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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Anus mascot at the Brazilian Congress of Coloproctology (CBCP 2026)

veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i do think the right weaponises “useless degree” stuff as a broader anti-art push but i did also just spend 40 minutes watching a guy try to fix a mixer when the problem was the subwoofer was turned off

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

watching a man m night shyamalan himself in real time

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

ok i’m speaking from having been in multiple of these situations recently: why do french-speaking countries hate both oil and seasoning in food

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

had a whole week of things going wrong and then yesterday i got locked in a train in brussels station for 30 minutes with a woman, her screaming child and her pomeranian pissing on the floor

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

being in recovery is so deeply unglamorous because when you feel nihilistically depressed you can’t order a beautiful cocktail at a bar you have to inhale 2kg of like sour pencils in your own home like some kind of dog

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

can't believe it's been 25 years since that slag pretended to disintegrate those loops it still freaks my nut out to this day 9/11 ch 4 10 00

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

it’s a beautiful day to be sat in geneva airport listening to gorguts’ 2016 EP “pleiades’ dust”

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

it’s a beautiful day to be waiting on a severely delayed flight in gatwick airport

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

the best thing about having a partner that isn’t online is you get to do stuff like bring up “the time there was a noise music controversy because an old white guy was dressing in a fake-african-print klan outfit” and they look at you like the hoobastank “mind is degrading” tweet

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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 01/09/2026

Funniest possible neck tattoo for a guy with a doping ban

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

how badly do you have to fuck up to be gay and age like this

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

big fan of major music outlet announcing "[guy in entire band of cunts everyone in this city fucking hates but that specific major music outlet is the only one to spend 10 years calling them the greatest band of all time] accused of domestic violence"

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

music websites: everybody loves the greek priest who plays wacky black metal guitar! he’s so old! isn’t it kooky? greek antifa one month later: we regret to inform you the greek priest who plays black metal guitar is a speaker at golden dawn rallies

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

will be crazy when america makes drink driving illegal, as opposed to currently where it legally mandatory for yanks to do it when they go to a bar

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

the organisation “AlphaTheta” must fall

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

CONCERNING: this woman has claimed she can subsist purely on cola favoured calippos

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

music can take you to beautiful places, such as observing a trans girl exorcist whiskey vomit next to you while you’re eating breakfast in the garden of a punk co op house

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

people are saying it in droves: it’s a beautiful day to carry a peli case to sheffield on the victoria line

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

rod liddle is dead, whereas i am transgender and alive. no opinion, just reporting the facts here.

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

crust band at this festival have been on tour for a month and brought their baby

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

*child singing over sad piano music* Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

trump’s curse has extended to lionel messi

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

my answer to this hasn’t changed since the year of its release: “i, robot” (2004)

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

defensive tactic with no one up front for 30 minutes against argentina? liquid, generational three lions football imo

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

the noble art of puroresu is back on the menu boys

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lindsay Graham has blown out his knee in his first UFC fight in 5 years

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Jack @jackinpogform.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The 'why don't we have any pictures of grandad?' Derby

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

people are saying it’s a beautiful day to be in the heathrow pret a manger

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

very difficult week to be slightly too old to have ever enjoyed the band my chemical romance let me tell you

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

say what you want about cm punk — he’s an adult man who loves the band H2O, he had a mental breakdown because he got vaguely ribbed one time by a wrestler called “jungle boy”, he’s gained an entirely new hairline and body type in a 2-month injury break — but boy does he know how to keep us laughing

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

We have now been told altitude is all in your mind

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

maxo kream rapping about taking elvanse is the pride representation i needed

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

every few months i’ll see like an industrial act get called out for being homophobic or something and i’ll look at the project and it will be called like RUNIC ORDER OF NINE 88 and all the tapes will be called like ESOTERIC DESTRUCTION OF THE JEWRY (BY THE WAY I HATE CANCEL CULTURE)

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

ivory coast has activated “banter mode”

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

i can tell music writing is dead because people are doing longreads on how they can’t tell if a song is AI and the song is a guy from shoreline mafia miming a british falsetto

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

really sums up the british commentary class being a rung lower than “dog shown card trick” this one doesn’t it

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

astounding reports coming in this morning: kier rodney starmer, prime minister of the united kingdom, has - and i quote directly here - “joined ISIS”

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

love transgender hate the government simple as

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veni vici vivi @vanitycrystal.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

more like “NTHNKS nailgun” am i right ladies

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