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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

“Yeah, she got the house n’all” “Aye. Same”

Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

“I despise my son for, amongst other things, both ruining my life and my wife’s figure, so I begrudgingly spend a token hour or so with him every Saturday before I do my computer games. He’s never once thanked me”

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

When you finally figure out it was Penelope Keith…

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

“Could be worse, at least we’re not Alexander Armstrong…”

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

“And you stole Eurovision off of Sam Ryder, and that wasn’t very nice!!”

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

“SpaceX rocket spins out of control and explodes on launch causing delays to several major US airports…” I’d like the biggest metaphor you’ve got please… no, that’s too big…

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

My grandad’s WW2 medals. He’d have absolutely despised Trump, Vance, Putin and Farage. Hell, he fought against their equivalent, for a “random country”…

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

The public purse bailing out a privately owned corporation. Again. Another “win” for privatisation. 👍

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

This is a cult. A creepy, weird and dangerous cult.

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

When you get back to your house after a couple of nights away and the heating has been turned off…

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

You want to know which “system is broken”? The honours system that allows a spiv like this to become a lord. That’s the broken system right there.

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Mum and nana. The two most influential people in my life. Looking absolutely indestructible, yet now both gone. But never forgotten x ❤️

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Still the greatest deconstruction of a song ever.

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

BREAKING: Richard Tice’s Google search history leaked!

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Average Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

International businesses & corporations aren’t stupid. They do their due diligence thoroughly before investing in a project. They will have looked at what is going on at Teesworks and not been impressed. The inquiry (or lack of one) is just one part of it. This is ALL on Houchen.