vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 24/09/2026you know when you do your best to be prepared for a day cos you know what your adhd is like and then you get there and the universe is like "lol no i have adhd too and mine is WORSE". fuck my plans i guess ): (don't worry, the day can still be salvaged — as long as x y & z dont all go wrong too) 010
Reposted by vampire hag 🦇 tukruYour daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026 09717
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i have been mostly knitting, and there is a running theme (colourwork circular yoke) and i'm too lazy to explain right now (more than trll you which is which in alt text) 140
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 31/08/2026NEW #PATREON POST september bullet journal calendar page 🍂 www.patreon.com/tukru/posts/... 031
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 20/08/2026yeah well this is tonight and i'm one of the contestants — wish me luck so i don't fuck it up (in a bad way) 110
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 19/08/2026turns out the universe really was telling me shit cos i just found out my dad had a bike crash involving a motorcycle and has been in the hospital for the last 10 days with a broken hip and didn't tell anyone. i'm pissed at him AND myself. 110
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 11/08/2026just called the Finnish embassy to find out when the next lot of passport appointments are being released and god i miss speaking Finnish, even if i can never remember any grown up words like appointment or release. i suppose this is the universe telling me i should call my dad more often. 020
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 08/08/2026might have another mid design challenge crash out where i abandon everything start from scratch. jesus fucking christ. 000
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 05/08/2026dont mind me i'm having the traditional mid design challenge crash out cos i did some things wrong and they are unfixable so i gotta start from scratch yay (or undo a million seams, and tbh i rather start again than do that. i might undo them later though so i dont waste the fabric but NOT NOW) 010
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 25/07/2026ok i have a plan now! and i've started on it! but it does have a lot of parts! and i don't know if im gonna manage it all! but only one way to find out! (TRY) idk why i had to make such an ambitious plan though what the fuck 150
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 20/07/2026oh no i applied for something really cool last week on a whim and just found out i got chosen which means i now must battle every procrastinating & executive dysfunctional part of my horrible brain and do a thing! several things as part of one bigger thing! and i have exactly one month to be ready!static.klipy.comKatya's Dramatic Paper TossAlt: Katya's Dramatic Paper Toss 050
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 19/07/2026ugh it's uc review season again and they remain ANNOYING AS HELL and giving me a new impossible task at 5.06pm on a friday so i get to stew in what the fuck all weekend. genuinely dont know if claiming is even worth the effort, but ££ is ££. 010
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 23/06/2026thinking i might make a smol companion zine to go with the dead mum zine that has and explains the mixtape i made to go with it but didn't have the space to include. 050
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 22/06/2026just put the etsy shop on holiday mode while i’m away in the sea for the next week starting tomorrow (going cat sitting a cursed wizard) and realised i’m 4 sales away from 666 sales 👀 i swear to satan im gonna promptly update it with much new stuff once i’m back from seaside & feline servitude. 🫡static.klipy.comMy Satan Sense Is TinglingALT: My Satan Sense Is Tingling 351
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 22/06/2026thinking again about how one of my favourite songs of all time is about the line in the middle of the road (ajoratamaalaus by absoluuttinen nollapiste) and it's my favourite due to the lyrics and subject. it's just really smart & weird and im sad you don't understand Finnish cos you're missing out. 230
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 16/06/2026LRP — i ordered some swimwear in a variety of sizes cos i wish to get in the sea next week and i have no idea what i've done with my old gear and it low key feels like this (/simultaneously neg & pos) 000
Reposted by vampire hag 🦇 tukruYour daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026 27510
Reposted by vampire hag 🦇 tukruGuilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026cat spilling the tea 216438
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 13/06/2026at Brixton library today for readers & writers zine fair 👋 040
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 11/06/2026not my phone LITERALLY falling apart two days before I have to go places (the glue that keeps the screen in place has come undone and it was flapping about, i've cellotaped it down for now and i guess i'm shopping for a new phone next week... it's had a decent run, considering it's 6 years old) 010
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 10/06/2026i got c to buy me one of those thermal mini printers when he ordered some electric tooth brush heads & new kitchen scales a few weeks back and i *finally* opened the box.... i'm gonna be a menace with this thing (or not) 280
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 09/06/2026sometimes I feel attacked and annoyed by how much i relate to Lisa Simpson. or C: "they make Lisa episodes just for you, don't they."static.klipy.comLisa Simpson Discovers Her IdentityALT: Lisa Simpson Discovers Her Identity 040
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 08/06/2026after 20 years maybe i might be ready to commit to the ZINE STER knuckle tattoos.... 010
Reposted by vampire hag 🦇 tukruColette Townend @colettet.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Next week! Readers and Writers Zine Fair at Brixton Library, Sat 13th June 12noon-4.30pm, over 25 stalls of zinesters including: @bubblegumzines.bsky.social @lftwy.bsky.social @colossive.com @molluscdimension.bsky.social @vampirehag.bsky.social @domduongart.bsky.social @stefzinemaker.bsky.social 1/2 11411
