Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 2hYeah dude that's how a virus works...... Man he just really doesn't know ANYTHING. 010
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 3hI've said this before and I guess I was wrong - this is what him spiraling looks like. He's failing miserably, lashing out at anyone who points that out, and basically resigning himself to calling fake news, renaming stuff, and posting AI slop. This is Downfall in the bunker (but dumber). 0220
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 3hIf there was space on the main floor then the arena was by definition not sold out. A concert that has empty floor seats that people in the upper deck "migrate" to once they saw they were available, is not sold out. 040
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 6h"I order you to make things less expensive". Its the kind of thing you get from a boss who doesn't actually know how anything works. 020
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 6h1) basically everyone thinks this is unethical 2) they don't even think it's a good idea 3) no one believes he'll actually do it It's a trifecta of stupid that you only get from a person party who is completely out of ideas. 000
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The great price Richard Nixon paid was *checks notes* not getting to be President of the United States anymore. 000
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Also um, I keep hearing how the stock market is the only part of the Trump economy that's doing well but.......has anyone looked at the stock market recently? If you haven't, go look at the Dow and then look at the trend line since early August. Just saying. 010
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Agreed. Parties/campaigns can be wrong to and are just as likely to underestimate their support as they are to overestimate it. However the fact that they are behaving like they're about to lose badly is an indicator. Whatever else is true they clearly don't think they're winning. 070
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They really got nothing but "oooooh scary trans stuff!!!!" It's honestly depressing. 140
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026For example, in 2022 Democrats essentially conceded Wisconsin, then Mandela Barnes came within a point of Ron Johnson. Clearly they were wrong and actually had a shot there had they given him a little more support. However these guys are on the ground and their behavior is telling. 3473
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We can look at the polls all we want, but the best indicator of where things stand is probably Republican behavior. They are acting like a party that thinks it's screwed and is trying to limit the damage. Now, they could be wrong. Internal polling is just as likely to be wrong as public polling. 2545
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Want Trump’s enduring support to make sense? Acknowledge that ton of his supporters, even those who don’t even realize it, are white nationalists. They may call themselves isolationists or American-first or whatever, but they’re really white nationalists. 020
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They are all CRIPPLINGLY insecure. Lord Farquaad wasn’t overcompensating this much. 050
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026But we must protect the women’s bathroom and women’s sports with the power of a thousand suns!!! 000
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026All these guys going on about manliness are insecure overcompensating little pricks and someone has to have the balls to call them what they are. No one secure in their masculinity talks about it this much. They’re fucking weird. 3270
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Abdul rocks and more people need to say this - the vast majority of these guys are weird, insecure, overcompensating little bitches. No one who’s secure in their masculinity talks about manliness as much as Pete Hegseth does. Nobody’s fooled bruh. 1938
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I wish more people would use this degree of nuance. The founders were complex imperfect people who nonetheless had many brilliant, forward thinking, liberal ideas. In fact for a bunch of rich white landowners in the 1700s I’d say they did pretty well. 000
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🎯🎯🎯 JD Vance is what happens if the idea of being a drag became sentient. 141
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There is literally no business practice this guy won’t support if there’s money in it. “Yeah the sludge they dumped in the river gave the whole town leukemia, but have you SEEN their Q4 revenue numbers!?” This is how these dudes think. 0613
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This likely voter screen is bizarre and hard to understand. 010
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you got rid of a threat the job is done. If you are still doing things to keep the threat gone it isn’t gone. 010
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If only there had been a deal with them that they were honoring. Oh wait, there was. 000
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ya know this is actually admission from him. It’s him acknowledging that everyone thinks he sucks. His normal line would be “everyone is saying how amazing we’re doing and everyone loves us” 000
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Name something positive that they should ask you about that isn't completely made up. 000
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026And like say Smith HAD been at that Hawks game........so? He was in the same city at one point? Is that supposed to mean something? 010
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Also "I need more information" before issuing a pardon that overturns a jury's decision is an acceptable answer. "I don't have enough info, so I guess I'll just give this convicted rapist the benefit of the doubt" is a fucking WILD thing to say. 010
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It is 66% conservative in a country that is roughly 50/50 liberal v conservative. Statistically it is too conservative. 000
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He's honestly so stupid and lazy even HE doesn't actually know what he's saying. He's literally asked "you keep saying 'it's a hoax'. What? What's a hoax?" He doesn't know and hasn't even bothered to come up with a teaspoon of bull shit that even sounds believable. 0190
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Dude nobody is fooled. And the fact that you're this fragile tells us everything we need to know. 000
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This dude is the embodiment of insecurity. Lord Farquaad wasn't overcompensating this much. Seriously this is the guy whom you make like one minor joke about him having a small dick and he shows up the next day with a box of magnums and puts it right on top of his dresser where EVERYONE can see it 110
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This dude is what would happen if the concept of crippling insecurity became sentient. 021
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026@davidnir.com caught you on Strength in Numbers today. Are there any good polling aggregators on here that you follow vs. ones you’d stay away from? 100
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That 9% of Trump voters are a yes they just don’t want to admit it. 000
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That would imply that he researched it at all. They found out that there was a game in Atlanta that day and ran with it. That is all the research that they did. It's insane for a United States Senator to be this lazy. Then again, look at the President. 010
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is honestly the most classic Republican shit I've even seen. Goes off completely half cocked with accusations that are disprovable via 5-minutes of fact checking, then freaks out and gets even angrier when you point out that his dumbass is completely wrong. Surprised he didn't say fake news. 020
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I will go to my grave with part of me believing that there is no Trump. He died years ago and an alien is wearing him MIB-style. 0211
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You can see the words "WTF is this dude talking about" forming in Smith's head while this asshat grandstands. Forget the fact that *checks notes* being in Atlanta means literally nothing. You didn't even have any info that he was there other than the most flimsy circumstantial evidence ever. 2291
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I mean, how about just a basic follow-up of "ok, do we actually have any evidence that he was at this game?" They just looked up that there was an NBA game in Atlanta at that time and assumed he was there. They made NO effort to actually corroborate in any way. 2243
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I cannot think of a single blue state Senator as dumb as Tommy Tuberville. Diane Feinstein TODAY is still smarter than that dude. 010
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comNicolas Cage Orgasm FaceALT: Nicolas Cage Orgasm Face 010
Van Alan @van-alan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026FFS you're a United States Senator. Spend 15-minutes checking your facts. Where do you get off being this god damn lazy? 4464