Urban @urban.bsky.social · 18hI think there is a dude living on the back patio of the Casino in the park by my house but I’m afraid to approach in case I am misunderstanding 130
Urban @urban.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Good news for the people wondering what the most annoying the next shit will be 040
Urban @urban.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I fear that Glee may have been worth it for the acappella version of teenage Dream 060
Urban @urban.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I know Kellyoke is over but I neeeed to hear her sing Heads Will Roll by Yeah Yeah Yeahs 020
Urban @urban.bsky.social · 13/10/2026My apologies, I hadn't realized that the "architecture reviews" of a concrete circle on the ground were so positive 040
Urban @urban.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Weird to have to guess that your son was with a woman to whom he was engaged for six years 090
Urban @urban.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The Trump Administration's loss is Universal Orlando Halloween Horror Nights' gain 040
Urban @urban.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Guilfoyle would be smart to resign now as there are still a few weeks until Halloween to go back to her old job as a haunted house scare actor 030
Reposted by UrbanAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I left x despite having a large following bc I don’t want to make free content for the world’s wealthiest racist. It’s not worth it to me. 1389343928
Urban @urban.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Weird that White House press secretaries don't work out when Trump knows the exact qualifications he is looking for 031
Reposted by UrbanJohn Trupin @johntrupin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Nothing could’ve prepared me for the ad read of the century from the Brewers radio broadcast after that Christian Yelich go-ahead single: 551025311
Urban @urban.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Is the White House list of qualifications for a Press Secretary just like ✅ blonde end of list 1132
Urban @urban.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Is this a White House press briefing or a Tim Robinson sketch 160
Urban @urban.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Happy Holidays, here's a dry italian cake they baked in like March 110
Urban @urban.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Just read a list of fun food gifts for the Holidays and one of them was a $120 panettone 240
Urban @urban.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I read this book over and over as a kid, and not just because of how cute Brian was on the cover 2100
Urban @urban.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I'm so sorry for how much I make fun of Kimberly Guilfoyle, I know it must have been growing up when your dad is the Babadook 060
Urban @urban.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Maybe that little shop in Brooklyn only sold cursed objects and Kelly Clarkson dodged a bullet 140
Urban @urban.bsky.social · 12/10/2026When I think of insect movies for children, I think Woody Allen 010
Urban @urban.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I'm glad we have Indigenous Peoples' Day but I just didn't know so many people were made of hardened magma 120
Urban @urban.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Happy Thanksgiving Canada! America is probably going to annex Alberta while you're all sleepy from too much Turkey later. 071
Urban @urban.bsky.social · 12/10/2026If you need some quiet alone time today, consider going to see Digger since there is no way anyone else will be there 020
Urban @urban.bsky.social · 12/10/2026You can still make the old formula - just buy one of the current Four Lokos and mix it 50/50 with pure cocaine 030
Urban @urban.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Every single night I’m in my cuck chair sitting right My Jos. A. Bank suit is so tight I constantly lose, I feel like Ted Cruz 040
