iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 10/05/2026

He’s so consistent so I’m imagining I probably do look like this. Parenting is hard, y’all.

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 20/03/2026

I can’t with LinkedIn today

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 17/12/2025

Tax Person: You’re reporting a $24 charge. What was it for? Me: Critical business infrastructure. Tax Person: Please clarify. Me: Snowmen. Racing. Interactively.

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 04/09/2025

Sent to me by @sheaconsulting.bsky.social, but originating from Amanda Nielsen. SO GOOD.

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 14/08/2025

Tell me you use automated messaging without telling me you use automated messaging.

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 11/08/2025

When you’re at a three day leadership conference and are told you need to be dressed for a workout, but your boyfriend gave you a hickey. I dunno why we hide these things anyway. It just means I’m hot, dammit. I’m mildly embarrassed though.

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 09/08/2025

I saw a job posting from ClifyX and my brain read it as "Clitify" and then I had to get ChatGPT involved and yeah so now I own clitify.com. What should I do with it? There are so many other good slogans too! #adhd

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 25/07/2025

I can’t with LinkedIn today.

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 24/07/2025

I just can’t with LinkedIn today.

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 24/07/2025

Santa Barbara Dreamin’ hooked me up with a room for the night! Silly me didn’t realize it would be a dorm. The lights kept shutting off automatically and scaring me. I also forgot bath supplies, but I am happy to report Soft Soap did the trick. Still haven’t tried the green button, but tempted.

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 02/07/2025

When you meet with your signature success team and go "Oh hey you must be at the Salesforce office because @mikemartin.me and Guilda are behind you!" She was unimpressed.

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 13/06/2025

Shout out to my client in Chicago this week. Had my first post-covid in person workshops and they got us Portillo’s Italian beef one day and Lou Malnati’s pizza the previous day. They even sent me back to my hotel with Portillo’s famous chocolate cake! 🤤

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 11/06/2025

1. I happen to be in Chicago for a client, but apparently it’s also Connections week… so hit me up for evening activities or Friday breakfast? 2. First stop is Chicago deep dish pizza. As a New Yorker I feel shame, but I just mentally put it in the same category as shepherds pie so it’s ok.

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 31/05/2025

Like fuck Salesforce these days, but amen to all the amazing friends I’ve made through it. I’m in goddamned Paris! The locals are teaching my boyfriend team chants! We are so happy.

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 20/05/2025

Some day I’ll have an OnlyFans account where it’s just me chopping onions, but I’m pretending to be really emotionally impacted about your problems.

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 17/04/2025

Like… I didn’t know how loved I was until the project ended. Thank you, Katy Perry. 🚀 #salesforce #salesforceconsultant #salesforceba #consultantlife #shirtforce

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 05/04/2025

When you get an opportunity to pick up a kid you’ve known his whole life at his middle school. Fuck I love being the weird auntie.

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 01/04/2025

THIS DRUNK BISH IS NOW AN ARCHITECT!

certified sharing and visibility architect badge

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 01/04/2025

In January I acquired 13 certification vouchers that expire March 31 and gave most away. Today is March 31 so I thought I’d check if any didn’t get used…welp… looks like I am taking sharing & viz again in an hour or so. I’m sleepy and tipsy. Should be great. #yolo

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 17/03/2025

At #TDX25, I got a chance to meet some of the speakers for the first-ever QA Dreamin' happening TOMORROW (March 18). It is virtual, free, and ALL #Salesforce projects benefit when the entire team understands the value of proper testing. Register here: qadreamin.com

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 28/01/2025

JAZZ HANDS at today's SFBA Meet Up!

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 13/12/2024

Huge thanks to @janeenm.bsky.social for my new shirt. Came in particularly accurate today.

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 09/12/2024

My general vibe lately.

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 04/12/2024

Fourth meeting before 10am. LFG 😭

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 01/12/2024

HELP: Starting my own company and I'm working with a career coach to stay focused. So I ask you-- If you needed my support, what would you ask for? What services or things do you think I would be great at (my genius zone)? TYVM!

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 29/11/2024

No escape…. My reply was, “I’m not sure where between 8:14 and 8:39 you saw that I was interested.” Next time I’ll ask him to sponsor WITness.

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Vanessa Grant @vanessa.ba · 27/11/2024

One of the worst parts of getting some level of popularity on LinkedIn is the influx of messages evolving from genuinely interested folks needing guidance to idiot salespeople bothering me with really bad sales pitches. Waste of my fucking time.

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