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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

and there won't even be a buck fifty less on the power bill. the power bill will double. bc these people are the most incompetent mfers imaginable

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

drunk toddler trying to speak german ahh language

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

@cpt-stumpy.bsky.social ever since finishing Under the Blacklight the brainworms refused to calm down and i actually wrote out a little scene i've had rotating in my head nonstop for the last 48 hrs. is there any way i can send it to you? (if you're interested that is)

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

my shirt is causing a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

*guy on his 5th drink before he finishes breakfast* having a little treat is not an addiction!

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

anyone who claims that AGI could come out of LLMs is either a grifter or *deep* in the clutches of AI psychosis

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"what's your skincare routine?" - "I'm full of cum"

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

you can look up words if they're too big for you, google is free

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

the last president who maybe possibly could have fixed the system was Jimmy carter, and he never had the mandate (nor the will, tbh). i blame obama as much as i blame bush, clinton, reagan, and the rest of them. obama just had the bad luck of being the final competent liberal before the descent

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

obama was a competent steward of a fundamentally broken system. he did nothing to change the underlying dialectics of late-stage capitalism, and that made someone like trump inevitable

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

and it is the same handful of names you see over and over instigating a lot of that shit, too. sucks so much bc it used to be my main ship for a while, and all of this has kinda dimmed my spark for shipping in general :/

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

chuds are experiencing this in real time lmao

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

me when i run into my buddy also cruising on a chair: " this is getting out of hand, now there's two of them!"

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

this is gonna be yandere toothbrush all over again

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

don't they turn him into a huge PoS in the direct to video sequel

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

and it is so depressing bc when you say you've never ever used chatgpt they don't believe you. like they genuinely cannot imagine a life without genAI when less than 5 years ago none of them had ever even heard of it

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 25/08/2026

in Spiderman 1 you can tell Norman Osborn is evil because he's a tech CEO with a big media presence and no technical qualifications claiming to be a scientist to impress gormless teenagers

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

genuinely don't understand how there's still studio execs who get del torro for a movie and don't just let him do His Thing bc he looked at a kid smashing a robot and a dinosaur together and produced pacific fucking rim

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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

i mean yeah, obviously. the gop has been the party of neoliberalism since reagan. not that democrats are much better since clinton...

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

maga is the logical end point of everything the gop has been pushing for the last 40 years. the neocons may not like it, but this is the bed they made for themselves

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

babe wake up it's time for your weekly reminder of how fundamentally detached from reality the ruling elite are

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

the fact that I already know exactly what audio is coming just from 'hello I'm fifty'

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

*sen holds up printed out image* "Mr. Blake, is this the so-called 'furry pronography' associated with your online handle 'KnotSlut69'?"

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

the problem with that is that both pepes and wojaks were also cringe from the beginning (wojaks more so than pepes)

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

in german everything is girls if there's more than one at a time. boys only exist in the singular

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

is the tankhead panther also an absolute logistical and maintenance nightmare and suffering from horrendous reliability issues bc it was rushed into production way too early and with an underpowered engine and transmission?

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

tbh in the context of the history of human sedentary habitation, the byzantine era is absolutely relatively modern

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

stop making me relate to napoleon you're hurting me

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

for a while i thought platform exclusivity would finally be a thing of the past, then someone at Sony was like "can't let them have nice things" and decided pc ports ain't happening anymore. and I'd been looking forward to ghost of yotei, but it'll be a cold day in hell when i buy a fucking console

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

the causes of the male loneliness will forever remain a mystery

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

yeah i can sse why you would need the hallucination machine to explain things to you...

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

if i go to a shaman and he takes x-rays and custom-orders me medical devices it's not the incense in his little office that helped me, it's the actual medicine he happened to do while calling himself a shaman

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

DD palmer wasn't incidentally into weird stuff while doing medical research that turned into chiropractic on the side. *he said a ghost told him about the secrets of chiropractic*

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

fun strawman you built here. no one said all doctors of medicine are beyond reproach. only the true statement that the entire theoretical foundation of chiropractic is literally a ghost story. if a chiropractor brought you relief a therapeutic massage would've achieved the exact same thing

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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

the real villain is the hyperfinancialisation of every aspect of our lives, and the general increase in rent-seeking behaviour it drives. trump and his admin are a symptom. they're a plague bubo in your armpit, getting rid of them won't cure the disease

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🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦 @valathe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

dem obsession with bipartisanism is what led us here. obama had congress and the public mandate in his 1st term, he could've gotten rid of the filibuster and make thos rep senators completely impotent. he didn't, bc he refused to treat these people with the contempt they deserve

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