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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

“Yeah, she got the house n’all” “Aye. Same”

Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

“I despise my son for, amongst other things, both ruining my life and my wife’s figure, so I begrudgingly spend a token hour or so with him every Saturday before I do my computer games. He’s never once thanked me”

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

jk rowling: just gonna post a photo that makes it clear i’m the good person in this situation the photo:

JK Rowling in hell, laughing in a very evil way

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

When you finally figure out it was Penelope Keith…

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

I don’t know any of these modern Premier League footballers nowadays. I mean, who even plays for Wolves? Name one? You can’t. Bye.

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

“Could be worse, at least we’re not Alexander Armstrong…”

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

“And you stole Eurovision off of Sam Ryder, and that wasn’t very nice!!”

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

“SpaceX rocket spins out of control and explodes on launch causing delays to several major US airports…” I’d like the biggest metaphor you’ve got please… no, that’s too big…

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

As they all did. And did with honour.

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

I don’t think any conscripted soldier went to “fight for medals” - it was duty, wasn’t it?

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Imagine if it was the UK that was under attack and Trump said to us, sign this deal, but the invaders get to keep part of your land and the USA gets your North Sea oil reserves. Oh, and we won’t give you a security guarantee. But you’ll “have peace”. Would you support that?

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

My grandad’s WW2 medals. He’d have absolutely despised Trump, Vance, Putin and Farage. Hell, he fought against their equivalent, for a “random country”…

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Two hostile states are currently in Saudi Arabia secretly discussing how to carve up and exploit an under siege sovereign European nation. Think about that for a minute…

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

The public purse bailing out a privately owned corporation. Again. Another “win” for privatisation. 👍

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

This is a cult. A creepy, weird and dangerous cult.

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

When you get back to your house after a couple of nights away and the heating has been turned off…

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Trump implying that DEI prioritises inclusion over competency - this is not true. You have to be competent to do any job. DEI is to encourage workforces to reflect the diversity of their respective communities (to give everyone an opportunity to do a job they are QUALIFIED to do).

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Yes, of course, our justice system has no interest whatsoever in arresting criminals. F@cking idiot.

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

You want to know which “system is broken”? The honours system that allows a spiv like this to become a lord. That’s the broken system right there.

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Mum and nana. The two most influential people in my life. Looking absolutely indestructible, yet now both gone. But never forgotten x ❤️

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

That’s every Tory’s favourite song

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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

My political views have always centred on a single word: compassion. You either give a shit about others, or you don’t. That’s what separates decent people from the completely selfish bastards that seem to gain all the power. Can’t see it changing soon.

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

He’s right. And we should all back him.

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

It was a Nazi salute. You know it was. He knows it was. Choose your side.

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Still the greatest deconstruction of a song ever.

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Sunday dinner is a big thing in our family. I always make it for everyone. Making it today in mum’s house without her here for the first time is definitely an experience I wasn’t looking forward to…❤️

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

I think the prospect of being tied to Houchen and his cronies is the obvious factor.

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