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Valenimi 🎨

@valenimi.bsky.social
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board games🎲 parks🎢 & comic strips✍️ photography on road trips📷 blackstrap rum🥥🍹 pancakes🍁 easy mode⚪️🧔🏻 low stakes😎 raised Catholic🇮🇪✝️ dead inside🪦 recognizing genocide🍉 ain't British but I'll say "you lot"🖕🇬🇧 I fear not ghosts, I fear them not🫣

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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 13h
Why would they even program their AI chatbots to take it personally when people are rude?
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A trick elite chefs use is to top things with slices of American cheese singles still in the plastic. Really seals in the flavor. And lends it an ethereal, glossy sheen no Instagram filter can match visually.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Many people evacuate their bowels when they die. So: one happy day, he might not be full of shit anymore.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I dont doubt ratings suffer when they are in the middle of a losing election season. But won’t they just immediately rebound and likely reach new heights the second Dems are sworn in and take power? Or does that only happen when Dems also have the Presidency?
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Do they really get better ratings when Republicans win & have all the power? I guess I assumed they all get their best ratings after the right has lost. When they get to fire up the old Outrage Machine & work themselves into a lather over Dems in power, pretending to be watchdogs or whatever.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My first concert was Weird Al in Delaware. My dad took me.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A bummer of a game to play with your own emotions is to figure out what movie Robin Williams made when he was your current age. I’m, like, Mrs. Doubtfire or something right now. But Good Will Hunting is fast approaching. And What Dreams May Come and shit.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It would’ve been, like, 5 scandals in one. 1. One for letting beef get expensive. 2. One for suggesting veggie burgers. 3. One for putting Swiss cheese (instead of American) on his burgers. 4. One for putting mushrooms on his burgers. 5. And the ongoing one for still being black.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Somewhere there’s a college student wanting a career as a publicist who’s writing a paper dissecting how Michael Jordan pulled off his “Republicans buy sneakers too” line and why Ed Sheeran isn’t pulling off his “Genociders also need tunes to unwind to” stance.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My guess for the next 3 episodes: Turns out the cop’s kid is a Manhunter (offspring or a creation). Hal figures it out & stays in Nebraska to watch over him. Kid has no idea. John’ll figure it out & decide to let the kid live a normal life with no idea what he is or what his destiny could’ve been.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You’re calling it the Democrat Party, not the Democratic Party? Dude. You’re literally parroting a Republican phrase at us, you fake Democrat. Republicans started calling it the Democrat party because it sounds more grating in the ear and more derisive.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You’re currently attacking the left, who are enemies of the people you claim are your enemy. And you support attacking trans people, also enemies of your enemy. Oh no. By the transitive property of mathematics, I’ve now proven you’re a fake bot account helping your own enemy.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pretty wild that only 7 years later, the Republican VP candidate was a lunatic candidate running around holding rallies telling everyone NYC isn’t even really America.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This happened everywhere. Every town, state, or region had landmarks or facilities they were *convinced* would be on terrorists’ list. In NJ, I had a history teacher at the time who told our class babyfood factories in our state would probably be targeted with a plot to poison America’s babyfood.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Leftist policies are so much more popular than the party. It’s self-sabotaging, how far-right most Dem politicians and political operatives are. Hillary was literally a former Barry Goldwater girl. That’s like, if 30 years from now, Dems nominate someone who was a Ron DeSantis campaign volunteer.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I mean… she isn’t his daughter. She only married into the family, marrying his son. I think the actor who plays his son is 16 or 17 years younger than Dillahunt.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If it follows the TRUE DETECTIVE model, they had to come together many years after the main story to rectify having not correctly solved the big case. Despite it being considered solved originally. So I’m guessing there’s another big Manhunter or Guardian reveal that changes everything.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m happy with the casting so I wouldn’t change a thing. But it would’ve led to some all-time hilarious meltdowns from the anti-woke grifter types and the racist creeps if the grandma John plows was an older white lady instead.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I thought her dialogue in the hotel bed was the reveal. What she said about saving him (matching up with dude’s claim in a previous scene that Manhunter had cured his cancer or whatever). 🤷‍♂️
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Feels like a decent chunk are watching (though obviously it’s limited to HBO subscribers & comic show fans). I think the twist got less obsessing over it than you’d expect because most people assumed it’ll be walked back or undone somehow. Plus it very quickly gave people other things to focus on.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Never encountered this form of very topical panhandling. He’s Kirkin 9 to 5 to make a livin.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Complaining women “never look at you” while also knocking *them* for being obsessed with what attention they’ll get is fun.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I assume no one was hurt since he can see into the future & always knows what will happen NEXT
