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vampire witch from the future, zine queen (bat habitat/your pretty face is going straight to hell), vampire_hag distr(o mistr)ess. they/them ✨ ps. Not A Woman vampirehag.neocities.org

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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you know when you do your best to be prepared for a day cos you know what your adhd is like and then you get there and the universe is like "lol no i have adhd too and mine is WORSE". fuck my plans i guess ): (don't worry, the day can still be salvaged — as long as x y & z dont all go wrong too)
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy birthday Ricki Lake!
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i have been mostly knitting, and there is a running theme (colourwork circular yoke) and i'm too lazy to explain right now (more than trll you which is which in alt text)
sweater of swords yoke being blocked before I split for sleeves & body boneyard sweethearts yoke being blocked before I split for sleeves & body 1 and ⅓ socks in pink brown white self striping elasticated socks yarnmy semi self drafted alien sweater all bundled up with all the yarn I have left for it because I'm gonna reknit the hem and sleeves and actually finish it so I can wear it now it's almost cold enough
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
NEW #PATREON POST september bullet journal calendar page 🍂 www.patreon.com/tukru/posts/...
photo of my september bullet journal calendar page
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
yeah well this is tonight and i'm one of the contestants — wish me luck so i don't fuck it up (in a bad way)
Poster for Loco Caba-Race with special guest judge River Medway, tonight august 20th 2026 7pm to 10pm. 6 contestants battle it out to become Medway's Next Cabaret Star, @ Poco loco, 58-60 high street, Chatham ME4 4DS
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
turns out the universe really was telling me shit cos i just found out my dad had a bike crash involving a motorcycle and has been in the hospital for the last 10 days with a broken hip and didn't tell anyone. i'm pissed at him AND myself.
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
just called the Finnish embassy to find out when the next lot of passport appointments are being released and god i miss speaking Finnish, even if i can never remember any grown up words like appointment or release. i suppose this is the universe telling me i should call my dad more often.
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
might have another mid design challenge crash out where i abandon everything start from scratch. jesus fucking christ.
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
dont mind me i'm having the traditional mid design challenge crash out cos i did some things wrong and they are unfixable so i gotta start from scratch yay (or undo a million seams, and tbh i rather start again than do that. i might undo them later though so i dont waste the fabric but NOT NOW)
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
ok i have a plan now! and i've started on it! but it does have a lot of parts! and i don't know if im gonna manage it all! but only one way to find out! (TRY) idk why i had to make such an ambitious plan though what the fuck
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
oh no i applied for something really cool last week on a whim and just found out i got chosen which means i now must battle every procrastinating & executive dysfunctional part of my horrible brain and do a thing! several things as part of one bigger thing! and i have exactly one month to be ready!
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Katya's Dramatic Paper Toss
Alt: Katya's Dramatic Paper Toss
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
ugh it's uc review season again and they remain ANNOYING AS HELL and giving me a new impossible task at 5.06pm on a friday so i get to stew in what the fuck all weekend. genuinely dont know if claiming is even worth the effort, but ££ is ££.
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
thinking i might make a smol companion zine to go with the dead mum zine that has and explains the mixtape i made to go with it but didn't have the space to include.
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
just put the etsy shop on holiday mode while i’m away in the sea for the next week starting tomorrow (going cat sitting a cursed wizard) and realised i’m 4 sales away from 666 sales 👀 i swear to satan im gonna promptly update it with much new stuff once i’m back from seaside & feline servitude. 🫡
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My Satan Sense Is Tingling
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
thinking again about how one of my favourite songs of all time is about the line in the middle of the road (ajoratamaalaus by absoluuttinen nollapiste) and it's my favourite due to the lyrics and subject. it's just really smart & weird and im sad you don't understand Finnish cos you're missing out.
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
LRP — i ordered some swimwear in a variety of sizes cos i wish to get in the sea next week and i have no idea what i've done with my old gear and it low key feels like this (/simultaneously neg & pos)
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
cat spilling the tea
painting of a cat wearing a little dress with a flower print in front of a bookcase, talking on a very old pink telephone and making a mean face
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
at Brixton library today for readers & writers zine fair 👋
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
not my phone LITERALLY falling apart two days before I have to go places (the glue that keeps the screen in place has come undone and it was flapping about, i've cellotaped it down for now and i guess i'm shopping for a new phone next week... it's had a decent run, considering it's 6 years old)
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
i got c to buy me one of those thermal mini printers when he ordered some electric tooth brush heads & new kitchen scales a few weeks back and i *finally* opened the box.... i'm gonna be a menace with this thing (or not)
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
sometimes I feel attacked and annoyed by how much i relate to Lisa Simpson. or C: "they make Lisa episodes just for you, don't they."
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Lisa Simpson Discovers Her Identity
ALT: Lisa Simpson Discovers Her Identity
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
after 20 years maybe i might be ready to commit to the ZINE STER knuckle tattoos....
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Colette Townend @colettet.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Next week! Readers and Writers Zine Fair at Brixton Library, Sat 13th June 12noon-4.30pm, over 25 stalls of zinesters including: @bubblegumzines.bsky.social @lftwy.bsky.social @colossive.com @molluscdimension.bsky.social @vampirehag.bsky.social @domduongart.bsky.social @stefzinemaker.bsky.social 1/2
Poster for a “Readers & Writers Zine Fair” at Brixton Library. Large white text outlined in black appears over a colorful collage of zines and printed materials.

