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I had a stalker once, but then they saw me eat soup 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦

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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 4h
One day you’re cool as fuck and the next day you’re excited about getting a new air fryer. Life comes at you hard and fast
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The MAGA grifting life really takes a toll
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[me,teaching Lola to shake hands] “NO! Firmer than that. It has to be firmer if you want people to take you seriously” #dogs
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most young people these days, will never know the angelic voice of Luciano Pavarotti #music
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ace Frehley of the rock band Kiss, signing someone’s grandmother. #music
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The best part for me, is how his mouth hangs all droopy to one side
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On our walk tonight we saw a guy wearing a suit and tie walking his dog. Now Lola is looking at me thinking, “Why don’t you dress nice for me anymore?” #dogs
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Discussions are going great, looks like Trump is laser focused on regulations that will save the world. - We are living in the dumbest times
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shiny Happy People Donald and Melania: The love story that inspires us all
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Only Trump
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sure, food and gas prices are skyrocketing, he’s taking away medical care, eroding your education system and infrastructure,, but MAN!!! Look at he’s building. America will be the envy of the world. Well done Peeps! You voted him in not once, but twice.
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can’t unsee this now
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This pretty well sums it up
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This pretty well sums it up
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me in the shower waiting for the hot water
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One foot in front of the other and don’t look back.
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They will also be investigating if the moon is actually made of cheese
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
With age comes wisdom. And acid reflux
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trump, leaving Ireland
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
September in Canada ❤️❤️ 🇨🇦🇨🇦
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh, what a way to cap off a great Saturday #canada
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My favourite time of the year, the neighbours have put their clothes back on and most of the tourists are gone. JOY!!!!!! #weekend
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
She has to know there’s an easier way to blow up a balloon. What a show off
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Maybe he should talk about a white guy, Senator Rick Scott who oversaw the largest healthcare fraud settlement in U.S. history as the CEO of Columbia/HCA Healthcare Corporation, which ultimately paid a record $1.7 billion in federal fines and penalties.
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In life, you have to take time to smell the flowers and water the corn #cycling
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
stolen valor? There’s plenty of proof he was there and got carried out
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Snappy!!
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Holy shit !! Make sure you don't forget the 'R' when you're Googling, "Gary Oldman movies."
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
- Them: “hey how was your weekend ?” - Me: “ I walked around carrying a bag of dog shit, how was your weekend ?” #dogs
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fixed it
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sunsets & Shits (Nothing that Lola likes more than taking a shit at sunset) #dogs
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Americans will use anything to measure except the metric system
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I was just asked, “You’re willing to lose friends over politics?” Me: “I’m willing to lose friends over them eating the last slice of pizza”
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Imagine popping out for a donut and you find Mark Carney and Bryan Adams sitting at the next table. Fuck, I’d twist myself into a pretzel to get a selfie without them noticing #canada 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A short story from my kitchen
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wildlife Photographer, Dmitry Kokh travelled to Russia's now deserted weather station on Wrangel Island. Using a drone equipped with special low-noise propellers, the wildlife photographer was able to capture the animals who had since made the building their home without disturbing them.
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Canada Tidbit: Canada holds the highest national bald eagle population, with roughly 110,000 birds representing 55% of the global I introduce The "Great Canadian Bald Eagle" Photo location Port Franks
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
No worries We’re taking care of things on our northern side of the border 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ahhh, one of those warm, rainy mornings where I sit out on the front step, sip my coffee and pretend everyone else has been killed off in a zombie apocalypse JOY!!!!!
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
No worries We Canadians are on it !!
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Americans will use anything to measure except the metric system
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fuck that, it’s staying Lake Ontario. If he wants one of the Great Lakes, We’ll give him Lake Michigan
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Happy International Dog Day! -You know who doesn’t give a Shit about International Dog Day? - dogs
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What’s with all the fear about having your identity stolen? If someone stole my identity, I would be like, “Haha now you spend all your money on dumb shit and you’re bad at basketball.”
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