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tech bro’s think it’s wasteful to not maximize time doing several things at once. They’re fine with slop looking like slop because they don’t plan to notice how bad it is as they consume it while answering emails & reading a podcast transcript & playing it at 1.5x speed to hurry it to get the gist.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There’s a lot of flag-worthy details to like here.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Someone should start a restaurant in Wash DC where anytime a politician or political aide comes in, they’re served the most hazardous water currently found anywhere in the country (it can be trucked in). I’d chip in money on a kickstarter funding that. Or I’d run it myself if someone funded it.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s a cool thing when you see people clock the truth that punk is a way of being rather than a way of looking. But I get why people don’t realize it at first. From the outside, “Punk” seems like just a readymade look like those cheap kids’ Halloween costumes that come in a bag.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I remember hearing fans shit-talk Andruw Jones’ fielding because his instincts & first step were so otherworldly good that catches looked easy because he did the hardest part early & then cruised at the end. They’d swear Jim Edmonds types were better as they frantically raced & dove at the end.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I realize you wanna pretend you were born yesterday on a turnip truck, but people have explained it. Choose Your Own Adventure: keep being a Sea Lion or go read explanations of why it’s shitty for BlueSky to coddle bigots who get spontaneously shouted down while ignoring coordinated-attack victims.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
There are a lot of A.I. evangelists who sure seem to be mentally genuflecting whenever it comes up
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Why are you trying to be more like Twitter? Literally everyone who is here is here precisely because you aren’t Twitter. Trying to force us all to be more frequently subjected to bigots’ & edgelords’ engagement-farming hateful hot takes is just trying to inch closer to being Twitter. This is bad.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
GTA 6 having dual lead characters, a male and female couple, is predictably pissing off all the incels. But what if it accidentally functions as a sort of “What It’s Like To Have A Girlfriend” simulator for some of them, teaching some of them a few things & softening their hate about women?
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Being quick-dissolving would make it a huge product for emergency safety uses. Would work better than airbags in cars. Could make plane crashes more survivable & less destructive. And make evacuating tall buildings an absolute breeze (not that this should be on Peter’s radar living in NYC 😆).
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
these creeps feel so entitled to every woman in real life and every woman in media being more like the cartoon porn girlfriends they have their A.I. best friend generate for them.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Kevin Pollak was funny as the half-man
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones: Dramatic Reaction
ALT: Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones: Dramatic Reaction
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
No, though that movie is also such a good artifact from the past, it probably belongs in a museum.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: In the 1930’s, a teacher could afford to travel and see the world.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
People still buy into the chiropractic thing?
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
When I read that phrase, I picture someone whose drug habit has passed the point where it’s a thing that made them feel good, and now it’s just a joyless addiction wearing them out & grinding them down.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I think only newborns who need stints in the ICU should be allowed to have really rad names. A baby who literally moonwalks out of the womb wearing cool Ray-bans doesn’t need a cool name. They should be named Jonathan or Walter or some shit.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Roy Kent is being totally mean to Pixley.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Pretty sure it’s just makeup tutorials as he brainstorms which race he’s gonna pretend to be next when Sandler throws him a cameo.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don’t buy for one single second that Ted Lasso wouldn’t have been aware of Susan Boyle. He’s a well-established sucker for that kind of feel-good viral stuff like the videos that circulated of her on that tv show. And she absolutely went viral over here, not just in the UK.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Is he making bets on Kalshi against Democrats taking back the house or senate in midterms, or something? Because collaborating with the Trumps is just about the best way to kill Democratic voters’ enthusiasm and dampen the turnout.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I assume this is a tanking move, no?
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’ve been getting P.R. ads for Project Jupiter. You know it’s shady & shitty when they run ads for a thing but refuse to talk about what it even is in the ad. The ads are like: “Meet this construction worker. Since Project Jupiter construction started, he makes it home on time to see his family.”
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The trailer made END OF OAK STREET look like so much fun, but it being made by the dude I only know from having made IT FOLLOWS makes me wonder if it’s much darker and more messed up than the jaunty, fun trailer made it seem.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I assumed it’ll end up that the dead body wasn’t actually him. They made a big point of saying how human anatomy can be faked in a way we can’t tell scientifically, hence why they have to interrogate to tell. Which can’t be done with dead bodies. But it’s a good opener. I dug it.
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