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Vanessa Grant

@vanessa.ba
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#Salesforce badass BA, #Df22-#DF24 Speaker, and social media darling. Expert on nothing, but strong opinions about everything. #BABA www.linkedin.com/in/realvanessagrant

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 05/08/2026
Talk to Pei! I took her in the USA. I love it
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 10/05/2026
He’s so consistent so I’m imagining I probably do look like this. Parenting is hard, y’all.
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 23/04/2026
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SALESFORCE SECURITY OFFICE HOURS

What Do Salesforce Developers Get Wrong About Security When Building Lightning Web Components?

Presented by Matt Meyers, CTA & Guest Speaker Evelyn McMichael-Maguire
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 20/03/2026
I can’t with LinkedIn today
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 10/02/2026
Brilliant smile!
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 25/12/2025
Oh man. But kombucha ftw!
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a cartoon poop wearing a santa hat and gloves is standing on a table .
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 17/12/2025
Tax Person: You’re reporting a $24 charge. What was it for? Me: Critical business infrastructure. Tax Person: Please clarify. Me: Snowmen. Racing. Interactively.
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Ellie @ellieatwhl.co.uk · 16/12/2025
Day 16 of the #AdventCalendarofTshirts, wearing one of my favourite tees. This design came from a call out at a @lonsfwit.bsky.social meet for more female @shirtforce.org designs, and Laetitia absolutely nailed it. #TrailblazerCommunity
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Paul Ginsberg @naturallypaul.com · 12/12/2025
Moses and the Curious Case of the Business Analyst (TWO choices on 16th December). TWO SESSIONS very different options for Tuesday (16th). Food for thought and unexpected paths! And you get to hear from the awesome @peiroll.com and @vanessa.ba amonst others! naturallypaul.com/blog/moses-a...
Moses holding a staff, being supported by two other people
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 02/12/2025
I would like to announce that I debugged a flow. Yes, ME.
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Tom Bassett @crmtom92.com · 14/11/2025
Customize Application is a hot mess 🔥 It's not fully documented, complicated and grants too many permissions. As Trailblazers we have a opportunity to make things better by upvoting; 1️⃣ Customize Application should be fully documented bit.ly/documentcust...
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Tom Bassett @crmtom92.com · 18/10/2025
As a Community we are stronger together and can achieve incredible things. Automate Salesforce DevOps: Click, Deploy, Done is a great example of this. The idea came from Vanessa Grant and Ishrat Bhatti helped to craft and design the deck.
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 16/10/2025
Rimon is the best! We’ve done a couple of projects together 💜
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 15/10/2025
Much needed break from the last few years of Salesforce overdose
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 15/10/2025
Glad I chose to stay home. I feel like I would have been so negative had I attended Dreamforce.
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 10/10/2025
I might join in for this one! I am skipping out on df this year due to “I think I already attended this exact omg AI!!!!!!! Conference” like three times already
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 10/10/2025
Mine is in the sneaking his iPad into his room to talk to fake AI characters phase. Like I don’t even know what the fuck to do with that! 😆
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 08/10/2025
Kids are so fucking tough.
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 04/10/2025
I like the glasses!
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 24/09/2025
Glad I was put on an #Agentforce project so I can now CONFIDENTLY say it is bad. Met with Signature Success architect who could not help me bulk test. Escalated to Testing team who can't help. Escalated now to Agentbuilder team. Go live today. No bulk testing possible. YOLO.
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 04/09/2025
Sent to me by @sheaconsulting.bsky.social, but originating from Amanda Nielsen. SO GOOD.
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Ellie @ellieatwhl.co.uk · 26/08/2025
Forgot to post during the #TrailblazerCommunity fun 😅 Just closed down this month’s #BadassBA - loved @richardivan.bsky.social’s take on Design Thinking & User Centric Design. I’ll never look at a Heinz ketchup bottle the same way again! Thanks @vanessa.ba & @peiroll.com!
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Tom Bassett @crmtom92.com · 28/08/2025
With the #BeMore Podcast on a break, rewatch top episodes; Be More Flow with @utkan.com Be More Business Analyst with @vanessa.ba Be More Enterprise Architect with Shelly Sousa Be More Independent Consultant with @sheaconsulting.bsky.social Be More Salesforce Design with Katka Vokrinkova
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 14/08/2025
