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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
we northsky now
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
getting jerked off by bilbo baggins call that The HandJobbit
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 26/09/2026
gay Obama be like. sorry. I got too angry. to finish the joke. hatred rage war forever
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chiblee, Chiblee, they're killing Dan Gheesling Chiblee. The Radical Left they hate our drones and now we can't sponsor streams Chiblee
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 15/09/2026
money for nothing and ya feet for free
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 13/09/2026
Crows are White: I would give this -2/10 if I could. justice for dawn. the most spiritually dead man ever, a walking embarrassment with no sense of perspective or taste. I hope his Instagram gets hacked and someone shaves his fuckass hair. los Angeles must be obliterated from orbit.
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 11/09/2026
Without further ado, ladies, gentlemen, and more, it finally, IS GOYFIN TIME moxfield.com/decks/AAl6j0...
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IT'S GOYFIN TIME - Standard
HEEEEES BAAAAAACK
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 11/09/2026
they hate tarmogoyf they are all so pessimistic about tarmogoyf no fetchlands in standard they say I say: let the tarmogoyfs into deck lists. you will surely enjoy break out tarmogoyf in gruul delirium. safe place for tarmogoyf.
Tarmogoyf is back baybeee
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 06/09/2026
and Targets! more interesting than expected, when do you become your role in society? how do you escape that? you can either accept it as a part of yourself that isn't the whole, or you can violently lash out at it the most devilish backhand in film history
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Day The Earth Stood Still was also very good, though the alien we hate that guy one of those classically well made ones where you feel like you're watching a play
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 06/09/2026
new moviesssss The Bitter Tears of Petra Von Kant was a knockout, I didn't give it enough credit at first but it's such an amazing film being that madly in love and having it completely destroy your self worth ugh
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 03/09/2026
MtGArena is comically unusable on mobile Disconnect twice in game one of a best of three timeless set in strong WiFi, skip two turns and win anyway. Sideboards looks like THIS and can't change Have to close and reopen app to make it to game 2, game downloads a full gigabyte before reopening
the mtg arena select avatar screen, glitched and replacing the sideboard screen
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 31/08/2026
feel like there's a gas leak in my apartment watching a nick robinson video about magic the gathering pop off like do we not remember what he did stay away from my hobby freak if you're gonna collab with this guy do some homework first
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 27/08/2026
playing tetris because I've just been traumatised but I hit the kill screen and maxout
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y🏳️‍🌈şenaz @ayseneinart.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Quintorius edited onto the address me elephant meme.
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 22/08/2026
Long ass post about Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma inbound Spoilers for the movie in posts below so be warned
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 16/08/2026
saw Ballerina: very fun fight scenes, par for the course John wick acting (derogatory), super indulgent in a way that annoys me, but damn if the fight scenes aren't fucking awesome I would watch a sequel to this film because I'm vulnerable to wickslop
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 14/08/2026
wonderful
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 13/08/2026
i have officially done too much posting goodbye everyone
my film review for monster (2023)chiitan liking my post
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 13/08/2026
also saw Companion which was an embarrassingly bad movie terrible script wooden performances shallow pop culture feminism it did make me laugh with the joke where the fembot company representatives are just incredibly bored and evil but wow what a snooze
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 13/08/2026
loved Mickey and Nicky, a homoerotic gangster film without bravado or valour or any coolguy shit it's about realising your shitty friend whose antisocial masculine behaviours you used to adore really sucks actually and you hate him and whoops you also are him and there's no way out
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 13/08/2026
okayyyyy new films i've seen !!!! starting with the good ones Monster was pretty cool for it's layered perspective on how being a queer child makes you feel like a monster, each different pov creating a different dynamic that others you like your parents and teachers
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 06/08/2026
wow I was blown away by how much I liked Avatar Aang my animation pervert sensibilities kicking all the way in and steven yeun does a good job playing this repressed homosexual lolllll
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 01/08/2026
American gangster was so shit it is insane what a terrible lib movie
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 01/08/2026
what a psychosexual nightmare and flawless ball knowledge of foucault, The Working Class go to Heaven is at times funny and really well shot!!
