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I write speculative fiction short stories, novels, and comics. Don’t take what I say too seriously. We will not argue. “Annoyingly funny” - A Real Person “Oh brother” - You, reading my posts “Godless Commie” - Marco Rubio Yes, I am neurodivergent.

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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
It’s back in the 80s, which means last week’s weather was…Fallse.
Arthur Fleck standing in front of a mic in a dark room with a book open. He’s telling a bad joke. I told a good joke though.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
From the article:
Top 20 political joke targets:
1. Bill Clinton: 4,607
2. George W. Bush: 3,239
3. Al Gore: 1,026
4. Barack Obama: 1,011
5. Hillary Clinton: 939
6. Dick Cheney: 673
7. Monica Lewinsky: 454
8. Bob Dole: 452
9. John McCain: 426
10. Mitt Romney: 361
11. John Kerry: 357
12. George H.W. Bush: 343
13. Newt Gingrich: 328
14. Sarah Palin: 300
15. Ross Perot: 288
16. Arnold Schwarzenegger: 288
17. Joe Biden: 274
18. Dan Quayle: 260
19 John Edwards: 229
20. Osama Bin Laden: 216
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
Negative man from mother 3. He a yellow rectangular dude on his hands and knees, frowning with tears coming down his face. Deeply chagrined type shit
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
My 9 animes. I wouldn’t say all of these are my all time favorites, but this is definitely a mix of shows that had the most impact on me when I was younger with some of my favs mixed in. my9animes.com/en
Anime that molded me

Neon Genesis Evangelion 
Trigun
FLCL
Fullmetal alchemist brotherhood
Code Geass Lelouch of the Rebellion
Gurren Lagann
Dragonball
Crayon shin-Chan
Mobile Suit Gundam Wing
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
I’m going to this on Saturday 🙂‍↕️
IF I GO WILL THEY MISS ME
Q&A SCREENINGS W/ DANIELLE BROOKS & DIRECTOR WALTER THOMPSON-HERNANDEZ
LOS ANGELES | AMC CENTURY CITY
September 10 - 13
NEW YORK | ANGELIKA FILM CENTER
September 14
September 18 - 20
ATLANTA | TARA THEATRE
September 18 - 19
all blue background; two black men wearing togas and holding tritons stand below the listed cities and dates.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
Having dyslexia means thinking Bluesky was getting frisky and overfamiliar with you 😔
An error that says “Too many open files (os error 24)”
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
Aye man, these gooder than a mf
Sweet tarts gummy halos. Blue punch, strawberries & cream flavor
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
Posted it before, but it’s the only remnant I got left bc I don’t be taking pictures
This is still the picture on my license. Me when I used to have a fro, like 14 years ago now.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
Darkseid grabbing Superman’s cape. He’s kufi’d up with the de red eyes, no slur
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
😋
Little Debbie Pumpkin Spice Rolls
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
Dany from GoT with her face scrunched, fake smiling
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
No. Stick around, I got more!
Darkseid with a kufi and kente scarf, grabbing Superman by his cape
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
Out here like
Lyrics from a song:

[Intro: Migos]
You niggas in trouble (Niggas in trouble)
You niggas in trouble (Niggas in trouble, Cardo
Got Wings)
You niggas in trouble (Niggas in trouble)
You niggas in trouble (Niggas in trouble)
You niggas in trouble (Niggas in trouble)
You niggas in trouble (Niggas in trouble)
You niggas in trouble (Niggas in trouble)
You niggas in trouble (Niggas in trouble)
You niggas in trouble (Niggas in trouble)
You niggas in trouble (Niggas in trouble)
You niggas in trouble (Niggas in trouble)
You niggas in trouble (Niggas in trouble)
You niggas in trouble (Niggas in trouble)
You niggas in trouble
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
Yup! They look like this (from the top anyway). But they’re part of the cleaning process too bc they eventually build up resin.
Capsule for weed vapeCapsule with green stuff in it and the top beside it
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
Ta-da: first picture are the smaller pieces I had to take out and soak. Second pic it what it looks like closed (without the mouthpiece attached). Third pic is it opened to the inside that I still have to wipe down and clean. There’s a cover that goes over the battery usually, but that’s off.
Vape parts: Mouth piece, glass tube, three filters/screens, rubber parts of mouth piece, filter mount Outside of airvape vaporizer Dirty ass inside of vaporizer that still needs to be cleaned
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
So apparently, Crown specifically might be OK bc of some size workarounds and bottling being done in US facilities. Could be more expensive tho www.barrons.com/articles/can...
Article excerpt 

