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Glen

@vaguebiscuit.bsky.social
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Based on my past experience, I will never die. He/Him

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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 49m
They say this and tet no DJ Atomica
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 50m
It's a very fancy hat though
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 2h
(It wasn't a great show or anything, it's just for something based on an 80s toy line and the as it turns out truly awful cartoon they made to sell the toys it was way better than you would expect)
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 3h
There's an episode of the early 2000s He Man reboot (a show that had no right to be as good as it was considering the source material) which is just about mecha-neck feeling depressed because his ability (to grow his neck) is so shitty. I dunno if they ever got round to a Fisto episode though
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 3h
Oh that's gonna be disappointing
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 3h
They also pop out at the merest hint of a slight breeze
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 5h
Ido love the fact though that because the original movie was made in the 70s, the pornstache is still alive and well in the Star Wars universe
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 5h
He followed it up with a gane consisting entirely of one puzzle, and not a particularly fun puzzle either
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 5h
Gavin Newscum
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 8h
Cows round my way are so quiet. Once in a blue moon they'll kick off in the night but otherwise nothing
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 12h
Very tempted to sign up for PS+to play some Galactic Racer multiplayer but I crash so much in skngle player I'm not sure it's worth it
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 19h
Nice freaking Cage!
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 22h
I'll buy Luke's speeder. Not bothered about Anakin's pod though, not when Ben Quadinaros' is right there
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don't think so. It was a tiny little place, all the shops were tiny too
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maybe they are unlockable but the absence of Luke's landspeeder, the imperial speeder bike and Anakin's pod seems really weird in Galactic Racer
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
NFL Fever* *NFL marketing team
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Job Jompling
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Any particular letter you would like? And what about Clark Kent. Ibviously doesn't seem alliterative but it is the same consonant sound
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It strikes me that if you have an alliterative name that also rhymes, that's just the same word twice
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Would you prefer an alliterative name or one that rhymes? Or maybe both
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pennywise the dancing clown. He loves kids and they love him but in a totally normal, non-Savillian way
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Anyone have any idea what I'm talking about?
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fellow Geordies, there was a weird little indoor shopping, I hesitate to call it a centre but let's just go with it, opposite Forbidden Planet. Odd little place, tiny shops. Think there was a used comic book store in there and there was definitely a shop that just sold old star wars toys
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah, the circulation of the papers could all go down to like triple digits but as long as those few hundred people hold the levers of power, we're fucked
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You should change what it means every time you use it though. Wish there was a word for that
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Really is quite revealing as to how much of his presidency is just petty grievances with Obama
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah, he's definitely more dumb than he is sociopathic
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I hope future generations find this because it's one of the most succint explanations of what the fuck went wrong that I've come across
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'll wait for the cut that is just these sections because the rest of the movie looks fucking atrocious
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Obvuously some of the AI people are just scammers but some of them I swear are worried about Rolu's Basilisk. Musk is definitely dumb enough to be one of the latter but he is also a liar
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think we settled on toucans that I was thinking of
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She has three boobs worth of boobs for sure
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
At least Netflix amd Amazon are helpful in this regard by making sure none of the films they make are worth watching
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And they deserve our pity
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you were tasked with making a video game adapting the original Star Wars trilogy, how would you do it? There's not a single genre that could fit, open world is a big no no. So how do you do it?
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah that was the only thing I could think of too. Colouring is right. Let's just say yes so I can stop thinking about it
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah and all puffins are from the Northern Hemisphere too. I dunno if it's just some weird misconception I developed as a kid or I'm mixing them up with another sea bird
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If I was stuck in the ancient world, I wouldn't worry about inventing. Instead I'd write a book that describes our current scientific understanding of the world (basic stuff like DNA, evolution, atoms, stars and the like) but without using any modern terminology just to fuck with y'all
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Okay they are completely restricted to the Northern Hemisphere so I'm definitely wrong and/or mixing them up with another bird
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bees, barn owls and hedgehogs I get, but do we have puffins in the UK? For some reason I always thought of them as South American. Am I confusing them with a different bird?
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh for sure. He fucking hates it. I think he mentions it in his first session with Melfi, or at least an early one. The happy wanderer
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If I was stuck in the ancient world, I wouldn't worry about inventing. Instead I'd write a book that describes our current scientific understanding of the world (basic stuff like DNA, evolution, atoms, stars and the like) but without using any modern terminology just to fuck with y'all
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Whatever is actually driving her, easily one of the best characters in the show
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One very informative scene is when she's doing so much better, has coping mechanisms, is dealing with her anger healthily and Tony just keeps pushing her and pushing her. I imagine her family was all like that. Especially Livia. It's astounding Barbara seems so normal
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm a big fan of her doing a 180 on punishing Meadow for partying at her mother's house when she sees the state of it
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I came close when she was tricking Bobby's kids with a Ouija board because she wanted, I don't even know, a kind of stable life. It was never clear what she saw in Bobby
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Probably cost too much hut it would be funny if GTA6 had an 80s station that was just the entirety of Vice City's soundtrack
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How people reacted when I arrived on Bluesky
The man standing in the corner at a party meme
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bloody surgeons. Think just because it's medically necessary they get to cut people up all day. I do hope it brings you relief though
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gotta be, right? I mean, how do you take over the world with such a crappy burger?
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