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 05/06/2026well I've gone and ordered a bunch of stickers cos I sold out a bunch at Glasgow zine fest and the suppliers had some deals and now I'm crossing me fingers that they arrive in time for the zine fair at Brixton library next Saturday 🤞🤞🤞 140
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 03/06/2026NEW #PATREON POST! june bullet journal monthly page www.patreon.com/posts/june-b... 030
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 01/06/2026getting tattooed tomorrow but a bit worried about whether it's a good idea cos jesus Christ even 22°C is hotter & more miserable than i remembered (why does it feel almost as bad as 32??) and hay fever + peeling sunburn on the arm not getting tattooed are kicking my ass but hey I made a commitmentstatic.klipy.comLala Ri: I Ain't Gonna Lie, I'm NervousALT: Lala Ri: I Ain't Gonna Lie, I'm Nervous 110
Reposted by vampire hag 🦇 tukruKatie Croonenberghs Art @kamakru.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Yup, it's not just about the art. It's about clean drinking water, noise pollution, power shortages, the water supply as a whole. It's about scams and harm to real people and children. Genai is everything bad all wrapped in one and proclaimed as "advancement" by the wealthy and the foolish. 3706339
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 27/05/2026unfortunately instagram has figured me out yet again and in addition to courtney love reels, it has started feeding me Finnish folklore AND traditional crafts so now i'm over here like "i should make a ryijy" 010
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 22/05/2026getting here sucked (train stopped in Edinburgh, my luggage strap snapped off overtime I had to carry it up a few stairs and the hostel is on top of all the steep hills in the west end but now I'm settled and had some falafel & a bottle of thistly cross, Glasgow remains lowkey the best place i know 010
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 21/05/2026i will be at GLASGOW ZINE FEST this weekend with not one but TWO NEW ZINES! come say hi 👋 maybe also pick up a zine or two or some stickers while you're at it if so inclined see glasgowzinelibrary.com for more even info 010
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 19/05/2026THE ZINES HAVE ARRIVED 🙌 they are gorgeous, even if i say so myself ✨‼️ 150
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 18/05/2026it's complete and being shipped omg omg omg omg omg i might pass out 170
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 14/05/2026i didn't do this but it's a week til i gotta go, what if i started NOW? 240
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 13/05/2026new stickers arrived 👀 we'll see if there will be any left after next week's Glasgow Zine Fest (last year sold out of the twin peaks stickers in one day and they weren't even holographic — but i have twice as many this time round) 180
Reposted by vampire hag 🦇 tukruKirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Evergreen headline. 322523833
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 08/05/2026i know i just and already finished THE BIG ZINE for Glasgow Zine Fest but... it's still two weeks til the fest, what if i also made the traditional scrappy little issue of No Thrills because im a glutton for punishment = pre zine fest stress and being done and ready this early seems illegal?static.klipy.comPlane Jane on RuPaul's Drag Race Season 16ALT: Plane Jane on RuPaul's Drag Race Season 16 010
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 07/05/2026HOLY SHIT THE DEAD MUM ZINE IS FINISHED AND OFF TO THE PRINTERS!! i feel a bit sick 170
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 03/05/2026fucking hell, might have finished writing the dead mum zine ~ except for the outro 🤯 030
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 01/05/2026trying not to panic about the fact i haven't done any zine stuff today yet other than probably finished the front cover and probably won't have time either cos I'm going out to the drag show. and tomorrow I'm going outside again to take advantage of the free bus weekend and also maybe see my friend. 110
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 01/05/2026CW spider print made a quick (~ 1½ h) handbag for carrying my fan and matching walking stick to the drag show tonight. really thought this was one of those doomed last minute adhd projects, but sometimes they do be successful. (it's not perfect, but it was good practice and will do for tonight) 140
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 01/05/2026guys, i finished cut & pasting the prewritten text for the dead mum zine and i still have a week to go 👍 70 pages & 29,800 words 📚 sadly now i have some writing to do asap = the journey home, an intro and end notes and feelings. yikes. thankfully still doable tho, but i need to keep momentum going.media.tenor.coma drag queen wearing a blue hat and a blue topALT: a drag queen wearing a blue hat and a blue top 040
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 28/04/2026opened facebook for the first time in yoinks and apparently it has somehow changed my birthday to October 31st 🎃 👻 220
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 25/04/2026dead mum zine current page count: fifty-fucking-four yeah it's deffo gonna be more than sixty pages 💀 160
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 23/04/2026SUCCESS! today's attempt at getting blood out of me was a success! though the charity shopping has been a dud and i've already peed five times and usually i'm only just about to get out of bed if i'm good. a downside to being actually thoroughly hydrated 😭 020
vampire hag 🦇 tukru @vampirehag.bsky.social · 22/04/2026NEW #PATREON POST wip wednesday: more zine shit www.patreon.com/posts/wip-we...patreon.comwip wednesday: more zine shit | tukru / hawkinsleatherwip wednesday: more zine shit by tukru / hawkinsleather on Patreon. Join tukru / hawkinsleather's community for exclusive content and updates. 000
Reposted by vampire hag 🦇 tukruHarebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Happy Earth Day. 3380963370