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Val decroix

@valdecroix.bsky.social
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/Pan🌈 Elle/she /belgian-french /27 ans /licenciée en multimédia et lettres /prof /Beaucoup de gôche /Nerdy girl

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Val decroix @valdecroix.bsky.social · 29m
Ça me fait me sentir un peu degueulasse de "What about me" la situation mais chaque fois que j'ai approché de sortir la tête de l'eau ces 10 ans j'y ai été replongée de force par un élément complètement étranger a moi. Et du coup je flippe que ça se reproduise, que ces heures en moins me niquent.
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Val decroix @valdecroix.bsky.social · 32m
Les manifs étudiantes ça me place dans un paradoxe tellement éreintant. D'un coté je suis pour a 100%. De l'autre ça fait 3 semaines que j'ai pas vu mes profs pour préparer un CAPES que j'ai mis 10 ans a repousser et atteindre a cause des saloperies de macron sur les pauvres et du Covid
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miss zuri خانم زوری @zalazuri.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
asbestocigs™
"asbestocigs"
8-panel comic, ink and colored pencil
1 a student calls out to miss z, a trans woman teacher
2 S—LOOK! we rolled our own ASBESTOCIGS™!
3 Z—ASBESTOCIGS?! those are CIGARETTES laced with ASBESTOS! you shouldn't even THINK about touching them! they're SO BAD FOR YOU!
4 voice—miss z, there's been a complaint you told off some students for having asbestocigs™. is this true? Z—YES, because asbestocigs are extremely dangerous and unethical! they disintegrate your frontal lobe, give you megacancer, are made with dolphin veal and ground orphan bones, and the orphan crushers alone will use a third of all electricity generated this year... i mean, they're just BAD!
5 V—NO, that is YOUR OPINION. Z—MY OPINION? but- V—you can't give these black-and-white statements to children, it's like saying all white people are good and all black people are bad. Z—but that's not even- V—think from their perspective: they just made something they're proud of, rolling their own cigs, and now a grown-up's telling them to not be proud!
6 Z—but they didn't ROLL them, they used automatic rollers made by pro-genocide tech companies implicated in the epst- V—AND may i REMIND you, miss z, that some of these kids' parents work for Genosoft™ and Epple™. do you want them to think their parents are EVIL? Z—well, i-no, but i-i don't-but the companies-but it's bad for kids!
7 V—AGAIN, that's YOUR OPINION. i use asbestocigs™ myself. they help calm the nerves, settle the stomach, and the fireproofing makes them much safer than standard cigarettes. Z—SAFER?! but the MEGACANCER- V—don't be alarmist! you sound like people did when the internet was invented. Z—BUT IT'S DIFFERENT! it's like THALIDOMIDE or DDT or LEADED GAS—
8 V—LOOK. MISS Z. this is NOT YOUR CALL. you do NOT CONTROL THIS. asbestocigs™ won't go anywhere. nothing that makes that much money will. it's our job to prepare children for the world they'll live in. got it? Z—...got it. (thinking)i don't know if I want to live in THAT world...
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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Another classic, not sure if I've already posted this one here.
The image is a six panel black and white comic. 

Panel 1 - a girl sits at her desk in front of a computer, looking disheartened. She says, "I dont know if I should post this art, who would even want to see it?"

Panel 2- A new person bursts through the door in the background with a loud BAM

Panel 3- The new person pushes the girl out of the way, smushing her face in the process, while slamming their fist down on the keyboard. 

Panel 4- The computer shows that the art has been posted 

Panel 5- The person makes direct eye contact with the girl while pushing their finger against their own phone screen

Panel 6- A motion blur is added to the last panel, enhancing the impact of the new notifications on the new post. It reads, "(Friend) Liked Post just now" Followed by "(Friend) commented 'I FUCKING LOVE THIS AND I LOVE U'"