Maybe all these ridiculous LinkedIn messages should go on Clitify.
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 14/08/2025
Maybe he’s a psychic #linkedin
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 14/08/2025
Omg I didn’t even notice that 😂
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 14/08/2025
Tell me you use automated messaging without telling me you use automated messaging.
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 11/08/2025
When you’re at a three day leadership conference and are told you need to be dressed for a workout, but your boyfriend gave you a hickey. I dunno why we hide these things anyway. It just means I’m hot, dammit. I’m mildly embarrassed though.
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Tom Bassett @crmtom92.com · 09/08/2025
Stop building Automations without Bypass Logic 🛑 Read "An Admin's Guide to Bypass Logic for Flows, Apex, and Validation Rules" on Salesforce Ben to learn how! buff.ly/PrE1HKA #Salesforce #SalesforceBen #SalesforceEcosystem #Automations #Flow #AwesomeAdmin #BypassLogic
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An Admin's Guide to Bypass Logic for Flows, Apex, and Validation Rules | Salesforce Ben
Learn how to use Bypass Logic in your Salesforce org, considerations, and a helpful use case to guide you through.
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 09/08/2025
I can’t be the only one still receiving email forward jokes from their dad and his aol email address.
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 09/08/2025
I just bought the domain today! A girl needs a little build up time, ok?
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 09/08/2025
I saw a job posting from ClifyX and my brain read it as "Clitify" and then I had to get ChatGPT involved and yeah so now I own clitify.com. What should I do with it? There are so many other good slogans too! #adhd
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 07/08/2025
Why is LinkedIn.
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 07/08/2025
I think a lot about all the vibe coding I would do if I didn't, like, have to pay bills and parent.
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 02/08/2025
I found Jesus at #GenCon
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 02/08/2025
My son has me buying him Warhammer shit now agggh
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 31/07/2025
My boyfriend brought me to #GenCon this year. Don’t think I’ve ever been to a place with so many men I wouldn’t have sex with. I’ve never had my fidelity so thoroughly untested before!
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 29/07/2025
ADHD wins today. I’ll try and be productive tomorrow.
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 27/07/2025
9:30pm Bedtime: "Mom, I'm bringing these snack tomatoes to my room" Me: "OK as long as they don't rot there." 10pm: "Mom, I'm letting you know I am going downstairs to get tomatoes." Me: "Don't you have some?" 12yo: "I ran out." Me: "...these are the moments they don't prepare you for as a parent."
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Andy Engin Utkan @utkan.com · 27/07/2025
I posted something on LinkedIn and somebody commented below: “The challenge is the client/user doesn’t always even understand the requirement - they don’t know what they don’t know. If you don’t ask the right questions you end up building something that isn’t future proofed. +
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 27/07/2025
Having two special needs kids, a nanny, after school shit, homeschool shit, and maneuvering a split schedule in the wake of a separation... I've spent literally hours updating multiple goddamned calendars.
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 27/07/2025
I used to intern at Universal Records when they were signed. Very nice guys.
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 27/07/2025
Yes! They are wonderful live.
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 26/07/2025
My boyfriend says this sounds like me during meetings youtu.be/WO5wpeYSotg?...
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 25/07/2025
I can’t with LinkedIn today.
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 25/07/2025
It is hard to. But yep. Disagree and commit to supporting bad decisions and the bad actors behind them.
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 25/07/2025
Consulting is oftentimes feeling like I am watching a car crash in slow motion and I’m powerless to stop it.
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 25/07/2025
Oh yeah no real complaints other than I wasn’t prepared for a dorm haha
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 24/07/2025
All the conversations here are how #agentforce is a non-starter due to the complicated pricing. “What we are going to have an agent ask when the coffee shop is opening for $2?”
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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 24/07/2025
“So since every conversation with #agentforce comes at a cost, how do we figure out ROI once we identify a use case so we know if it’s worth getting an agent?” “You would find out during testing.” Wait so we’d have to finish development to get to ROI? 🤦‍♀️
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