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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag

@upstartjuggler.bsky.social
24 followers 10 following 69 posts

The dysfunctional alter ego of an otherwise decent tightrope walker. Essentially a kitchen-waste bin for everything that is wrong with him.

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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tautologists of the world, unite together!
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To Hell with all you anaemic, self-absorbed 'poets' with zero humanity, housed in your academic settings, writing 'verse'. #poetry #art
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The nightmares only stop, when you stop dreaming. #love
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#Trump and #Musk are emotionally and sexually crippled by their spiritual emptiness.
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The past and the present are woven together and often united with the future: and your #subconscious knows none of them. Keep the gap to your subconscious wide open: unsealed. Never stop daydreaming – it’s the quickest route to the #muse. #love #art #philosophy
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There is a place in between #breakdown and #breakthrough, where, if you take the time to look around, there may be a chance to patch together some of those #memories of #love and #loss. #Happiness is brief. #Loneliness has endless variations. And no one is immune. #Love the ones you're with.
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We must not wait to love one another. #love
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nonsense is the only truth. #nonsense #love #art
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Beautiful, man.
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If the portrait you're painting isn't tearing you apart, you must be doing something wrong. #art #MyArt
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Love is a fragile plant. Love changes. Love left. I left love. Did I really love? I don’t know. What is love? #love
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The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
REPOST if you initially lift up your wide-open dishwasher door with either foot so you can then easily reach it by hand without bending down.
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Snowy doesn't have a dog.
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What's the difference between Tintin and Snowy? #Tintin #Snowy
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It was so windy today, one of my chickens laid the same egg, THREE times. #art #love #chickens
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
We all construct a past for ourselves, out of bits and pieces we pick up here and there; and how true that imagined past is - it doesn't really matter. If you built it, that's what your past is. #love
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The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
On this day in 1971, John Lennon flew from Heathrow to New York City. He never set foot on British soil again.
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The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Che bello. Including rennet, an enzyme extracted from the fourth stomach lining of slaughtered, unweaned calves. Buon appetito.
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Civilisation can be reduced to one word, 'Welcome'. #Love
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This world is an inhospitable, hostile place - but human absurdity is engaging. #Love #philosophy #observations #art #hashtags
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Stone drag.
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Make cabbage lasagne with crisp green salad and crusty bread. Not war. #love #art #cuisine
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The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
That 'ice-cold bunch of land' down there was never under Argentinian governorship. First they were a Spanish colony, then a French colony, and then a British colony. Before the Spanish it was a penguin colony. #Malvinas #Falklands #ENGARG
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The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Actually, #Viking boats were driven by both oars AND sails. Large square sails were used over long-distances - but oars were essential in the doldrums, calm winds, navigating narrow rivers, and carrying out surprise raids along the coast. So, you know...
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The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Science might one day produce an answer to being dead. #Widdecombe
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Probably.
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
He who plays with fire sometimes sheds light on situations. #love #art #philosophy
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The Beatles. #Beatles
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The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Animals have eyes, hearts, livers and faces, etc., just like you and me. People who eat meat and fish don’t seem to care. You – don’t appear to care. Just one of the things wrong with this world – but one of the things you could actually do something about, if you weren’t so weak and bone-idle.
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The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
What better way to display my @noscoredraws.com World Cup 2026 Wallchart than on my paint-mapped, dining room wall.
World Cup 2026 Wallchart featuring 'Wonky Poorly Doodled World Cup Football Players and Nonsense by Alex & Sian' pinned to a paint-mapped wall awaiting treatment and replastering.
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The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Last night, at around 21.45 I witnessed a frond on my Boston fern, actually having a growth spurt - this lasted about 5 seconds and it left the frond briefly bouncing in what I can only assume was childlike eukaryotic excitement.
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
When people are unreasonable - surely that’s the time to be even more reasonable. #love
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Mawkish sentimentality and tyranny have a natural affinity – they’re two sides of a counterfeit coin. #love #art #philosophy
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
You're a lady? I'm a man! You're supposed to understand
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I want to talk about the moon - it's a subject ladies never tire of.
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It's more interesting and exciting to stand out from the crowd, than it is to stand in it. #art #love
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
If you have any influence over this woman, you’d advise her to keep her skirts clean.
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Sometimes you have to lie to tell a truth - but the truth can take many different forms, depending on how you look at it. #art #love
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
An erstwhile friend of mine used to do some work for Samaritans. She wanted to help people so much, but she ended up needing help herself. Sadly for Sweet William, a little compassion led to a lot of sorrow and I haven’t been able to see her since. #LOVE
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The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
When the artistic bar of social media has been lowered to the point of dull meaninglessness - the only retribution is to restore those standards lost to laziness and convenience. Hello, #Bluesky.
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The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Post your top 10 opera of all time Verdi: Otello (1887) Verdi: Don Carlos (1867) Verdi: La traviata (1853) Wagner: Tristan und Isolde (1865) Puccini: Tosca (1900) Puccini: La bohème (1896) Verdi: Il trovatore (1853) Verdi: Rigoletto (1851) Bellini: Norma (1831) Donizetti: Lucia di Lammermoor (1835)
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The past and the present are woven together and often united with the future, and your subconscious knows none of them - the gap to your subconscious is wide open, unsealed. Tha'ts why I never stop daydreaming, #Bluesky – it’s the quickest route to the muse. #art
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
78 today. #BrianEno #Eno
Brian Eno photographed by Michael Putland, 1972. Blacl feathered glam shot.
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Birth is a little like death – both times you don’t know where you’re going. #art
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The Great Valerio 🕶 @thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Repost if you can hear the brass bells of a Rotary phone ringing from an American #1950s Western Electric 500 telephone landline, when brushing your teeth with a #Braun #Oral-B iO Series 10.
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Often, when we share a burden - the burden feels heavier. #racism #photography #breakfastcrew #nsfw #physics #art #birds #nature #aiイラスト #aiart #eck #pinks #science #섹블 #hashtags
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Pessimism and aggression personified. #Trump #Goya #Saturn #art
Donald Trump as Saturn in 'Saturn Devouring His Son', a painting by Spanish artist Francisco Goya - one of the 14 so-called Black Paintings that Goya painted directly on the walls of his house some time between 1820 and 1823.
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Dr. Benjamin Uproar of Bag @upstartjuggler.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Desolate days, when you feel worthless and tangled up in blue - days when things appear to change too hurriedly. Connections are unsustainable and the whole kit and caboodle is non-refundable. Everything can be substituted. Impermanence gives rise to isolation, I expect. Kiss my #hashtags
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