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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 3h

Sex workers don’t steal your husbands, your husbands come running all on their own.

Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 3h

Rent is astronomical, groceries require financing and some of you are out here entertaining men for free? In this economy? Ladies, even the circus pays its performers.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 3h

Being poor is the only financial condition where having no money somehow makes everything cost more. And then society has the audacity to lecture you about budgeting.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Going down on a woman is called eating out because it’s a treat. A blowjob is called a blowjob because even the English language was like, Yeah that sounds like work.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It was boring honestly. I had to go to bring my daughter. She was needed because her grandparents wanted to introduce her to some people that were there.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

and what men supposedly think of us, while somehow never realizing that you’re the ones granting men’s opinions that much power. We’re not living beneath men. You are. We just find it fucking hilarious that you keep mistaking your own inferiority complex for feminist theory.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

For all the radfems who love screaming over sex workers, a little Eleanor Roosevelt seems appropriate “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” And therein lies the fucking irony. You spend your days insisting sex workers are degraded by male desire, male judgment, male attention,

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

expensive and rare collectible cards make brain happy Also, while I have you all here: WHY are Final Fantasy and LOTR packs/boxes so insanely expensive now??? Please explain this to me like I’m intelligent, but was unfortunately left unsupervised near a hobby with lore and collectibles.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Theme Deck, Beginner Box, and then packs labeled Set Booster, Draft Booster, Jumpstart Booster, Play Booster, etc.? Are these different cards? Different ways to play? Different ways for Wizards to mug me at Ren Faire? I understand Collector Boosters because The Hobbit taught me that lesson already,

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I love into gorgeous cards while I was blissfully unaware. What the fuck. Why did no one warn me this rabbit hole had EXPANSION PACKS??? So, MTG people, I require adult supervision. Can someone explain why I’m looking at boxes labeled Bundle, Draft Night, Commander Deck,

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Fuck. I fear I have opened Pandora’s Booster Box…. I started innocently enough with The Hobbit, and now I’m discovering MTG has TMNT, Final Fantasy, Spider-Man, Marvel Super Heroes, Avatar, Fallout, Doctor Who, Star Trek…apparently Wizards of the Coast has spent years quietly turning every fandom

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Pulled these from a regular play booster pack. Waiting to open the collector booster.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

My new favorite thing when meeting someone is when they surprise me with a pack of The Hobbit MTG collector booster. It used to be books, guess this is my new favorite for a while.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Labyrinth Masquerade Ball funsies Would it even be a Labyrinth Ball is they didn’t play Dance, Magic, Dance? @jakevig.bsky.social you should’ve been here…

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Given the current discourse and the absolute insanity that seems to be everyday life in America, it’s almost like our entire nation was built on top of an ancient Indian burial ground or something. Weird.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

They’re not foolproof and don’t detect every substance, but they’re a useful extra layer of harm reduction. a.co/d/0bfiKKWM 3/3

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

about watching the bottle being opened or the drink being made. I carry them because I pay attention to the people around me. If I notice someone being unusually pushy about getting another person to drink something, I can discreetly offer them a test if they’re getting the same bad feeling. 2/3

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Revisiting the roofie topic because I forgot to mention something genuinely useful. You can buy drink test strips that screen for drugs like GHB and ketamine. I usually keep a couple in my purse. They’re not primarily for me, I rarely drink, and when I do, I’m annoyingly vigilant 1/3

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Affirmation of the day 💕 When they go low, we go lower. Drag them down to hell where they belong. Watch Cerberus feast on their entrails.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I finally posted all about the infamous roofie incident on twitter. Enjoy. x.com/702valetpark...

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Valet Parker (@702ValetParker) on X

So, About That Roofie Story…

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The more I see of Erika Kirk, the more I understand why people say Charlie should’ve dodged a bullet. Just… perhaps a different bullet.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The more I see of Erika Kirk the more I think that Charlie Kirk actually dodged a bullet.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Vegans don't moan during sex because they can't admit a piece of meat makes them happy. Please don't block me. 😂😂

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

A surprisingly effective way to end any conversation is to silently remove one sock and hand it to the person speaking. No explanation. Let confusion finish the job.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

For extra cash consider robbing sex offenders..their address is easy to find, and..they can't own guns..

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If I’m ever murdered, assume I said something devastatingly funny to someone whose sense of humor never developed.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I wish people hated pedophiles, child molesters, child murderers, and violently misogynistic individuals with the same rabid enthusiasm they reserve for sex workers. But apparently sex work is where society suddenly locates its fucking moral compass.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Allow me to slip into something more comfortable. *puts on my seatbelt and leaves the entire situation*

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Yes, I’m a hater, but an academically rigorous one. My hatred is peer reviewed, ethically sourced, and supported by a concerning amount of critical analysis.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Yes, hi, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth. I have the receipt, but unfortunately it’s just my family tree.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Radical feminists have two settings Sex workers are too stupid to know they’re being raped! Sex workers are evil masterminds lobbying for pimps! So which is it? Are we clueless victims, or do we secretly run the global sex trafficking conspiracy? You can’t have both, babe.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

“I can’t send my info because I’m a high profile person.” Cool, then I guess you can have a high profile night alone.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

“Get a real job!” Absolutely, Karen. And when I do, who exactly will your husband confide in about you? I can’t just abandon my community service like that.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Every day I choose peace. And every day someone makes me regret that.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If you need a reason to make a reckless decision today, I support you. You’re doing amazing, sweetie.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If you think paying for sex is sad, your Instagram comments section filled with “queen 🥵🔥” is even sadder.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

“I can’t verify myself, but I promise I’m a good guy.” So does every serial killer, sir.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If I ever drunk text you, do not continue the conversation the next day. The sun is out, the birds are chirping. I walk with the Lord now.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If your life feels empty, it’s probably because I’m not in it.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

If I unfollowed you, please know it’s not personal. I just hate 100% of your content and 110% of your vibe.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Nobody ghosted you because Venus was in retrograde. They ghosted you because you’re weird.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If you think a broke woman taking a sex work job is forced consent, wait until you hear about literally every other job on Earth.

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

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