But the exact impact of the new import ban is unclear. Diageo has shifted much of the bottling for U.S.-bound Crown Royal to U.S. facilities. What's more, the new ban only covers Canadian whisky imported in consumer-size containers.
The White House has actually removed other whisky shipped in containers larger than four liters from the 50% tariff list. That could allow Diageo to continue shipping Crown Royal to the U.S. in bulk for domestic bottling.
The company didn't immediately reply to a request for comment.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
That nigga from the Simpsons scared for his life, surrounded by strippers twerking and grinding and dancing on and around him
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 08/09/2026
Cartoon Star Trek nigga being fake surprised. One image his hand is in his cheek, the second it is covering his mouth. He looks unserious.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 08/09/2026
Like, do you see this shit Navi‽
Link’s new design for the Ocarina of Time remake. His outfit is a mix of woven and leather textures, and he looks simultaneously hyper realistic and cartoonish. It’s interesting and sort of uncanny somehow
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 08/09/2026
*holding back a pirate joke*
That white boy with forehead and neck veins bulging bc he tryna hold whatever back
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 08/09/2026
*mumbling to self excitedly* The Blood of Akasha‽
Roku Home Screen with a lot of stuff on it, but the important thing highlighted is 2002’s Queen of the Damned, starring Aaliyah.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
Lmaooo
Article excerpt

What Not to Do at 3 a.m.
After waking up in the middle of the night, you might be tempted to check your phone and do a bit of light doomscrolling. Instead, try getting into a cozy position and clearing your mind. Dr. Kogan advises avoiding devices and focusing on relaxing the mind and body.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 05/09/2026
I had to rewind bc EXCUSE ME‽?‽ music.youtube.com/watch?v=wv45...
Some FUCKING BARS

Ain't make lemonade out the lemons, I made sorbet
Digested the cold to understand the lessons it held
The X's and O's had no tact, time tickin', I toed The line between growth and regression
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 05/09/2026
Kagura from Gintama squinting blankly as she reads a newspaper
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 05/09/2026
Lady in court with her mouth partially agape, staring into nothing
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 04/09/2026
He felt bad and admitted he was wrong, so I edited his @ out. Original post:
People wonder why Democrats almost never talk about climate change anymore? The war in Ukraine basically killed any talk of that.
Now, the war in Iran has cremated any talk of it. Americans (and really the world) will not tolerate higher energy costs even if in the long run it benefits the earth.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 03/09/2026
Ours - Phillip B. Williams
Ours - Phillip B. Williams

A Black man in white and blue links arms with a Black woman in pink and white. Behind them is a yellow sun like halo
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 03/09/2026
These niggas may beg to differ idk
Broccoloids from the powerpuff girls. Anthropomorphic broccoli with corn husk guns
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 02/09/2026
I be feeling like this goat sometimes too ngl
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 02/09/2026
Article excerpt

The transfer follows calls from European politicians and taxpayer lobbyists to repatriate gold reserves from the US, warning that an unreliable American government under President Donald Trump may otherwise seize them amid growing transatlantic tensions.Article excerpt

The move follows a similar decision by France, which removed all of its gold from the New York Federal Reserve between
July 2025 and January 2026.
François Villeroy de Galhau, the governor of the French central bank at the time, said then that the move was not politically motivated.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 02/09/2026
Anyway, these are the 8 Democrats that voted. They’re all in competitive races for their seat this year lol Per: thehill.com/homenews/hou...
Democratic Reps. Jared Golden (Maine), Vicente Gonzalez (Texas), Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (Wash.), Kathy Castor (Fla.), Henry Cuellar (Texas), Don Davis (N.C.), Darren Soto (Fla.) and Gabe Vasquez (N.M.) all voted for the resolution denouncing socialism, bucking Democratic leadership. Reps. Chrissy Houlahan (D-Pa.) and Maggie Goodlander (D-N.H.) voted present.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 02/09/2026
Wait. The funniest part of this is her pretending she wasn’t fired and that she chose not to go back 😂😂😂
Article excerpt

Gadot seems to be ok with letting go of the role. She said, "For me to go to do another Wonder Woman, I am not sure I would at this point in my life with four children and different schools and all of that. To check out from all of them for such a long period of time, it doesn't work for my life anymore at this point." This does have the vibes of "You can't fire me, I quit!" But at least Gadot realizes it's ok to turn over the tiara to the next generation. She added, "I am so grateful I got the opportunity to wear these boots and have the character be so celebrated. I can only wish whoever is next comes pure to this journey. This character means so much to so many of us. It was never mine. I was always just a vessel."
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
Sony is the one doing the fucking
Judge Judy with pursed lips, holding a phone. She look like she just said some real shit. Like me.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
“I didn’t get to try it for myself, but seems pretty legit” LMFAO $499 toothbrush, btw.
Article excerpt

The CameraJet's main draw is that it's a combination of a toothbrush and a waterpik, which would be interesting on its own. But to kick things up a notch, Dyson has thrown in an Al camera that can actually judge the intervals between your teeth and shoot out water at the moment you pass the gap. This ensures the water goes into those hard-to-reach crevices in order to efficiently clean your teeth.
Dyson says the camera analyzes 28 live images per second, and while I didn't get to test it on real teeth, it did seem to work well on a demo
pair of fake teeth that Dyson let us scrub.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
#NeverForget
Ugovin from HunterxHunter saying, “Okay, who’s dying next?”

