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Average Human Teessider

@utbsmith.bsky.social
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North Linthorpe elite, European, legacy Boro fan, fanzine contributor, father, fiancé, reposts NOT endorsements, ALL views (however misguided/profane) are MINE

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
“Yeah, she got the house n’all” “Aye. Same”
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
“Nice jacket” “Whatever”
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Oh for fu…
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
“I despise my son for, amongst other things, both ruining my life and my wife’s figure, so I begrudgingly spend a token hour or so with him every Saturday before I do my computer games. He’s never once thanked me”
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
jk rowling: just gonna post a photo that makes it clear i’m the good person in this situation the photo:
JK Rowling in hell, laughing in a very evil way
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Sunday vino
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Won the pub blind card last night
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Sunday vino - hard recommend 👌
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
When you finally figure out it was Penelope Keith…
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I don’t know any of these modern Premier League footballers nowadays. I mean, who even plays for Wolves? Name one? You can’t. Bye.
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
“Could be worse, at least we’re not Alexander Armstrong…”
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
“And you stole Eurovision off of Sam Ryder, and that wasn’t very nice!!”
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
“SpaceX rocket spins out of control and explodes on launch causing delays to several major US airports…” I’d like the biggest metaphor you’ve got please… no, that’s too big…
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Vibe
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Imagine if it was the UK that was under attack and Trump said to us, sign this deal, but the invaders get to keep part of your land and the USA gets your North Sea oil reserves. Oh, and we won’t give you a security guarantee. But you’ll “have peace”. Would you support that?
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
My grandad’s WW2 medals. He’d have absolutely despised Trump, Vance, Putin and Farage. Hell, he fought against their equivalent, for a “random country”…
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Got a refund on my student loan…
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Cheers 🍻
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Cheers 🍻
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Sunday…
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Two hostile states are currently in Saudi Arabia secretly discussing how to carve up and exploit an under siege sovereign European nation. Think about that for a minute…
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
The public purse bailing out a privately owned corporation. Again. Another “win” for privatisation. 👍
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
This is a cult. A creepy, weird and dangerous cult.
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
UTB
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
“Sue Cook’s pulled out”
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
When you get back to your house after a couple of nights away and the heating has been turned off…
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Trump implying that DEI prioritises inclusion over competency - this is not true. You have to be competent to do any job. DEI is to encourage workforces to reflect the diversity of their respective communities (to give everyone an opportunity to do a job they are QUALIFIED to do).
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
You want to know which “system is broken”? The honours system that allows a spiv like this to become a lord. That’s the broken system right there.
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Mum and nana. The two most influential people in my life. Looking absolutely indestructible, yet now both gone. But never forgotten x ❤️
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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
My political views have always centred on a single word: compassion. You either give a shit about others, or you don’t. That’s what separates decent people from the completely selfish bastards that seem to gain all the power. Can’t see it changing soon.
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
He’s right. And we should all back him.
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
It was a Nazi salute. You know it was. He knows it was. Choose your side.
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
“The shark is autistic”
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Still the greatest deconstruction of a song ever.
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
#BenThings www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
dailymail.co.uk
Ex-drug lord working for security firm with keys to BIGGEST Freeport
An ex-convict who was jailed for heading a multi-million-pound cross-border drugs line now works at a security firm which holds the keys to Britain's largest freeport.
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Sunday dinner is a big thing in our family. I always make it for everyone. Making it today in mum’s house without her here for the first time is definitely an experience I wasn’t looking forward to…❤️
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
#BenThings
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Leigh Jones @leighsus.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
The threat to Teesside's electric arc furnace was that British Steel would only build one (which would be in Scunthorpe). The fact they look like they're building two in Scunthorpe shows something has gone very wrong politically for Teesside. www.thetimes.com/business-mon...
thetimes.com
British Steel scraps plans to return steelmaking to Teesside
Both planned ‘green’ electric arc furnaces will now be built in Scunthorpe under plans being discussed with Labour ministers
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Mum memories: when I was away at uni she’d drive down to visit on the odd Sunday (with her friend as she didn’t like driving on motorways), take me and my housemates out for lunch, then use the toilet in the pub next door which was rough as anything, but still, to her, far cleaner than ours!😂
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Vibe
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Tick tock, Coxy… tick tock…
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Vibe
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
We need this NAO audit NOW!! Get it done. www.ft.com/content/5c94...
ft.com
Pressure mounts on Angela Rayner to ask NAO to probe Ben Houchen’s Teesworks project
Regeneration scheme should be investigated over value-for-money concerns, deputy prime minister told
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
BREAKING: Richard Tice’s Google search history leaked!
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
International businesses & corporations aren’t stupid. They do their due diligence thoroughly before investing in a project. They will have looked at what is going on at Teesworks and not been impressed. The inquiry (or lack of one) is just one part of it. This is ALL on Houchen.
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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
“Three French hens Two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear treeeeee”
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