Underneath the last panel is a watermark that reads, Shubbabang
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Cédric Mas @cedricmas.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026
Bonjourrrrr
Un personnage manifeste "nous voulons des droits !"
un autre personnage en tenue de CRS le tape sur la tête.
Le manifestant répond alors "Hey va te faire encore... !"
A la TV on diffuse l'image seulement du manifestant en train d'insulter le policier après avoir été frappé avec le commentateur qui dit "Un pauvre policier lourdement protégé a été agressé par un civil extrêmement violent".
Source @furody.bsky.social
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🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ok its done what do i win #zelda #princesszelda #tloz
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Marie Fernet @mariefernet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Moi quand javais leur âge je fermais ma gueule
Bahcontinue, connard
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Klaire fait Grr @klaire.fr · 07/10/2026
Bismillah c’est les ténèbres dites voir mes braves brigands, qui parmi les fripouilles a prévu de mettre le binz ces jours ci ? Ajoutez moi au groupe de la chienlit asap mes brigands black beur babybel et aussi c quoi vos numéro de secu pS suis des votres t’inquiète mbappé yo Signé Maître grabuge 🧢
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Phil H @frimpys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Zelda and Dohna
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Enabuns✍🏼 @enabuns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That was a close one 😮 #residentevilmovie  #bryanhodukavich #Leonkennedy #bryeon
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#StevenUniverse #Peridot
Peridot wearing a Perry the Platypus onesie, plus platypus foot slippers, and holding out a hat to use as a candy-bowl while happily trick-or-treating.
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Val decroix @valdecroix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because the world is in a dire situation, and he pins everything on you. So the people you spent the game helping, saving, laughing with, living with and admiring (for the Alakhazam team) turn on you because you are different, and chase you, believing getting rid of a foreigner will save their city
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Val decroix @valdecroix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wait till you play pkm Mystery Dungeon Red and blue team, which contain one of the most realistic depiction of racism i've ever seen in a video game, with a "politician" character turning the city you live in against you, a minority, and pushing even the most respectable citizen to try and kill you
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songbird @noctsilk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the world when it's my turn to be an adult
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 03/10/2026
I know most of you guys don't go on the other app but the pope posted an anti AI/ pro artists statement yesterday, and the ensuing cope and memes is really funny
Pope Leo XIV
@Pontifex

In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.2016: I will never fight a holy war

