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Valenimi 🎨

@valenimi.bsky.social
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board games🎲 parks🎢 & comic strips✍️ photography on road trips📷 blackstrap rum🥥🍹 pancakes🍁 easy mode⚪️🧔🏻 low stakes😎 raised Catholic🇮🇪✝️ dead inside🪦 recognizing genocide🍉 ain't British but I'll say "you lot"🖕🇬🇧 I fear not ghosts, I fear them not🫣

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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A bummer of a game to play with your own emotions is to figure out what movie Robin Williams made when he was your current age. I’m, like, Mrs. Doubtfire or something right now. But Good Will Hunting is fast approaching. And What Dreams May Come and shit.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
GTA 6 having dual lead characters, a male and female couple, is predictably pissing off all the incels. But what if it accidentally functions as a sort of “What It’s Like To Have A Girlfriend” simulator for some of them, teaching some of them a few things & softening their hate about women?
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: In the 1930’s, a teacher could afford to travel and see the world.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Roy Kent is being totally mean to Pixley.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don’t buy for one single second that Ted Lasso wouldn’t have been aware of Susan Boyle. He’s a well-established sucker for that kind of feel-good viral stuff like the videos that circulated of her on that tv show. And she absolutely went viral over here, not just in the UK.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@comictropes.bsky.social Been a follower of yours on YouTube for years. I hope it’s okay to ask about specific topics (I searched first & didn’t see a video). But I’m curious, have you ever done a deep dive into showing different ways artists have portrayed sign language in comics or graphic novels?
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My friend @komakesthings.bsky.social’s muppet cabinet is finally done and it’s SO GOOD! She made these!
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Hasbro exec who greenlit replacing the old Taboo game buzzer with a squeaky squeeze toy? I hope they die penniless & alone, in physical pain & mental anguish. I hope their spouse leaves them & their children cut off contact. I hope their dog or cat runs away & finds a better class of human.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I really hope the little girl from the “lookit, lookit, it’s frickin bats, I love Halloween” viral video still loves Halloween
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
If you think you need to be getting protein from Pop Tarts, you probably need an intervention. These people have an honest to God eating disorder at this point.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
In 1980, for every million babies born, fewer than 100 got named Carson. By 2008, the name had exploded in popularity. 3000 in every million was now being named Carson. There’s a hockey prospect named Daxon Rudolph. I want Daxon to catch on & become what every trendy shithead names their kid.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
My online order for two ounces of weed for only 18 bucks an ounce is ready for pickup from the dispensary a block from my house.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The music in this Starlink ad does sound like the music I could see someone on ketamine listening to.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I drew a picture for my little brother and his wife. Since he introduced me to Taskmaster & we have a group thread where the 3 of us live-text our reactions as we watch episodes, I gave them a Taskmaster seal with their initials instead of TM. They just got married. Their time starts now.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
If you do so well at a Taskmaster task that you spontaneously celebrate with a superhero pose, I’m going to be smitten with you.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I want my tombstone to just say: “Tried to dance and wound up dead. Thank you, Kevin Bacon.”
