Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026You’re calling it the Democrat Party, not the Democratic Party? Dude. You’re literally parroting a Republican phrase at us, you fake Democrat. Republicans started calling it the Democrat party because it sounds more grating in the ear and more derisive. 010
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I assume no one was hurt since he can see into the future & always knows what will happen NEXT 010
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026He’s a fun follow. One minute, it’s whimsically posed shots of characters playing an arcade game together. The next, he’s letting his inner Director Of Photography run wild with more artsy shots. 130
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I’m friends on here with a guy who collects action figures & poses them in famous movie poses. His photos have been fun to use as reference material while I’ve been teaching myself digital art. The one of Optimus Prime doing the big move from Dirty Dancing was probably my favorite. 151
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Closest I’ve drawn is a cowboy hat like Dr. Strangelove. 29218
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Can I get away with calling a filmed performance of a one-woman show a “film”? It DID win a “best picture” award of some kind if that helps my argument. Loved this funny and touching story about some serious stuff that happened with her family. God Said HA! By Julia Sweeney 000
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 01/06/2026If you think you need to be getting protein from Pop Tarts, you probably need an intervention. These people have an honest to God eating disorder at this point. 210
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Would make a pretty decent banner on social media profiles. 000
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 30/05/2026In 1980, for every million babies born, fewer than 100 got named Carson. By 2008, the name had exploded in popularity. 3000 in every million was now being named Carson. There’s a hockey prospect named Daxon Rudolph. I want Daxon to catch on & become what every trendy shithead names their kid. 110
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 28/05/2026My online order for two ounces of weed for only 18 bucks an ounce is ready for pickup from the dispensary a block from my house. 110
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I drew a picture for my little brother and his wife. Since he introduced me to Taskmaster & we have a group thread where the 3 of us live-text our reactions as we watch episodes, I gave them a Taskmaster seal with their initials instead of TM. They just got married. Their time starts now. 010
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I wanna live in a world written & illustrated by Bill Watterson. Especially in weeks when he went ham on Sundays with the full-page panels that got to be colorful & complex. He’d do something wild and totally change art styles depicting Calvin’s imagination. I’d love to live in those panels. 071
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 08/05/2026If you do so well at a Taskmaster task that you spontaneously celebrate with a superhero pose, I’m going to be smitten with you. 000
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 23/04/2026My family’s SURVIVOR group thread is now an Ozzy Hate Group according to the Southern Poverty Law Center. 000
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 03/04/2026You know that thing when someone asks you to photograph their marriage proposal, so you show up with a 3-foot Christmas tree to hide behind plus a camo jacket to drape over yourself like a makeshift ghillie suit? Gotta be stealthy like a ninja. Unagi isn’t something you are; it’s something you have. 000
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 20/03/2026This game isn’t fucking around. Even the opening tutorial teaching you to fight is cinematic and satisfying as you already get to cross an enemy name off your list by wiping your bloody sword across the name you wrote on your sash. 000
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 20/03/2026The options in camera mode to take cool screenshots are wild. You can decide what you want flying around you. Red leaves, yellow leaves, cherry blossoms, pollen, ash & ember. You can have birds flying around, like it’s a fucking John Woo ‘90s action movie where he released doves to look cool. 000
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Normally games just ask you to calibrate screen brightness when you first fire them up. The fact that this one is like, “Hey, wanna apply a B&W filter and switch to all Japanese dialogue so the game’s a Kurosawa film?” It’s so pretentious I love it. Strong start. 100
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 20/03/2026It’s that time of year, I guess. Like the long thread I made documenting my 3-month playthrough 100 percenting Red Dead 2 last spring (as I let my cocoon of sadness & depression envelope me), I’m gonna give Ghost of Yotei a whirl. Here’s hoping it’s as good as I heard. 300
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 24/12/2025The throwaway line in ELF when old dude in the mailroom casually claims to be 26 years old is the only time in my life when a character on TV or in a movie mentioning how old they are didn’t make me feel super ashamed of how poorly I’ve aged. 020
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 08/12/2025If I was on a team, I’d want my school to realize bowl games are no consolation. In a playoff era, these bowl games are 100% meaningless now. They are like setting up your toddler with a fake steering wheel in the car so they can pretend they get to drive too. 100
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Nothing happier than when you're riding around & the universe randomly serves up Klansmen for you to kill. My most recent playthrough, it happened right after I found the pirate sword. I was in need of some people who deserved to be hacked to pieces with a sword & the universe obliged. Serendipity. 110
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Somebody made a game called Chicken vs Hotdog where its Amazon reviews openly call out that the Hotdog is a dildo with a suction cup on it. It's weird how, if we could just change a dozen things about the political & socioeconomic landscape, this could actually be the best time to be alive. 100
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Didn't even have to. One of the many block lists I subscribed to on the day I signed up here automatically took care of it for me. 210
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Six years ago when I first played the game, I was fresh off a breakup and this throwaway line in the journal snuck up on me & absolutely broke me. "She went and left me. She weren't wrong. I'd leave me if I could." 000
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 50. This one's kind of about High Fidelity & kind of about Serendipity. 020
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 49. This one's about sexuality being a spectrum & chintz being seductive. 030
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 48. This one's about phone usage & being discreet when high. 020
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 47. This one's about What About Bob? 000
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 46. This one's about folding tortillas. 000
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 45. This one's about being really high & turns of phrase. 010
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 44. This one's about accents & crushes. 000
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 43. This one's about accents & disappointment. 000
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 42. This one's about nostalgia & music & video games. 000
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Currently pursuing the pretty rare Grin & Bear It achievement trophy. It calls for surviving a grizzly mauling, fighting the bear off with your knife, then killing the bear while you're still on your back. And you have to do this 18 times. I feel bad intentionally getting my dude mauled. 000
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 41. This one's about accidentally coming up with cool band names. 000
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's day 40. This one's about language & people who pivot every subject back to their faith. And, hey, remember the rapper Nelly? 000
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 12/05/2025So instead of the singer being a rolled-up bill, I assume it would be a writ of habeas corpus or something? 000
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 39. This one's about self-portraits and the poses people choose. 010
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 38. This one's about nostalgia & finding ways to still feel cool after you've grown up. 030
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 10/05/2025"Unshaken" by D'Angelo was a music cue to end the story as the hero breathes his last. Very moving. I was a kid when D'Angelo and his Brown Sugar album blew up. If you told me 30 years later I'd be crying at a D'Angelo needle drop in a videogame about cowboys, I'd have laughed. 000
Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 10/05/2025The song choice and execution of this scene, with the protagonist knowingly taking one last ride to his own death as they play snippets of dialog based on the choices you made in the game? Hard to top what Red Dead Redemption does here. 000