Eric Schmitt accused Jack Smith of perjury over supposed evidence placing him at an Atlanta Hawks game. There was just one problem: It was the Iowa Hawkeyes.

Demand a Full Investigation Into the Bath Beach Cat Poisonings

A type of tiger cat, the animal is smaller than a house cat, slender and spotted. It lives in the Bolivian cloud forest.

In which we wrap things up.

Waging a primary campaign curiously devoid of big national figures like Sanders and Warren, Danielle Welch is challenging my Congressman, Sellout Suozzi. I really hope she wins.