been posting them, but if you're looking at the political landscape, and would like to do *something* before November 3rd, I've created a list of midterm battlegrounds to think about. vanvelding.blogspot.com/2026/10/batt...
vanvelding.blogspot.com
Battlefields of the Midterms
It's all well and good to door the flavor of the week in the 2026 election. In less than a month, we all better drag our sorry carcasses int...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/10/2026
Here's a nearly 10-minute supercut of Troy Jackson taking it to Susan Collins during their debate tonight, including Jackson telling her "you can't eat road salt" and "Collins is like an arsonist who helped set the fire, and then she wants credit for bringing a cup of water to put it out"
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do wonder if it's the end boss of "Trying to make a real cake is cringe; let's make this all-frosting, no-cake cake. You can't insult it because people enjoy frosting!"
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's clearly Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. A show that went from "Let Star Trek be Star Trek" to "Star Trek doing Community doing Star Trek in a universe where Dan Harmon hates Star Trek." The early seasons are just a testament that they could do better, but they chose this instead.
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Haven" doesn't explain a human having vision of a soul mate. Ascension in "John Doe"...just happens. The events of "Catspaw' are never explained. The ghosts of "The Bonding," "Power Play," and "Lights of Zetar," are aliens, but entirely supernatural. Q(s) might as well be the Great Gazoo.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Abolish ICE. Fire them all. Prosecute their crimes. Start with prosecuting the crimes first and work your way backward if that makes you more comfortable. But we cannot live in a country with this level of elite impunity.
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Connections Puzzle #1212 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟩🟦 🟦🟩🟦🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Same energy;
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#Pips 414 Hard 🔴 7:38
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"We're gonna order a thousand Berserkers and fit them in wherever." Sir, I know you're Lyran, but "wherever" should not be in the military procurement logic.
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here's a doctrine that needs, for example, a fast strike company as an integral element. That company has 12 'mechs w/prescribed roles. Each 'mech a faction produces or creates fits into this structure. It's ambitious, but the current "jazz philosophy" BT force composition is...insane?
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My BattleTech: Vard Modeling seeing hasn't made a lot of progress lately because 1) other blogs, and 2) I want a battalion-scale force structure that post-3025 'mechs fit into and that's a big structure.
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Doing a political blog and, yeah: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdNN...
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Midterm Ad - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bojack Horseman and Mr. Peanut butter taking. Mr p b has recommended the mighty mighty bosstones to bojack. their dialog is a line from a bosstones song.
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Christian Bale to Nodding Kermit Meme
Alt: Christian Bale to Nodding Kermit Meme
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There's a Reddit thread up on reviews of Mechwarrior 5: Clans. They are all over the place, but most astounding is the "story was great, gameplay was bad. A+" and "Gameplay was good, but story was bad. C-" Reviews. My brothers in Blake, it is a video game. How can the game part be ancillary?
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FOR THANKSGIVING!! THANKSGIVING STUFFING!
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's a Reddit post where a guy got the new BattleTech intro set, played the starter scenarios w/the 'mechs inside, then got the advanced record sheets for the 'mechs online & was bewildered What 'mech would you make/choose with ilClan-era tech that would be easiest for a new player to grok?
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This game is called: 'Last Night's Dream or Game Changer Prompt?' "You are behind preparing your best friend's wedding, but the whole group still needs to make their D&D characters."
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Argh! I forgot I'm supposed to be practicing my stuffing!
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Image of Senator Eric Schmitt and Senator John Kenny from their attempt to perjury trap Jack Smith. Kennedy's face has clumsily been replaced with that of Clark Kent from The Dark Knight Returns. Schmitt's has been replaced with ronald Reagan from The Dark Knight Returns. On the placard Kennedy/Kent is holding up, there's a text message with two bubbles. One is in green and says, "What about Kryptonite?" The other is in a blue-grey and says, "Synthesizing it would take years and cost a fortune." The text to the left is cut off by the frame, but apparently says "Batman does NOT have kryptonite!"
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VanVelding @vanvelding.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey, I've got 10 movies coming out this week that aren't--okay Clayface is technically a comic book movie, but aren't you glad I didn't mention Street Fighter at all? If you like trailers, here are some good ones: vanvelding.blogspot.com/2026/09/movi...
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Movie Trailers for October
If September was famine, October is feast. Let's eat! Digger (October 26th) You son of a bitch, I'm in.
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