Event details: Saturday 13 June 2026, 12:00 pm–4:30 pm.

The poster lists the following stallholders:

An Ear to Lend
AGHH! Zine
Artie Is Arty
Brown Boyz in the Sun
Chic Alors
Colossive Press
Dominique Duong
The Ex-Zine Editor
Gazette for the Girls
Hannah Lee Miller
Infinite Potentiality
Less Than 500 Press
Lucia Morciano Wordsmith
Lunchtime for the Wild Youth
Maggot of the Mind
Masterpiece of Thrills
Meal Deal Zine
Paper Moon Zines
Pearl Mutt & March Hare
Rein Lee
Silly Dogs Brunch Club
Squid Horse Comics
Stef Zinemaker
Tubbing Rummy
Vampire Hag Distro
Waiting2xHair

Additional text reads: “PLUS! Communal zine table: bring your zine to sell!”

Venue details at the bottom of the poster: Brixton Library, Windrush Square, Brixton Oval, London, SW2 1JQ. The website shown is libraries.lambeth.gov.uk. Logos for London Borough of Lambeth and Go All In appear in the lower-right corner.Dominique Duong and her stall of zines and illustrations at Brixton LibraryBob Chic Alors and a table of black and white zines at Brixton LibraryLunchtime for the wild youth and meal deal zine , sat at their stall with lots of black and white zines
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
well I've gone and ordered a bunch of stickers cos I sold out a bunch at Glasgow zine fest and the suppliers had some deals and now I'm crossing me fingers that they arrive in time for the zine fair at Brixton library next Saturday 🤞🤞🤞
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
NEW #PATREON POST! june bullet journal monthly page www.patreon.com/posts/june-b...
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
getting tattooed tomorrow but a bit worried about whether it's a good idea cos jesus Christ even 22°C is hotter & more miserable than i remembered (why does it feel almost as bad as 32??) and hay fever + peeling sunburn on the arm not getting tattooed are kicking my ass but hey I made a commitment
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Lala Ri: I Ain't Gonna Lie, I'm Nervous
ALT: Lala Ri: I Ain't Gonna Lie, I'm Nervous
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Katie Croonenberghs Art @kamakru.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Yup, it's not just about the art. It's about clean drinking water, noise pollution, power shortages, the water supply as a whole. It's about scams and harm to real people and children. Genai is everything bad all wrapped in one and proclaimed as "advancement" by the wealthy and the foolish.
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
unfortunately instagram has figured me out yet again and in addition to courtney love reels, it has started feeding me Finnish folklore AND traditional crafts so now i'm over here like "i should make a ryijy"
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
some images from glasgow zine festing 👍
the vampire hag table on the second day of Glasgow zine fest. the six foot table is covered with a moomin duvet/table cloth with a crochet banner on the front. there's a variety of zines and stickers on the tablea collage of photos from the travels: (clockwise) this weekend was baby's first time riding the glasgow subway after 22 years of visits, vegan haggis burger at mono after day one, trees in kelvinbridge park, one of the many staircases at the hostel, my post day two falafel bowl with aubergine & hummus from mrs falafel had an accident in transit, and finally, the view from the dorm window.
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
getting here sucked (train stopped in Edinburgh, my luggage strap snapped off overtime I had to carry it up a few stairs and the hostel is on top of all the steep hills in the west end but now I'm settled and had some falafel & a bottle of thistly cross, Glasgow remains lowkey the best place i know
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
i ran out of normal paper
picture of three copies of the same zine, No Thrills #7, in a fan formation on a messy desk. first one has a lilac cover, the second one is printed on graph paper and the third is pale pink. The cover is of a person with a blindfold and there's images of dancing and women swirling around inside their head. they appear to be wearing an old fashion doctor's gown with a buttoned up high neck. NO THRILLS # 7 is written in wonky letters over the head and blindfold
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
i will be at GLASGOW ZINE FEST this weekend with not one but TWO NEW ZINES! come say hi 👋 maybe also pick up a zine or two or some stickers while you're at it if so inclined see glasgowzinelibrary.com for more even info
flyer for Glasgow zine fest, it looks like a cute sticker sheet! it says:
I'm tabling at GLASGOW ZINE FEST 
Saturday 23rd & Sunday 24th May
the zine fest is at The Briggait
but there are also events at Glasgow Zine Library and online, check glasgowzinelibrary.com for more info
