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Guitarist | Recorded a song once. It was dreadful. | 32 M He/Him

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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Scarlet Rot coming in clutch there, fucking hell...
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
DIE AND ROT, MIQUELLA! SOLO'D YOUR ASS!
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Welp, that was by far the shittest gig I've ever played. No monitor, constant feedback through whole entire songs & repeated strobe lights despite us specifically telling them not to use those.
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For a second I wondered why the back of your phone just read "MOOD", but then I realised: "mirror"...
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Meanwhile, leftmost boy exudes wise old master energy.
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe someone tried to invade you, but lost connection while doing so. Happens sometimes in these games.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ten years of relentlessly hateful, comically elitist anti-democratic politics across the white people world, helpfully summarised. The wrong people are talking, the wrong people are deciding and it’s harming the careers of important people who actually matter. Smithers! Release the hounds
The incident fits a broader pattern in the discourse around 'free speech' and 'cancel culture': whatever comes from the top down is freedom; whatever comes from the bottom up is bullying and censorship. When Macklemore is dropped at the behest of the billionaire stadium owner Robert Kraft, it's an exercise of the freedom of businesses to 'demonstrate their values' by deciding whom to platform. But when Ed Sheeran's fans decide not to buy tickets to his performances, or even demand refunds, it's bullying, mob behaviour. Since most people are not billionaires and do not own stadiums, they can exercise meaningful power only collectively. The collective exercise of power must therefore be demonised.
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Also, I finally learned how to avoid this one.
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Alright, to whomever on the Switch 2 Elden Ring multiplayer calls himself "YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL", please know that you are the fucking MVP. I love you.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Crossworlds logo appears so small on my phone that I first read it as "Sonic Nachos Crossworlds"...
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Found the horse armour.
Screenshot of Elden Ring on Nintendo Switch 2. The horse, Torrent, is wearing the Tree Sentinel armour set.
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Xbox picked it up though, it seems.
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Jon Cartwright @jon.gvg.io · 09/09/2026
Oh that's us swearing on Dutch TV
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Maybe it's on purpose? Some devs seem to take this as a challenge...
Steam page for "BRAZILLIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT"
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Brendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This exchange is so good.
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"How can you claim to know what an obvious scam looks like when you've never tried running a scam yourself?"
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So, less "the game as you remember it" and more specifically "the game as you remember from the PC emulator"?
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"He's paid the shipping costs, so let's make the most of it!"
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
New theory: Chris' beard grows in inverse proportion to Tom's hair.
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Ben Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Tell me you're a Behemoth fan without... Ok, I guess you literally just told me. 🤘
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Ryan Malis @nayrman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s astounding how some people I’ve come across don’t get that physical keeps digital prices in check by being an option second hand. Like at some point they must realize the $100+ game is guaranteed once Sony, Xbox, etc all keep you gated behind their monopoly stores.
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Back to the "4 friends laughing in a kitchen" format!
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Good King Linky 👑 @goodkinglinky.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Me right now...
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Never mind, for some reason everybody wants to go grocery shopping during the hottest part of the day...
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Kind of surprising how so many elderly folks still want to go out and do stuff during 36°C heat. At least it's calm enough today that I can still chill indoors every half hour or so. Sitting in cars made out of mostly glass in this heat is not pleasant...
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
That is so sick!
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
In other news: anti-Ice protests see sudden influx of people carrying Super Soakers.
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Worse, they're gonna have to pad the fuck out of it. Someone already calculated that the first few HP books actually take less time to read than it would take to watch each respective season of the tv show.
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Happened to do the same thing myself yesterday, but with Threads instead...
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Good idea: Watching a movie before bed. Bad idea: Watching Threads before bed.
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My mind immediately goes to the scythe cheese for final boss of Ninja Gaiden 2 (360). Equip the scythe, walk up to him, spam heavy attack, if you time it right, Ryu's animation lets him dodge under his grab attack repeatedly. I can do that fight properly now, but back then, this was the only way...
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Kind of incredible how he somehow seems to out-asshole Sepp Blatter...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A man says "I drew a picture." Another man reviews it and says "hey, that's great!" He then tosses it behind him on a large pile of indistinct garbage. We zoom out to see that the gigantic pile of garbage towers above them. It has a big sign on it labelled "content."
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Which Jax are we talking about? Because now I'm just picturing ye olde Jax from Mortal Kombat who definitely kills people...
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'm sorry, but the words "happy" and "relic" should never appear in the same sentence. That's prohibited by law.
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
LMFAO
AI User: I'm an artist.
Me: *turns off wifi* Prove it.
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Also nice thing about this one: the title and age ratings & stuff are on the slip-on cover, so you can take it off to admire the full artwork.
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Suddenly reminded me of that Deluxe edition I got for Final Fantasy XV, with artwork drawn by Yoshitaka Amano.
Final Fantasy XV Deluxe Edition PS4 box
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Starting to think this might be Monolith's version of the Reclaimer Glyph...
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Ok.
Great Deku Tree from Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I mean, close enough.
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Just make him one of the bodies in The Mortuary's Assistant.
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 19/07/2026
we need a new Midtown Madness
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Final Fantasy IV?
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Onety-One
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Urth @urth.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Can't spell "dishevelled" without "LED"
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