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I have a Hideous Skirt Convention to get to.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
My family’s SURVIVOR group thread is now an Ozzy Hate Group according to the Southern Poverty Law Center.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
In WHITE MEN CAN’T JUMP, it’s such a plot point that Woody Harrelson won’t grow up and get a real job. But it’s treated as perfectly fine for his girlfriend to act as if her “studying foods that start with Q in case I’m ever on Jeopardy one day” is somehow a totally serious & grown-up career.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
You know that thing when someone asks you to photograph their marriage proposal, so you show up with a 3-foot Christmas tree to hide behind plus a camo jacket to drape over yourself like a makeshift ghillie suit? Gotta be stealthy like a ninja. Unagi isn’t something you are; it’s something you have.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Don’t pretend to be happy for him, Joe Pantoliano
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Something I’ll never get: Someone will make you watch Twilight movies with them. As a cute callback, you try greeting this person doing an impression of Jacob greeting Bella with, “Where the hell have ya been, Loca?” They don’t get the reference despite these movies meaning so much to them. 🤷‍♂️
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
People who post ad listings on Craigslist type sites with a $1 price (but in the text of the ad it’s clear they’re asking for a ton of money) so they can weasel their way into putting themselves on the radar of everyone who sorts from lowest to highest price? I will find you & I will end you.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Pogs + Harry Potter = Pogwarts
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
It’s that time of year, I guess. Like the long thread I made documenting my 3-month playthrough 100 percenting Red Dead 2 last spring (as I let my cocoon of sadness & depression envelope me), I’m gonna give Ghost of Yotei a whirl. Here’s hoping it’s as good as I heard.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Listening to modern covers of old pirate chanteys. Amuses me how filthy old-timey songs could be if you listen to the lyrics. Pretty sure adults then were all drunks with the maturity level & sense of humor of 4th graders today. “Baltimore Whores” and “Good Ship Venus” are two standout examples.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Is a motorcycle helmet that looks like the Rocketeer too much to ask for?
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Birds are such dicks
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I was smart enough as a baby to learn a whole new language just by living in a house for a couple years with people who spoke a language I couldn’t speak. I couldn’t do that today. Does that mean I’m dumber than I was as a baby?
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
"I've made my mind a sunless space. I share my dreams with ghosts... I'm condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat him. I burn my decency for someone else's future. I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I'll never see." I still ❤️ Stellar Skateboard's monologue about fighting fascists.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
At the end of Season 4, Episode 7 of THE BEAR, I really wanted someone to turn around and look back at the table they’d been under and see it’s just a small little 3.5 foot radius table. Implying it magically got big enough to hold more people as people started to climb under it.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
There’s a Mountain Goats lyric for everything: “I set the sapling in the hole, started gently tamping down the dirt. I saw the future in a dream last night. Somebody’s gonna get hurt. Somebody’s gonna get hurt. Hope it’s not me. But I suspect it’s going to have to be.”
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I know my friends & family aren’t honest with me because, if they were, somebody would’ve pulled me aside by now and given me a heads-up that I use the word “rad” waaaaaaaay too much.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
The throwaway line in ELF when old dude in the mailroom casually claims to be 26 years old is the only time in my life when a character on TV or in a movie mentioning how old they are didn’t make me feel super ashamed of how poorly I’ve aged.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
This Christmas ornament gets it.
An ornament depicting a garbage dumpster on fire. The flaming dumpster has "2025" written on it.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I put on the new 4 hr 18 minute @defunctland.bsky.social video. So YouTube's recommendations are like: "you wanna re-watch 4 hour vids by Hbomberguy or Jenny Nicholson next, right?" It's like the algorithm's never allowed to recommend long-ass stuff & it's stoked to have the chance right now.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Has anybody invented a browser yet that has built-in A.I. blocking features?
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I decided to pull the nerd move of buying a fountain pen. Browsing online looking at pens & inks, it kinda seems as if every fountain pen owner has lost their ability to write anything except the name of the pen model & ink they're using (plus repetitive swirls to show off how flowy it writes).
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I've now watched two different movies about lawyers that prominently feature someone named Bruiser. Weird thing for 2 legal movies to have in common.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I mean, look. Maybe Tom Hanks' character in the movie CAST AWAY deserved every bad thing that happened to him. Don't. Take. Your. Shoes. Off. When. You're. On. A. Flight. You absolute monster.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
How I Met Your Dragon 🤔
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 50. This one's kind of about High Fidelity & kind of about Serendipity.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 49. This one's about sexuality being a spectrum & chintz being seductive.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 48. This one's about phone usage & being discreet when high.
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 47. This one's about What About Bob?
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Valenimi 🎨 @valenimi.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 46. This one's about folding tortillas.
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