In the next shot, he is being buried by Kurapika
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 31/08/2026
Is this how the ring on the show looks? Get this ugly ass shit out my email. I ain’t buying that! 😭😭😭
A “Lanterns” branded steel ring with gold plating and green enamel. It costs $70, and DC tried to sell it to me via email. It’s ugly as sin 😔
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026
Michael Jordan looking incredulous
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026
Byleth with math symbols swirling around her
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026
Ok, but I did enjoy this passage about “loss” as a central theme of life. I strongly agree.
Passage from the book

'I think he's right. I was a psychologist in Montreal before coming here a few years ago. Most of the people came through my door because of a crisis in their lives, and most of those crises boiled down to loss. Loss of a marriage or an important relationship. Loss of security. A job, a home, a parent.
Something drove them to ask for help and to look deep inside themselves.
And the catalyst was often change and loss?
'Are they the same thing?'
'For someone not well skilled at adapting they can be.'
'Loss of control?'
"That's a huge one, of course. Most of us are great with change, as long as it was our idea. But change imposed from the outside can send some people into a tailspin. I think Brother Albert hit it on the head. Life is loss. But out of that, as the book stresses, comes freedom. If we can accept that nothing is permanent, and change is inevitable, if we can adapt, then we're going to be happier people.'
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026
*deep sigh as I read* (this book was written in 2003 by a white Canadian and it takes place in Québéc, but I still cringed at the sentence)
Passage from a book: Myrna laughed. I'm hard to miss. **The only black in Three Pines and not exactly a slip of a woman.'**
'You and T are well matched.' Gamache smiled, rubbing his stomach.
She picked a book out of her pile. 'Have you read this?'
She held a worn copy of Brother Albert's book, Loss. Gamache shook his

The part with asterisks around it is underlined in black
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026
This book
The cover of Still Life by Louise Penny. It depicts a rural looking community with two red farmhouses and a small white church, surrounded by green fields and trees
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 27/08/2026
Key passage, I think.
Knowingly giving material false testimony to Congress is a crime that carries a possible prison sentence, though it is rarely prosecuted.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026
Image from SpongeBob. A hand holds a wanted poster depicting a green fish guy with a scar wearing a distinct blue vest next to a green fish guy with a scar wearing a distinct blue vest…but he has a mustache.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
So the person that dropped $30 wanted someone to be arrested bc their ass was clumsy??
The department soon posted an update that the suspect in question returned the money to the victim, who dropped the charges that they initially intended on pursuing.
Many of the comments on the department's Facebook post mocked the request, saying:
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 23/08/2026
My friend randomly decided she wanted to make ribs today, but the best part is that she decided to do it at her dad’s house. So I get to eat them, AND I didn’t have to help.
Squidward from SpongeBob, standing in the doorway of his house looking happy as FUCK
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 23/08/2026
They claiming genAI wasn’t used in the Spider-Man BND artbook, and yet for some reason, Tom Holland is wearing Tobey Maguire’s Spider-Man 2 costume, Zendaya wearing a size 17 shoe, and the spider emblem on his chest got extra legs. OK!
A page opened from the “The Art of Spider-Man: Brand New Day.” Zendaya looks weird, and Tom Holland is in the wrong fucking costume. It’s some explanation about the scene at the bottom, and that shit looks like AI wrote it too. I’m not gonna bother copying it.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 23/08/2026
Ok, I see. Wikipedia incorrectly says Mediawan owns Lionsgate. Apparently they won a bidding war to purchase them, but I see no confirmation it has gone through, aside from Wikipedia listing it on the LG page and the Mediawan page. That’s so strange. But anyway, you answered my question.
Owners
Divisions
Mediawan
Lionsgate Films
Lionsgate Television
Lionsgate Alternative
Television
Lionsgate Home
Entertainment
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 23/08/2026
Someone in the YT comments of a critic’s video talking about their hands on impressions with Insomniac’s Wolverine game 😭😭😭
SS of YT comment: 
@ryejay88 • 13h ago
This is shaping up to be a good movie on YouTube.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 21/08/2026
Specifics, in case you don’t feel like clicking
• 8-oz. glass jars containing "Gangothri Goat
Pickle"
• 8-oz. glass jars containing "Gangothri
Gongura Goat Pickle"
• 8-oz. glass jars containing "Gangothri
Chicken Pickle"
• 8-oz. glass jars containing "Gangothri
Gongura Chicken Pickle"
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 20/08/2026
oh, there’s a typo in there, but before you attack me, I want you to know that I can spell masochist, and there was no red line there telling me I typoed 😔
oh, there's a typo in there. Masocist

PROOF!
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