userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026#MyWiseWordsAre falling on deaf ears. - I SAID MY WISE WORDS ARE... oh, never mind. 000
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026#TheBestWayToDrinkBeer is after a hard day's night tending to your octopus's garden when you've developed blisters on your fingers. 000
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026#TheBestWayToDrinkBeer is during, before & after the game. 000
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026#TheBestWayToDrinkBeer is ice cold. - Don't even look at it in the label when you guzzle it down. 000
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026#TheBestWayToDrinkBeer is responsibly. *cracks open a beer before work* 000
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026#ThisUSerIsNot feeling particularly patriotic these days. 051
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026#ThereAreNoExcusesFor my behavior last night or my behaviour tonight. *downs bottle of tequila before boarding plane* 000
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026#ThereAreNoExcusesFor replacing chocolates with laxatives. 000
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026#ThereAreNoExcusesFor giving me diabetes when I ordered coffee. 000
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026#WhatIDontDoEarlyMornings is get up to see Dawn's crack. -I'm sure it's lovely & all but I just can't be bothered. 121
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026#WhatIDontDoEarlyMornings is explain myself. *goes back to sleeping in a coffin with an adult diaper on* 010
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026#WhatIDontDoEarlyMornings I also don't do drunken evenings. 021
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026#WhatIDontDoEarlyMornings Early mornings. *rolls back over in bed* 021
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#IfICouldSpeakTheLanguageOf British maybe I'd know what those guys are saying.🤔 000
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#IfICouldSpeakTheLanguageOf Caprican, I would live long & prosper as the force would be with me. - Nanu nanu. 000
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#IfICouldSpeakTheLanguageOf apathy I'd.. oh hell, what's the point. 010
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#IfICouldSpeakTheLanguageOf Morse, I'd break his code.🤔 010
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#IfICouldSpeakTheLanguageOf young people, I'd be less lame fr fr, no cap. 010
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#IfICouldSpeakTheLanguageOf love, girl I'd get all up in them drawers. *gets slapped, pepper sprayed & kneed in the groin* 010
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#TheBestWayToDrinkCoffee is black. *starts breakdancing like Raygun & immediately gets slapped by a no-nonsense black woman who takes no crap* 031
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#TheBestWayToDrinkCoffee is to burn your tongue & throat as you do so. - Real coffee drinkers swear by it. 031
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#TheBestWayToDrinkCoffee is with a cigarette. *takes sip, starts choking on coffee & smoke* 031
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#TheBestWayToDrinkCoffee is the Irish way. *puts chunks of potato & cabbage in it* 131
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026#IncludeMarkRainDainty #TheOnlyMealICanCook, a dainty feast, paired with the only company I can stomach, mark a cold rain in a lonely night. 130
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026#TheBestWayToEatBread is cheating on your low carb diet. 121
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026#TheBestWayToEatBread is covered with marinara sauce, mozzarella & pepperoni. 121
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026#TheBestWayToEatBread is with butter. - And I will wrestle anyone over this.😠 *starts massaging melted butter all over body* 121
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026#AutumnIsGoodFor turtlenecks. *slurping spoon from bowl of turtleneck soup* 041
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026#AutumnIsGoodFor pumpkin carving. *starts cutting suspiciously meticulous hole in pumpkin*🤔 061
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026#ItOnlyTakesALittleTo rekindle my love of crack. A smidgen even. 051
userac99 @userac99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026#ItOnlyTakesALittleTo give a lot of blood. *passes out dropping cookie & orange juice* 151
