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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 11h
Nothing about her husband’s online persona & her affair with Corey -which are appropriate to the Christo Fascist Narrative
washingtonpost.com
Former DHS secretary Kristi L. Noem files for divorce
The former DHS secretary cited “irreconcilable differences” in filing for divorce from her husband.
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 23h
Supreme Court lets Trump resume deporting migrants to countries not their own - Reuters In other words slavery
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So basically an English farmer saw a gang of dudes dressing like and acting like US ICE agents & thought “we need some real police on this”
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So our,gay, friend (a besty of both of us) is in Atlanta at her sweet heart’s kid sister’s first wedding Sister is 70+ And Blind And a virgin And a Southern Baptist The almost got busy a year ago But they prayed on it Damn I wish I was invited - I do like some dissonance.
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
53 weeks ago buddy was in a crate in Brooklyn
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Today is a cusp day for me- I’m really hoping the MD I need wasn’t deported or said F it & moved to Canada
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You’re no Jack Kennedy
newrepublic.com
Trump Throws “F—king Crazy” Tantrum at Kennedy Center Meeting
The decision to close the Kennedy Center came after Trump personally called up the board to yell about his loss in court.
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We can’t control measles and you expect us to control AI?
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A lot of folks on social media are astonished that “stand your ground” applies to black women shooting white men. They also seem surprised that some white vets are brave behind recreational drugs.
theguardian.com
Florida woman who fatally shot man to not face charges due to ‘stand your ground’ law
Melissa Payne shot and killed 62-year-old Bart Diguglielmo, who was unarmed, in June in dispute over a parking space
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The emperor’s new clothes- “Epstein crony, sporting a new style & color wig, shamelessly visits another Trump branded entity”
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A lot of Irish American (narrow backs) are confused at Ireland’s pro Palestine stance. Me I come from people who remember when the Irish weren’t white & Ireland was such a shithole colony that coming to the US to dig anthracite 6 days a week was a blessing. The IDF is sniping Irish peacekeepers
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My 911 snapshots month or 6 wks post 911 a friend, a bond trader’s wife, asked us to hang on to one of her boys for a sleep over as she was going to be serving dinners to “the volunteers at ground zero clearing the pile” Told her -no volunteers down there after 914… Mafia cost plus contract
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My 911 snap shots- Folks knew I’ve had a contract with the laborers union- 79 Mason Tenders & called me thinking I was going to grease some palms and get them a union card so that they could go work the pile. I wouldn’t have sent an enemy into that toxic hellscape. Told more than 1- grow up
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My 911 snapshots In the days afterwards we waited to find out who made it home Me, I knew a couple dozen folks who didn’t- honestly I didn’t lose anyone I loved, while people I loved did.
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My 911 snapshots Observed the South tower get hit and called all my employees to leave NYC right away. Stopped at the LGS bought 1,500 rounds. Stopped at the bank & withdrew $9,900 mostly in 20s Went home and watched TV Weeded my garden I hated Gulliani on 9/10 & still hated him on 9/12.
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My 911 snapshots Got turned around at the Queens Midtown Tunnel & a bunch of us pulled over to gawk - including a brown skinned black car driver. I finally approached him and said I know you had nothing to do with this, but I’m not sure about the rest of this crowd- he burst into tears.
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s Fri 25 yrs after 911, & Trump is still lying about it. Charlie Kirk didn’t make it to Trumpapalooza and Erika did Diesel $6/gal The lesson of Iran war is- we wouldn’t have lasted 30 days in a conventional war with China, North Korea, Russia. arch to celebrate loss Release the Epstein files
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#BedStuy #StreetArt
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#StreetArt #BedStuy
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mrs Standup is making a 3x bait of her famous ChickPea burgers and asks Siri “how many cups is 9 Tablespoons?” “0.56 cups” Yeah maybe it’s time we went metric
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Again en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludlow_...
en.wikipedia.org
Ludlow Massacre - Wikipedia
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Labor Day en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_...
en.wikipedia.org
Battle of Blair Mountain - Wikipedia
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s Fri Mitch is still dead Felicia Bartiromo BuBye MA witch burning of Clancy is sputtering USPS hasn’t been this political since the 30s SCOTUS OK w/ illegal Epstein Ballroom If Somalis starve to death & it isn’t reported did it really happen? Fuck Flock we all agree on Where’s Epstein Files
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Makes Sense
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Russian Window Cancer
newsweek.com
Woman who exposed FBI official for working with Russian oligarch found dead
A judge praised Allison Guerriero for her "extraordinary contributions" to counterespionage ops on behalf of the United States.
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Who thinks that the work on the ball room will be any better than the reflecting pool?
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My man
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Duck Duck Go
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hoping that in 29 I can go back to rooting for USA at the LLWS
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Jeepers ad at the movie for cannabis delivery store. I remember when you had to listen for the ice cream truck and then meet him 1/2 a block from where he served the little kids & moms. Then it evolved to paging a cab driver and waiting for a call back.
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just can’t say enough about Peter Heller’s books. Told a guy at the library - if CJ Box’ & Jon Krakauer’s Books had a brilliant love child…
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There is no difference between Flock cameras & red light cameras- flock is a brand name
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It’s Fri 3 kids dead in PA by measles FFS. Shapiro told RFK to stay the fuck away Probably a lot more kids dead in Red States, but who would report it? MRNA cancer vaccine in stage 3 trials 6 months into the Iran war Carney says FU to Krasnov in French CIA boss in RU- why? Mystery meat on its way
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton will forever be remembered as being country enough to be a true Christian
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Indeed
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It’s Friday Natalie is 35 yrs old Swalwell raided but none of the Epstein class has been Pillow plummet ETTD Miller Melts ETTD Harry & Meghan flee No Kings Kountry Phang thumping DOJ 1 person, a 👩, in a strict summer camp w/ her 🐶 behind truckloads of Epstein evidence
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What’s the over/under on when Natalie Harp get bigger lungs? How about cat’s eyes?
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
@votewelch.bsky.social it’s not just us thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/handy-dand...
thefuckingnews.substack.com
Handy-Dandy, All-Purpose Tom Suozzi Cocktail-Party Tracker®
Patent pending, just like organizing, which is also pending
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Of FFS what would it take? nypost.com/2026/08/14/u...
nypost.com
Hugh Hefner repeatedly called the FBI on Jeffrey Epstein after Playboy Playmate was raped, lawsuit details reveal
Hugh Hefner tipped off the FBI about Jeffrey Epstein in 2005, after one of his girls, Audra Lynn, Playboy Magazine’s Miss October 2003, was allegedly trafficked by the pedophile.
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Understand this- the goal is an uneducated, unvaccinated, uninformed underclass.
ms.now
Parents struggle with back-to-school season as tariffs, Iran war drive up costs
School supplies are becoming too expensive for families across the U.S. as they budget for mounting gas and grocery expenses.
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Don’t hear a lot of traffic saying Brian Thompson didn’t deserve what happened.
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Free the Lincoln 5,000 Lindell Loses WH press decoy quits SkyChef 1 How long before ICE self shocks on video w/taser gloves? Truth market manipulation Kennedy center capitulation Vaccines not recommended for poor people Phang belongs on money Blanche Bleeding Before Bench Crimea Alone for RU
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So reading about what Ukraine is doing to Russian tourism in Crimea and how Vance asked them to not attack RU oil there I conclude we are losing 2 wars, Ukraine & Iran.
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Damn, just damn
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Katie Phang’s face belongs on money
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My man
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sky Chef One
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KrasnovKillsKids @standup2p.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Good- i’m taking the dog to the beach
huffpost.com
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