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userac99

@userac99.bsky.social
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Just passing time passing time. -Insomnia, USA

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userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#WhenToTakeADifferentRoute When the tunnel was painted on & you're feeling a little goofy for being fooled.
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userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#WhenToDoSomethingNice When your upstairs-downstairs neighbor falls up then down then sideways down the stairs.
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userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#ThereAreNoExcusesFor replacing chocolates with laxatives.
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userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#ThereAreNoExcusesFor giving me diabetes when I ordered coffee.
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userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#ThereAreNoExcusesFor being bad at street fighting.
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userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#LessonsILearnedFromYoga It burns.
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userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#TheBestWayToEatBread is on the lam.
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userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#TheBestChocolatesAre ones that melt in your mouth not in your Han.
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userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#TheBestChocolatesAre always gone by the time I reach the bus stop.
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userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#TheBestPizzaToppingsAre crispy bread, Jerry.
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userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#OnlyBatmanCan save us now.
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userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#WhenToPlayMoreCowbell As long as there's air in your lungs & cowbell coursing through your veins.
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