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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I can’t believe he took down 910!!

Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I am so unbelievably tired of having this conversation. Yes, it was a very nice children’s book, but we need to be done with it now.

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you watch the new Harry Potter tv series, you are supporting a transphobe. You are sending money to a woman who has used and will use it to fight against trans rights. And yes, it is “that serious.”

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

But I don’t know if fat mousey or banana are approved for space!

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Would you send this man to space? Look at him. LOOK AT HIM.

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

First of all, stop trying to send my cat to space

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

List of reasons I can’t go to space: • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Your credentials are better than mine on the subject, so I am inclined to believe you

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Happy Bisexual Visibility Day on this, the one day of the year during which I can be visually perceived

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sure would look cute in a little spacesuit, though

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Reasons my cat Spaceman can’t actually go to space: • Too little (spacesuit wouldn’t fit) • ISS isn’t actually the International Snack Station, so he probably wouldn’t care to go • Already voms in the car, so how’s he gonna do zero g • Not sure churus count as space-safe food • I would miss him

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It also comes with this alternate Ten of Swords card

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Show me your favorite tarot deck? My current fave is the Modern Witch Tarot by Lisa Sterle.

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

(For real, I am in the woods this week and will probably not see any messages)

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I will also say it 100% telegraphs what is going to happen to Jackie

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If anybody needs me, I’ll be in the woods

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Dear men, Not only is it okay to cry, but I am actively trying to make you. Love, Kelsey

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Guys I don’t know why I keep drawing these

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

This, they tell me, is England’s best spy.

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

A Bond who sometimes squats in the middle of a smooth line delivery for no clear reason

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Watching my partner play First Light is like watching a Bond movie where Bond occasionally dies mid-climactic fight scene or sometimes has trouble going up a ladder

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Spaceman has delivered Fat Mousey to us more times this week than any other toy, moving it to #1 in the rankings!

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I can teach you whittling basics, but you’re on your own for ballroom dancing.

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

“Not to toot my own horn” — what? Excuse me? Who the hell else is going to toot it? That’s why I bought a trumpet in the first place!

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I liked the beginning montage in Cyberpunk 2077 a LOT, and this is coming from someone who loathes being *shown* character development in cut scenes vs. getting to play it. But I’m wondering how it would have felt if it were handled more like the training montage in 007 First Light.

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

DEFINITELY did not take a nap with Moose earlier today

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

W H A T. I am SCANDALIZED that you would even SUGGEST such a thing

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I’ve never been reasonable even once in my goddamn life, sir

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Are you implying I IMBIBE? How DARE, etc. etc. yeah I 100% forgot, didn’t I

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

(No but like have fun and stuff)

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

How very *dare* you leave on vacation without my approval. Who am I going to engage in shenanigans with, I ask you

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

She’s both! She’s got lots of stripes. :3

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Want cat hair on your clothes at all times? Adopt a tortoiseshell! White hair for black clothes, black hair for white clothes, and orange hair for everything in between!

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Everybody says, “Eat the rich!” but no one wants to build a guillotine

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Gavin Free is so inherently built for physical comedy that it makes me jealous

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I lost my voice, so if you ever wanted to win an argument against me in person, now’s your shot

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