2019: Pope Leo I am ready launch me towards the nearest data centersome AI guy saying he makes christian children's books with AI asking the pope if that is ok then and someone posting a meme react with the pope holding a baseball bat saying 'did I stutter'
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Mon 🌻 being alive @madqueenmomo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IT IS TURN-A KAPOOL
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Val decroix @valdecroix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hello, I know i come out of nowhere, but as a survivor who worked for years with a french ytber, someone who helped me through financial hardship, was a friend, and who ended up having SA case hidden, maybe this thread answer from this specific POV can help: bsky.app/profile/vald...
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Val decroix @valdecroix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So a guy who hide it because it was at risk of "killing his social life" while analysing famous anti-rape stories like silent hill 2 is a coward who dragged down the other people who trusted him and who worked with him
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Val decroix @valdecroix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
About growing up, going to therapy, evolving since that time, and is now continuing to work while banning every discussion about the matter since the rape "happened years ago and he grew up since"
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Val decroix @valdecroix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have an exp with that personnaly, worked with a ytber, was friend with him for years. In private he talked about his crazy ex girlfriend, in public he was full leftist feminist guy. Then the crazy ex GF turned out to be a minor transmasc he raped multiple times, and he used the exact same rethoric
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Val decroix @valdecroix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The main difference between him and Geller: He was open about what he did. He was regretful from the moment it happened, he was honnest about the gravity of his action and never, NEVER hid it to the public. Geller went on to have a succesful career that he did not earn because he hid everything
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Val decroix @valdecroix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I believe in rehabilitation, and I have a perfect exemple of a public figure having comiting something awful and owning up to it. Phil Lewis killed someone in a DUI, he did his time, and then spent years advertising against substance abuse and touring schools and jails
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Val decroix @valdecroix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whenever those type of public figure apologies come out, my mind always goes to "the woman who wasn't there". He had a position that made him someone assault victim could trust and share with, since he talked about that in his work. And this is just a gut punch to discover that specific skeleton
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
she's too scared to wake her up
An artwork by Spindle of the characters Ev, dozing off drunkly and sleeping on  Jaq, who really needs to pee but is too scared of her boss to wake her up
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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geckowo @geckowo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
slacker (repost)
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GameCube Jake @gamecubejake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fire Emblem Fortune Weave's characters when they ask a random bird what the secret to life is and the bird sings a song instead of flapping its wings:
MY DISAPPOINTMENT IS IMMEASURABLE
AND MY DAY IS RUINED
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LEHA 🏳️‍🌈✨ @witchpunkleha.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shutter Island - youtube gaslit me into thinking this was just a dream movie but damn no, this shit rocks, the parallels between american psychiatric history and ww2 camps, mixed with a great surrealist mystery, make for an amazing film and not just a stupid it was all a dream twist guys obsess over
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[metroid] just hangin out
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Val decroix @valdecroix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One year away from being a teacher. It has been a long way to get there but i cant wait
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もず @mozukarasuya.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
💎 and 🌶️ just getting to know each other
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 25/09/2026
Happy birthday Hades II!!! 🧡🐸
doodle of Melinoe hugging Frinos
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Speedoshi @speedoshi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Evening doodle #OC
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🔞aussy r18🔞 @saucyaussy.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
spent all night drawing rika
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LEHA 🏳️‍🌈✨ @witchpunkleha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
fuck it, posts bearer x lucatiel on main cuz why not it's funny
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Val decroix @valdecroix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ah bah alors jeu parfait, amuse toi bien, et dis toi si tu aimes le 1 que le 2 est encore meilleurs
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Val decroix @valdecroix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Plutôt sympa avec plein de secrets cools a découvrir si tu t'investis dedans, fun a faire en multi. Ma copine est super fan des premiers jeux mais perso j'ai un peu de mal avec l'humour très Tumblr de 2015 du jeu. Si tu aimes pas ce genre de vibe, ça sera pas ton truc, sinon go for it
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Val decroix @valdecroix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Introduced my only rushed thought scholar wife to the true DS2 on my xbox360 (scholar but without the scholar changes) She is now drawing ship art between her character and Lucatiel 😭😭😭
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Arthur Riel @artiodaktyl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
son of hades [v2]
Digital artwork of transmasc OC Lance as his younger femme-presenting teen self, wearing a white dress over ripped jeans and boots. He holds a black electric guitar and looks over his shoulder as the three heads of Cerberus snarl behind him.
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
rare Izaria not being rude moment
a two panel comic by Spindle of the characters Kitt (a human with orange hair, wearing a bunny suit) and Izaria (a catfolk woman with white hair). 
Kitt is sitting on a stool in front of a mirror admiring her self and brushing her ego with "damn i look hot af" internal monologue. Izzi is on the couch reading a book, saying "hate to admit it, but it does suit you." 
In the second panel Kitt is embarrassed due to the unexpected compliment, as she pulls a cool and based magic trick pulling the fabric from underneath her in lightning speed and smacking Izaria with it
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우로🏳️‍🌈 @elg0430.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
대충 뭐시기 트위터에 올린거
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Plumy - 11 av de Broadgay @ Ycon @plumy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From « c’est cringe » a la moindre micro action to battle d’aura real quick (Kids are finally acting like kids 🥹)
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
gambling ads
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Orange Guy on a green background. He is continually shouting “BET BET BET BET”

Panel 2:
Orange Guy is becoming increasingly unhinged. The words BET BET BET BET start to fill up the panel behind him

Panel 3:
Extreme close up on Orange Guys’s eyes. They are blood shot and the pupils have been replaced with the words “BET”. The eyes are surrounded by waves of the word “BET”

Panel 4:
An almost empty panel. Orange Guy leans in and whispers “responsibly”. 
“gambleaware.com” is written in small letters at the bottom right of the panel
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 20/09/2026
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Duck duel
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3446 is not left-handed
Bunnies re-enact the duel between Inigo and Wesley in "The Princess Bride", with a masked bunny fighting against a dashing shaggy bunny with a gold sword. The masked bunny is cornered, near the edge of a rocky cliffside, but still has a trick up his sleeve
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もず @mozukarasuya.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
kiss
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Unnerf Rescue Cat @unnerfrescuecat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yuri is yuri 🥰 #きみ死ぬ #対あり #kimishinu #taiari
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mr feratu was my father 🔞 @lezferatu.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
hornybaiting her 😭 #clessfio
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Phil H @frimpys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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