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Valastrius

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BRD specializing in ska and cackles, most often in the direction of Crumbling Muscovy.

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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We can't even get them to admit it's a problem, or that European politics are even in any kind of trouble. They just reflexively go "what about America?! Imagine not having single-payer!!"
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The righteous are rewarded, though not for themselves.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A masterpiece.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We've shot the moon on this and have now defined collapse away from "any second now" to "collapse isn't real", when I'm pretty sure the vast majority of Cubans and Iranians would agree that their economies have collapsed.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The actual truth of California:
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is fucking pathetic.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Isaiah Bishop just likes talking out of his ass and shitting on Americans on BS, where one gets constant kudos for doing so.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Scrolling through that thread, and boy oh boy is this Canadian Eurofed Daydream fucking doomed.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Also a great time to once again bring up the shockingly influential corpus of pretentious-ass Russian LotR fan fiction that has led to Russians proudly taking up the label of Orcs across the battlefield in Ukrainen and OH FUCK OH God FUUUUUUUCK
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We have no idea where the Gospels came from, but we do know they're sophisticated works written in sophisticated (albeit middling) high-level Greek.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Again, first time
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"resistance"?
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"whence came the shortcomings of East Asia? It must be in the inferior blood of the M-word race, I am very smart" meanwhile:
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"plan"?
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Home.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wrap it up, George. Yoshi-P got to it before you did.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Victory, in America.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA but also
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gentlemen, we must not suffer a Stabbing Ourselves Gap.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You'll never guess which river Egypt is worried about.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yes, Russia's national output is indeed smaller than that of Italy's, it's just that Italy treats its people better and wants an actual economy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
25+ years of GWOT rot.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
TFW when you spend one (1) hour with any military leadership
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yup.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh yeah, here's an emotionally beleaguered Canadian SHARING A SLUR I've never heard of so they can put themselves in the thrilling and high-prestige position of Righteous Victim. holy fuck.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Well at least this Canadian Exceptionalist Rabbit-hole has been engaging and mildly educational, otherwise my weekend would've been totally wasted.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
muse.jhu.edu/pub/50/artic... What's that down there about the book you invoked? "Largely on the grounds that Ottawa was least objectionable as everyone's second choice" Did the Canadian Historical Society somehow miss Head's grave military concern about America?
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Note how I screenshotted the entire passage instead of just plucking the verse you want like an Evangelical Pastor.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Absolutely brilliant exemplar of Canadian Exceptionalism, something I didn't think actually existed until now, but oh well, y'all are just people like the rest of us.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
No, you fucking chud, the Fenian raids were not some secret American conspiracy to invade Canada, and your attempt to retcon them as the galvanizing event to defend this naked mythmaking you're engaged in is even funnier. Other Canadians and experts write things.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hey, I've got Isaiah over here pretending loudly for the camera that he doesn't know why nobody rushed into fill the void and get all the brownie points, they were too busy Cleaning Up America's Messes to spare 1% of their budget and vaunted non-cowboy cosmopolitan state capacity.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This also indicts pop-Marxist cope about how Capital can never be subdued again. Doing so is, in fact, trivial.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hey, idiots.
German parliamentary polls comparing the current 7-day average and 2025 election results, showing the far-right AfD near 30% and ~8% ahead of the next most popular party. French presidential polls showing a commanding lead for far-right candidate Le Pen.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
All sides are morons who are losing and deserve to.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Red meat is literally Sauron. Non-lab-grown varieties should cost ~$10,000 per ounce. Stop eating it and join the righteous Crusade.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I fucking love this Jojo-ass outfit I slapped together by feel.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Clear 2, Electric Clownaloo.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Dance, and know that even Clowns can wither and die!
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Curse you, Clown.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The end is come, Clown, and it will be beautiful.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I dunno, guys, I don't think having three separate symbols distinguished entirely by length on one dimension is a great idea orthographically, but I guess it works?
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
AT LAST
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
live POV of I assume Bluesky Iunno lmao
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's just flatly insulting to the basic prowess of life that we require Super Dastardly Zionists in dark cloaks to manipulate us into xenophobia and bigotry. Have some dignity, center-left.
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Peak modern peasant brain is thinking the picture on the left is the environmentally responsible option vice the picture on the right
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hey kids you ever scream this into the void for 20 years and have no one listen?
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