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VanceInLA

@vanceinla.bsky.social
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Old, useless, married, broke, ignored by 5 adult kids, author of "mosquito" & "The Brothers Grave". Writing more & hiding from the draft. Born ugly, anti-social & swearing is default mode. Dogs & horses are Gods. Cats are assholes. Cancer survivor

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VanceInLA @vanceinla.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I'll give Trump credit, he has the strongest dementia ever seen. Some say no one has ever had more. He has very powerful dementia.
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This made me laugh.
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I ❤️ librarians. #BookSky
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Renée Graham 🏳️‍🌈 @rygraham.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Props to CNN’s chyron writer:
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VanceInLA @vanceinla.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Hello all ! I'm a published author looking for a Literary Agent; any here?
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VanceInLA @vanceinla.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Dear America, what are you going to do about Donald Trump?
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VanceInLA @vanceinla.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Marco Rubio is a proven worm but deserves some credit; he is extremely anti Russian and without him JD Vance would have Trump giving weapons to Putin.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Remember when Trump’s sons announced a made-in-the-USA smartphone and a new wireless service, Trump Mobile? Three months later, the phone’s ship date keeps getting delayed with no explanation — although the company continues to collect $100 deposits. The grift never ends.
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The Trump Mobile phone is nowhere to be found after months of delay
Trump Mobile has posted conflicting photos of the phone and scrubbed mention of its “Made in the USA” promise.
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VanceInLA @vanceinla.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
President Newsom's first year is going to be spent reversing every single thing Trump has done.
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VanceInLA @vanceinla.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Zelensky is the Churchill all the world needs now.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
the one part of this awful video I found inspiring is the moment when the cam pans back and you see an array of upstanding Americans with their smartphones out filming these gutter thugs. that's really the symbol of the opposition. the smartphone and its embedded video cam.
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/11/2025
Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
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Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
WASHINGTON—In an effort to bring an end to what he described as an anti-American trend in filmmaking, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday imposing a 100% tax on the profits of movi...
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VanceInLA @vanceinla.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Free speech for Charlie Kirk but not for Jimmy Kimmel. Got it.
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VanceInLA @vanceinla.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Does Stephen Miller have any rallies planned?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
CARTOON OF THE DAY
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VanceInLA @vanceinla.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
It's very important to me that I outlive Donald Trump.
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VanceInLA @vanceinla.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I want to hear from Robert F. Kennedy about changing the name of the Kennedy Center to Donald J. Trump Center.
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TizzyWoman @tizzywoman.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Trump & Epstein were named as co-defendants in a lawsuit accusing them of raping 13 year old Katie Johnson. She ended up dropping the lawsuit after receiving death threats for her & her family. This is not new evidence. This cannot be covered up. #PedoPresident
Case 1:16-cv-07673 Document 1 Filed 09/30/16 Page 1 of 10
IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK
JANE EXE, proccoding under a pscudonym.
DONALD J. TRUMP and
JURY TRIAL DEMANDED
Defendants
COMPLAINT FOR RAPE, SEXUAL MISCONDUCT, CRIMINAL SEXUAL ACTS.
AND RECKLESS INFLICTION OF EMOTIONAL DISTRESS, DURESS, FALSE IMPRISONMENT. AND DEFAMATION
Plaietift Jane Doc, proceding under a pseudenym, brings this actice agains Donald 1.
Trump and Jeffrey E. Epstcin, and alleges that:
PARTIES
PlaintifT is an individual residing in and a citizen of the State of California.
Upon infoemation and belief, Defendants Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey E. Epstein
cach reside in this District and are citizes of the State of New York
under 28 U.S.C. $ 1332.
jurisdiction under 28 U.S.C. § 1332
Plaintiff is a citizen of the State of California for purposes of diversity jurisdiction
Defendants are citizens of the State of New York for purposes of diversity
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This Court has original subjoct matter jurisdiction with respect to this action
pursuant to 28 U.S.C. § 1332 as there exists complete diversity of citizarship between Plaintin
($75,000.00), exclusive of interest and costs
politico.com
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VanceInLA @vanceinla.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Donald J. Trump will not finish his term.
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I got thrown out of Mime Club yesterday... must've been something I said.
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VanceInLA @vanceinla.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
CVI is one weak assed affliction.
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VanceInLA @vanceinla.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
CVI is sure taking it's sweet damn time.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Wut ?
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I hate it when people say age is just a number. “Age” is obviously a word.
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VanceInLA @vanceinla.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I love horses and dogs. They don't tweet or post.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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VanceInLA @vanceinla.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I know for a fact it was always Hans Olo .
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Andrew Flanagan @andrewf68.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
88 counties flipped red. None flipped blue. tRump swept every swing state—each just above mandatory recount thresholds. What are odds? About one in never. It’s about 1 in 1 octillion chance of occurring naturally😈🤬 thiswillhold.substack.com/p/she-won-pa...
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She Won, Part III: The Devil Is In The Data
88 counties flipped red. None flipped blue. Trump swept every swing state—each just below the mandatory recount thresholds. What are the odds? About one in never.
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VanceInLA @vanceinla.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The regime change the world most wants is in the USA.
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VanceInLA @vanceinla.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Nobody knows what Trump is gonna do because Stephen Miller hasn't told him yet.
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Debbie 🌊💙🦋 @debbie292d.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Yet, three months ago...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Our current Director of National Intelligence:
Tulsi Gabbard tweet from 2019: Trump says he doesn't want war with Iran, but that's exactly what he wants, because that's exactly what Saudi Arabia, Netanyahu, al-Qaeda, Bolton, Haley, and other NeoCons/NeoLibs want. That’s what he put first--not America.
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VanceInLA @vanceinla.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
No one can possibly know the consequences of what Stephan Miller has made Donald Trump do to Iran.
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VanceInLA @vanceinla.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
May this be the last time anybody celebrates Trump's birthday.
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I've finally decided I'll never get down to my original weight and I'm OK with that. After all, 7 lbs. 6oz. is just not realistic!
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Found a new wine guaranteed to reduce late night trips to the bathroom. It’s called Pinot Mor.
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VanceInLA @vanceinla.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Dear everybody, the shit is about to hit the fan in Iran and the fallout is going to be geo-altering. Big time shit, with a moron in the White House.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
When it’s time to throw in the towel.
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VanceInLA @vanceinla.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Elon Musk is my friend.
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VanceInLA @vanceinla.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
In 45 months the clock will strike midnight & Donald Trump will turn back into the small, lying con artist he has always been with all the money he has stolen from the Americans he stole it from and have no one to spend it with. His sycophants will disappear, he will die with the hired help. Soon.
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
On June 1, 1996, the last nuclear missiles were brought from Ukraine into Russia. The next day, Ukraine has lost its status of a nuclear state after signing the Budapest Memorandum. The US, the UK and Russia gave their assurances that Ukrainian security and sovereignty would not be violated.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Don’t let the bastards grind you down
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Police: I'm sorry to say sir, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a bus! Man: Yeah, but she's got a great personality. Police: wait, what???
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
An amnesiac walks into a bar. He comes up to a beautiful blond and says “Do I come here often?”
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I was driving to the airport to catch my flight when I saw a sign that said: "Airport Left". So I turned around and went home.
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VanceInLA @vanceinla.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Donald Trump isn't attacking Harvard because he hates Harvard, he doesn't even know what Harvard is. He is attacking Harvard because Stephen Miller hates Harvard.
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VanceInLA @vanceinla.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Old age is not for cowards.
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