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 01/08/2026
Damn that Cecil do be demented John Waters massive twitter rant is absolutely delightful in how unfiltered and goofy it is, and i love them and they're all right death to the nuclear family
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💚Elek💚🦎 @elektronxz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Smoke 6 billion cigars 🫡 He's so tuff 🥹
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 25/07/2026
Seperate post of Stop Making Sense because what an all time banger i love david byrne and Tina Weymouth is fucking CRUSHING IT i want to dance like that
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 25/07/2026
Today's three Films were! Philadelphia Atomic Blonde Stop Making Sense
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 19/07/2026
Saw The Odyssey! I thought this was a good adaptation of the odyssey, but Nolan can never escape his disregard for the interiority of women and drawing out a climax for too long. It's got a lot of cool set pieces, but I wasn't moved by much. points for the cyclops though!
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 16/07/2026
Watched Boyz N The Hood and was just blown away I'm not kidding watch this one it was like a greek tragedy with some all timer performances and an amazing soundtrack I cried
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 15/07/2026
Watched New Jack City! better than every 80s crime movie, about how you can't scarface your way out of anti-blackness. not a revolutionary masterpiece, acting is spotty in parts, but I do want to kiss the costume designer for Wesley Snipes in this one on the lips.
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 13/07/2026
Saw Rose of Nevada today, thought it was good! takes a minute to spin up, and even then very dreamy and abstract, but I loved the characters, the soundtrack was excellent, and it's a very beautiful movie. sick in the morning is she?
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 12/07/2026
Watched Stardust 2007 i felt genuinely so concussed watching this movie but shoutout captain Shakespeare fuck that fencer king
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 12/07/2026
deciding I'm going to post about movies now!!! when I see them.. last night was: - One Hour Photo - Tampopo - Hokum
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 29/06/2026
these r my favorite movies i think
Spirited Away
Sonatine
The Act of Killing
Cloud
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 22/06/2026
every so often i stumble back into 80s english pop rock and bonnie tyler just cracks me over the head with total eclipse of the heart
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alys @alys.info · 19/06/2026
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 04/06/2026
smoking mid packrooms (movie was just ok)
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Since the announcement of our union, Wizards of the Coast and Hasbro have hired Fisher Phillips (a union avoidance firm), and chosen to engage in a daily union-avoidance campaign by sending emails to the Arena team that is spreading misinformation and sowing fear among our colleagues. #uwotc-cwa
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
WotC declined to voluntarily recognize our union by Friday, May 1st. While we're disappointed in this delay, together we remain strong in our convictions. We look forward to sitting down at the bargaining table so we can make Arena better for workers, for Wizards, and for our players. #UWOTC-CWA
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Wizards of the Coast Declines to Recognize Union by May 1st
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 14/03/2026
genuinely canlander is the cure for what ails me it's the best of all worlds and I'm so excited to play more
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 30/07/2025
Jane's recipes are amazing!! I batch cook them and have them at work for lunch it's sooooo nice
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Jane @fightingpride93.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I have until Friday to get £408 to pay for rent this month. You get 16% off if you sign up annually and if 9 people do that I'm covered. You get literally 1000s of posts, over 800 recipes for £5 a month and more added every day Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 11/01/2025
socks are puritan bourgeoisie if you think about it because feet should be shared by all workers
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
We're just innocent men
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
can someone come to my house and kill me
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y🏳️‍🌈şenaz @ayseneinart.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
This year, I am thankful for some (future) bans 🙏🏻 #mtg #ayseneinart
Nadu, Entomb, Psychic Frog, Fleshraker, Mycospawn, Vexing Bauble, The One Ring, and Kozilek’s Command along with some Eldrazi Spawn tokens in a reproduction of Norman Rockwell’s Freedom from Want Thanksgiving painting.
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