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
THE ZINES HAVE ARRIVED 🙌 they are gorgeous, even if i say so myself ✨‼️
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
it's complete and being shipped omg omg omg omg omg i might pass out
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
i didn't do this but it's a week til i gotta go, what if i started NOW?
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
new stickers arrived 👀 we'll see if there will be any left after next week's Glasgow Zine Fest (last year sold out of the twin peaks stickers in one day and they weren't even holographic — but i have twice as many this time round)
a white hand holding two rainbow holographic stickers. one says "Fuck A.I." and the other one says "fix your hearts or die" in a font similar to the twin peaks logo.two stacks of rainbow holographic stickers from a different lighting angle in little bags. one says "Fuck A.I." and the other one says "fix your hearts or die" in a font similar to the twin peaks logo. there's also one of each sticker out of the bag. the stickers are on a messy desk
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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Evergreen headline.
Old BBC headline that reads: Baffling and concerning — what is wrong with England?
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
i know i just and already finished THE BIG ZINE for Glasgow Zine Fest but... it's still two weeks til the fest, what if i also made the traditional scrappy little issue of No Thrills because im a glutton for punishment = pre zine fest stress and being done and ready this early seems illegal?
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Plane Jane on RuPaul's Drag Race Season 16
ALT: Plane Jane on RuPaul's Drag Race Season 16
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
HOLY SHIT THE DEAD MUM ZINE IS FINISHED AND OFF TO THE PRINTERS!! i feel a bit sick
screenshot of a "thank you, your order has been placed" message from the printers
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
a traffic light with a hand drawn sticker on it saying "satan loves slags" in black writing on a jagged red and white background with blue dots and behind the traffic light the bumpy crossing pavement and some road and cars and buildings in the distance
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
fucking hell, might have finished writing the dead mum zine ~ except for the outro 🤯
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
trying not to panic about the fact i haven't done any zine stuff today yet other than probably finished the front cover and probably won't have time either cos I'm going out to the drag show. and tomorrow I'm going outside again to take advantage of the free bus weekend and also maybe see my friend.
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
CW spider print made a quick (~ 1½ h) handbag for carrying my fan and matching walking stick to the drag show tonight. really thought this was one of those doomed last minute adhd projects, but sometimes they do be successful. (it's not perfect, but it was good practice and will do for tonight)
photo of a hand holding up a short but wide totebag made from spiderweb print fabric.
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
guys, i finished cut & pasting the prewritten text for the dead mum zine and i still have a week to go 👍 70 pages & 29,800 words 📚 sadly now i have some writing to do asap = the journey home, an intro and end notes and feelings. yikes. thankfully still doable tho, but i need to keep momentum going.
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a drag queen wearing a blue hat and a blue top
ALT: a drag queen wearing a blue hat and a blue top
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
opened facebook for the first time in yoinks and apparently it has somehow changed my birthday to October 31st 🎃 👻
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
dead mum zine current page count: fifty-fucking-four yeah it's deffo gonna be more than sixty pages 💀
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
SUCCESS! today's attempt at getting blood out of me was a success! though the charity shopping has been a dud and i've already peed five times and usually i'm only just about to get out of bed if i'm good. a downside to being actually thoroughly hydrated 😭
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vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
NEW #PATREON POST wip wednesday: more zine shit www.patreon.com/posts/wip-we...
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wip wednesday: more zine shit by tukru / hawkinsleather on Patreon. Join tukru / hawkinsleather's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Happy Earth Day.
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