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I had a stalker once, but then they saw me eat soup 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦

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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[me,teaching Lola to shake hands] “NO! Firmer than that. It has to be firmer if you want people to take you seriously” #dogs
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What about her cousin's friend in Trinidad who suffered from swollen testicles and impotence after getting the vaccine, can he vote ?
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most young people these days, will never know the angelic voice of Luciano Pavarotti #music
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ace Frehley of the rock band Kiss, signing someone’s grandmother. #music
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The best part for me, is how his mouth hangs all droopy to one side
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On our walk tonight we saw a guy wearing a suit and tie walking his dog. Now Lola is looking at me thinking, “Why don’t you dress nice for me anymore?” #dogs
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We’re living in the dumbest timeline ever Holy fuck !!
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Discussions are going great, looks like Trump is laser focused on regulations that will save the world. - We are living in the dumbest times
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shiny Happy People Donald and Melania: The love story that inspires us all
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Only Trump
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sure, food and gas prices are skyrocketing, he’s taking away medical care, eroding your education system and infrastructure,, but MAN!!! Look at he’s building. America will be the envy of the world. Well done Peeps! You voted him in not once, but twice.
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can’t unsee this now
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ha! I actually thought the same thing after I posted it
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This pretty well sums it up
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This pretty well sums it up
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m not even American and I’m embarrassed by this.
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Even if Belarus had enough potash to supply the US, imagine the logistics and expense to bring that much product from that part of the world
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I hate to bother anyone, but could you all check your pockets for my car keys?
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me in the shower waiting for the hot water
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One foot in front of the other and don’t look back.
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They will also be investigating if the moon is actually made of cheese
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don’t forget Lake America, he gave you Lake America LUCKY!!
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Napoleon Dynamite's Iconic Fist Pump
ALT: Napoleon Dynamite's Iconic Fist Pump
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
With age comes wisdom. And acid reflux
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Glad to see your president is laser focused on the needs of your country, ending the war with Iran and reducing your crippling debt. Well done America, you sure know how to pick em !!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“YEAH, and I’m not going to be apologetic because a friend who just happens to be a Russian oligarch with connections to Putin, was kind enough to pay for the entire weekend and it was one hell of a party !!!”
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yeah and she won’t be apologetic about being friends with a Russian oligarch who’s close to Putin, cause it was one hell of a party, SO THERE !!!
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How shitty of a deal maker do you have to be, if you can’t close on a deal with someone that’s constantly begging and desperately seeking a deal????
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just imagine how much ivermectin they can buy
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trump, leaving Ireland
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
September in Canada ❤️❤️ 🇨🇦🇨🇦
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh, what a way to cap off a great Saturday #canada
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Good luck This shitstain can’t even solve algae
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My favourite time of the year, the neighbours have put their clothes back on and most of the tourists are gone. JOY!!!!!! #weekend
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fleetwood BigMac
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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The Rock Smell
ALT: The Rock Smell
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
She has to know there’s an easier way to blow up a balloon. What a show off
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Marilyn Manson's Creepy Smile
ALT: Marilyn Manson's Creepy Smile
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Maybe he should talk about a white guy, Senator Rick Scott who oversaw the largest healthcare fraud settlement in U.S. history as the CEO of Columbia/HCA Healthcare Corporation, which ultimately paid a record $1.7 billion in federal fines and penalties.
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You know MAGA believes it. They’re all thinking “Wow, you know how much ivermectin I can buy now”
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In life, you have to take time to smell the flowers and water the corn #cycling
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Kinda like everyone received that $2000 tariff dividend that he promised
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Given another 2 minutes, he would have started dancing for the crowd. Not sure how this guy sleeps at night. That was a boot licking extravaganza
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Dancinha Debiloide do Terno Laranja
ALT: Dancinha Debiloide do Terno Laranja
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
stolen valor? There’s plenty of proof he was there and got carried out
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Snappy!!
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Holy shit !! Make sure you don't forget the 'R' when you're Googling, "Gary Oldman movies."
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He’s the guy who puts the “fun” in funeral
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