valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 14/10/2026I shoulda known i was a fag the way I loved this game as a kid 000
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 01/10/2026i can't find the art for it but the VTT Maleghast mod has an alt skin for the banshee which is sans undertale and i just played four of those guys and kept bashing my friend's guys into walls until they were dead 10/10 good game he was mad as hell about it 010
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 30/09/2026spent 20 minutes doing this to Zacama Primal Calamity but couldn't make it work 000
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 30/09/2026+ flying + trample! you've gotta play 5 pretty bad cards instead of the broodlord package which is 3 and a bit bad cards, but it's cool as fuck for sure 101
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 30/09/2026have driven myself insane figuring this one out the best I've been able to do so far is the recruiter line up to grozoth, grozoth gets myojin of life's web, krang ultrom warlord, phyrexian triniform, and triplicate titan so when you chain grozoth to play myojin you dump 27 with haste into play 100
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 29/09/2026this made more sense in my dream tbh 110
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 29/09/2026getting jerked off by bilbo baggins call that The HandJobbit 110
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 26/09/2026gay Obama be like. sorry. I got too angry. to finish the joke. hatred rage war forever 000
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 26/09/2026brb going to college to get more knowledge 010
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 23/09/2026Chiblee, Chiblee, they're killing Dan Gheesling Chiblee. The Radical Left they hate our drones and now we can't sponsor streams Chiblee 080
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 22/09/2026EDGE OF ETERNITIES 2 PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD 000
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 21/09/2026there was a shortage in the uk for like 3 months where I couldn't get medicated in 2024 and every day i tried to kill my boss with my mind 110
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 17/09/2026woman i met had altered every single card in her deck to be a Simpson 110
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 15/09/2026money for nothing and ya feet for free 000
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 15/09/2026idk what you mean it's 1 mana surveil 7 that's nuts youjustgottawaitabit 090
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 14/09/2026wait do we think this card is unplayable fr? it's untapped on etb, so takes a total of... 7 mana to use. and then goes into exile. where a certain planeswalker can get it with a -2. WOW 000
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 13/09/2026Crows are White: I would give this -2/10 if I could. justice for dawn. the most spiritually dead man ever, a walking embarrassment with no sense of perspective or taste. I hope his Instagram gets hacked and someone shaves his fuckass hair. los Angeles must be obliterated from orbit. 001
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 11/09/2026if tarmogoyf is not playable in magic the gathering STANDARD in 2026 I'm gonna do it big style 001
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 11/09/2026Without further ado, ladies, gentlemen, and more, it finally, IS GOYFIN TIME moxfield.com/decks/AAl6j0...moxfield.comIT'S GOYFIN TIME - StandardHEEEEES BAAAAAACK 100
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 11/09/2026they hate tarmogoyf they are all so pessimistic about tarmogoyf no fetchlands in standard they say I say: let the tarmogoyfs into deck lists. you will surely enjoy break out tarmogoyf in gruul delirium. safe place for tarmogoyf. 000
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 10/09/2026you're so real for this but I'm fighting you with my pile of cards that I do not have even nearly enough fixing for and we are going to have a weird and janky bottom table round three 111
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 06/09/2026and Targets! more interesting than expected, when do you become your role in society? how do you escape that? you can either accept it as a part of yourself that isn't the whole, or you can violently lash out at it the most devilish backhand in film history 000
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 06/09/2026The Day The Earth Stood Still was also very good, though the alien we hate that guy one of those classically well made ones where you feel like you're watching a play 000
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 06/09/2026new moviesssss The Bitter Tears of Petra Von Kant was a knockout, I didn't give it enough credit at first but it's such an amazing film being that madly in love and having it completely destroy your self worth ugh 000
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 05/09/2026my girlfriend curates our vintage cube, and makes full proxies of new Universes Beyond cards that come into it it's obv harder than just putting them in but she does a really good job 160
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 03/09/2026was a reanimator match up so would've loved some surgical extractions!! still won the set btw 000
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 03/09/2026MtGArena is comically unusable on mobile Disconnect twice in game one of a best of three timeless set in strong WiFi, skip two turns and win anyway. Sideboards looks like THIS and can't change Have to close and reopen app to make it to game 2, game downloads a full gigabyte before reopening 100
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 03/09/2026This is fantastic writing. I hope we get a proper return to Avishkar so much it could be so good 010
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 31/08/2026feel like there's a gas leak in my apartment watching a nick robinson video about magic the gathering pop off like do we not remember what he did stay away from my hobby freak if you're gonna collab with this guy do some homework first 020
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 27/08/2026playing tetris because I've just been traumatised but I hit the kill screen and maxout 000
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 22/08/2026I kept waiting for this film to deliver on what it was setting up, but it never paid off. blaaaargh 020
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 22/08/2026Plus, it's a movie about movies, and much though it tries to establish how Kris should stop intellectualizing the films they love and just experience them, it's doing that all the time. The ironic detachment destroys any connection I have to these characters. 120
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 22/08/2026Problem is, the whole movie is really meta! It's incredibly insecure about it too, and feels like Schoenbrun is so worried about it that various characters attempt to preemptively deflate that criticism in ways that just draw attention to it. 120
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 22/08/2026This is not done well. At no point does the surrealism of Schoenbrun's directing create that feeling of desperatly needing something you know is dangerous. The jokes are funny, but they detract from the core of the film by softening any yearning or guttural desire with yet another meta joke. 120
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 22/08/2026It wants to probe the dark corners of queer sex, where culture and labels create new things that are taboo, things you can't embrace as genuine needs because they muddy who you "are". What relationship the "problematic" has to the visceral self. 120
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 22/08/2026I wanted to love this movie a lot. The premise is really strong! Kris is insecure about the authenticity of her queerness, and explores that by sapphically experiencing the horror movies that woke her to it in the first place. 120
valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 22/08/2026Long ass post about Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma inbound Spoilers for the movie in posts below so be warned 120
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valmonline.northsky.social @valmonline.northsky.social · 18/08/2026YOU'RE SO REAL FOR THIS THEY CALLED ME CRAZY 010
