Yoshi (winning) 🔒 @vam.bsky.social · 31/08/2026When Von died I played rollercoaster tycoon the whole day. 100
Reposted by Yoshi (winning) 🔒I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Yoru attacks Uni sometimes, but she’s just as sweet to him 354329623
Yoshi (winning) 🔒 @vam.bsky.social · 31/08/2026bodycam video of a state trooper pulling over Dracula and the cop spots the open container (goblet) and immediately Dracula becomes defensive 010
Yoshi (winning) 🔒 @vam.bsky.social · 29/08/2026young nephew (26 yo) picked the key off me. everyone else received “DIDN’T LOOT MY DEAD BODY AWARD” fortune cookie paper strip as per my will 010
Yoshi (winning) 🔒 @vam.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Imagine a pandemic lockdown 2 with big walk thanksgiving 220
Yoshi (winning) 🔒 @vam.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Trying to make it into young nephew’s will by giving him money for drugs 140
Reposted by Yoshi (winning) 🔒joyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026saying x word y times fast is a big part of child culture 1151
Yoshi (winning) 🔒 @vam.bsky.social · 30/05/2026midlife guy who has experienced cancer scares and has been mugged at knife point commenting on a first year uni student’s vent post about anxiety) I have that fear too kinda 150
Yoshi (winning) 🔒 @vam.bsky.social · 23/05/2026TMZ “PHENOMENON” star John Travolta unveils new Nation of Islam look targeted ad on instagram 3 hours later) buy designed nice kofia hat excellent build quality and more. 010
Yoshi (winning) 🔒 @vam.bsky.social · 23/05/2026At the parent teacher conference doing Nardwuar voice vs my dumbass kid’s english teacher with blatantly incorrect dirt i gathered about her online 001
Reposted by Yoshi (winning) 🔒sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 18/05/2026summer vibes 2026 041
Yoshi (winning) 🔒 @vam.bsky.social · 18/05/2026laughed so hard at this one it’s such an instant classic. they’re going to be reposting this one on Alien bluesky or twitter, 50+ years from now 120
Yoshi (winning) 🔒 @vam.bsky.social · 15/05/2026It’s stir fried rice day, everybody.. good morning 120
Yoshi (winning) 🔒 @vam.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I’m always predicting what the next word I’m about to say is. 120
Reposted by Yoshi (winning) 🔒sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 13/05/2026(trying to invent glue) i just can’t figure it out. Guess I’ll just boil all these horses until it comes to me 04110
Reposted by Yoshi (winning) 🔒sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 13/05/2026Good evening. I’m Dr. Kerry, I’ll be your surgeon. You can call me The Nightmare. 0141
Reposted by Yoshi (winning) 🔒I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Is Uni an owl? 293162484
Yoshi (winning) 🔒 @vam.bsky.social · 11/05/2026do all posts older than a couple hours say they’re from one day ago 100
Reposted by Yoshi (winning) 🔒sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 10/05/2026every time i see the name 'cane corso' i have to remember it's a dog breed and not a defensive coordinator for a SEC football program 051
Reposted by Yoshi (winning) 🔒sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 26/04/2026guy in cyberpunk world voice: forget it. Let’s go smoke some insanium 2286
Reposted by Yoshi (winning) 🔒sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 21/04/2026been so windy here it's been hard to do anything with a long exposure. Finally quiet this weekend, here's Sombrero Galaxy, Pinwheel Galaxy, and an Andromeda from earlier this year I forgot to post 071
Reposted by Yoshi (winning) 🔒𝒜 𝒟ℛℰ𝒜ℳ ℐ𝒯'𝒮 𝒫𝒜𝒮𝒮ℐ𝒪𝒩 - Hube's Requiem @hubecube.com · 19/04/2026Spock friendzones Kirk forever and immediately dies 142
Reposted by Yoshi (winning) 🔒sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 19/04/2026i think my proselytizing paladin uncle has become depressed. 071
Reposted by Yoshi (winning) 🔒sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 19/04/2026We just invented a new form of friendship in the woods. It’s called “woods friendship” 4466
Yoshi (winning) 🔒 @vam.bsky.social · 19/04/2026You can make anything you want with image generation for example the stupid bullshit your brain always plays while you’re lying in bed trying to sleep 100
Yoshi (winning) 🔒 @vam.bsky.social · 19/04/2026getting pissed off trying to fit “quagmire” into the wordle 020
Yoshi (winning) 🔒 @vam.bsky.social · 18/04/2026scribblenauts doc to med students) the patient is poisoned sick overencumbered depressed and farting. so, what do we think that is how quickly is he succumbing to the illness? slowly painfully 000
Yoshi (winning) 🔒 @vam.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Nahhhhhh lol. That what got nothing to do with me! 010
Yoshi (winning) 🔒 @vam.bsky.social · 18/04/2026sound like eustachian tube dysfunction in here! (attached is a diagram of the middle ear) OTITIS MEDIA GANG 100
Reposted by Yoshi (winning) 🔒sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 28/11/2024All this stress about the male gaze but these guys I tell ya they aren't even gazing.... they might be looking but im just saying… when's the last time you even saw a male gaze 2183
Reposted by Yoshi (winning) 🔒sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 17/04/2026Security staff, Greetings. The default code to the safe is 30, 90, 10. Please do not lose this communication, as the safe is where we keep our EAGLE HEAD STATUETTE. Without this we are unable to open the front door 0133
Reposted by Yoshi (winning) 🔒sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 17/04/2026umbrella corporation employee emails leaked recently but they’re all just messages to secretaries that say shit like “could you put the folder marked T VIRUS EXPERIMENT in my desk next to the RED GEMSTONE, and lock it with the HORSE INSIGNIA KEY?” 1365
Reposted by Yoshi (winning) 🔒Maddie @picklemaddierix.bsky.social · 31/03/2026there are rumors of a secret fourth beatle, known only as "ringo" 23511
Yoshi (winning) 🔒 @vam.bsky.social · 17/04/2026almost posted face on the day of the site wide shit show 250
Reposted by Yoshi (winning) 🔒sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 16/04/2026dreamt there was a big movement on Wikipedia to add 'But who knows? Something beautiful may have happened' to every page about some incident where someone died horribly and mysteriously 0102
Yoshi (winning) 🔒 @vam.bsky.social · 15/04/20262 years divorced and sharing custody) and what do we tell mommy on the car ride back to her apartment ? (MY 17 YEAR OLD SON) daddy still thinks she’s the most beautiful woman he’s ever known… 010
Reposted by Yoshi (winning) 🔒Gretchen is Making it Hapen @hotdogheehaw.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Key art for my freeking game project 310526
Reposted by Yoshi (winning) 🔒cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/04/2026sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me 4083321574
Yoshi (winning) 🔒 @vam.bsky.social · 15/04/2026tried to imagine a fake word and started cracking up when shown a real one that’s barely different 130
Yoshi (winning) 🔒 @vam.bsky.social · 15/04/2026match up of the century: naturally cute man vs self harming teenager 020
Yoshi (winning) 🔒 @vam.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I will be posting Hube’s phone number every day until I am no longer tired. 010
Reposted by Yoshi (winning) 🔒sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 12/04/2026what kind of name is Tearful Van Aert 371
Yoshi (winning) 🔒 @vam.bsky.social · 12/04/2026nwr fan Obama) gotta have my pusher, and pusher 2! 110
