userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 08/10/2026#WhenToTakeADifferentRoute When the tunnel was painted on & you're feeling a little goofy for being fooled. 010
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 05/10/2026#WhenToDoSomethingNice When your upstairs-downstairs neighbor falls up then down then sideways down the stairs. 010
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026#ThereAreNoExcusesFor replacing chocolates with laxatives. 000
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026#ThereAreNoExcusesFor giving me diabetes when I ordered coffee. 000
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026#TheBestChocolatesAre ones that melt in your mouth not in your Han. 010
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026#TheBestChocolatesAre always gone by the time I reach the bus stop. 020
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026#WhenToPlayMoreCowbell As long as there's air in your lungs & cowbell coursing through your veins. 000