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Paul Whiffer

@upperrankskank.bsky.social
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*Plays Shapeshifter by Lorde at the orgy* 📍 Bellingham, WA 🔞 NSFW *********************** Hole Savant. AuDHD. General ne’er do well. *********************** In This House: -🚫🧊 -FREE 🍉 -ARM THE DOLLS -BLM ✊🏾 -🖕🏼AI ***********************

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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 18h
Ahh. The first #fcf of #cocktober Help me celebrate!! . . . . . #gay #cock #penis #hardon #boner #hairy #bush #cut
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God I love October 🖤🧡💛🎃💛🧡🖤
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Vacant Nook It sure is 😭😭😭
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hopping on this trend 🫠🥲🙃
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DMLPHOTOGUY📸 @dmlphotoguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hmm… do I go with the oak or the walnut? Such tuff choices on this #humpday ⚰️
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🦇 HORROR EDITION 🩸
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was going to take a nut vid and then I got so horny and distracted by my rock hard dong that forgot to take the nut vid. -The E True Hollywood Story.
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Morning! Hope you like pancakes. 🥞 . . . . . . #humpday #gay #ass #eatme #bro
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
💥
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F.A.M.T by Tove Lo on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 3:13
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do you like my antiques??? . . . . . . #gay #mcm #penis #cock #boner #antiques #collectibles #b&w #hairy #bush
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This one jfc ❤️‍🔥🤤😵‍💫😍❤️‍🔥
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Carly Rae Jensen is doing what Taylor Swift thinks she’s doing.
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Amalfi Coast by Carly Rae Jepsen on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 2:59
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of the things I don’t like about Bellingham is how ghosty the scene is. I haven’t had sex in a long ass time because no one ever wants to commit to meeting. Please im just a pole that needs a home. 🥺
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Are you RED-y for some soft cock on this fine Saturday? . . . . . . #scs #gay #bush #softie #penis #cock
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emmet wild @emmetwild.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sloppy slimy boy sex with my bro, raise ur hand if you like watching Big Bro slurp PENIS 🤚 @boywithaboner.bsky.social
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here we are again, sluts . . . . . . #fcf #cock #boner #hardon #penis #bator #hairy #slut
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pit & Tit #gay #pit #nip #thirstythirsday
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Call me FJ @fjulien.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HARD GOON TIME
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How me and this wake and bake about to be.
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mornin bro. Grab a cup of coffee and watch the rain with me. We ain’t leavin’ the bed today. 🌧️ ☕️ . . . . . . #gay #ass #humpday #coffee
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ve battled addiction and chronic illness for years. In high school I was bulimic and while I’m not anymore I cannot override the thought that my body isn’t correct. I’ve beaten myself down pretty bad and for me it takes everything to post a photo like this and not be angry with myself.
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Logan Paul trying to hype us up to go die for Israel is like the worst Make a Wish I've ever seen.
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can’t wait for this
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Serial Mom: Pussy Willow with Kathleen Turner
ALT: Serial Mom: Pussy Willow with Kathleen Turner
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
if you don't support trans rights, you are a loser
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wasn’t soft very often today..Any volunteers to clean this up? #gay #cum #cumshot #scs
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bathroom work jerk for #fcf . . . . . #gay #cock #penis #boner #bator #bathroomselfie
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No’eau Aitonui/Heiani Mareva Hoata @mudaship39.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Hayley Williams’ pre-show playlist now features all former Ed Sheeran tour support: Macklemore, FINNEAS, Lukas Graham, Beoga, and Aaron Rowe.”
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Starting #OnePiece
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hi 🥰 . . . . #gay #pits
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Having some tub trouble. Can someone come over and check my pipes? #woodmorning #humpday #gay #ass #hole #bathroomselfie #nude #butt #cheeks #feet #nsfw
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Boycott Ed Sheeran!!” Oh we are miles ahead of you, babe.
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My ancestors watching me be the first in my family to have to worry about what thirst trap to post on what day sorry fam
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Need community assistance. Wtf do we post on Tuesday? Is that Toesday? Toolsday? Toyotathon? Help.
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
*HEAVY BREATHING*
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Orville Peck’s Coming Home | Playgirl
Upon the release of 'Mule,' Orville Peck reflects on his sobriety journey, songwriting, and why cowboys are so sexy.
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My baby lives in shades of blue. 💙 . . . . . . #fcf #boner #bator #pubes #penis #gay #cock #erection
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Midnight watch. #DontTellMomTheBabysittersDead
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jackalchemise @jackalchemise.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
SKULL FUCKERS! Each original drawing is 11 x 14 inches, marker on paper. $75 + shipping each. DM if interested in making a purchase
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here. #buffy #coffee #gay #nude #cock #bator #goodmorning #thirstythursday
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“Suck on my balls, pause.” #humpday #hole #hairy #balls #gay #bator #cock
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not someone who made their entire image about bringing down other people having an opinion that bringing down other people is fine.
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
True Life: I’m autistic and survived folding a microfiber cloth.
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup but immediately after that is taking a massive bong rip and furiously cranking your hog. . . . . . . #Coffee #Cream #MorningWood #Naked #Gay #Cock #Bator #Bush #Penis
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In a kissing beautiful boys drought. 😞
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Blurry but I still kinda like it. Do you like it?? Happy #humpday 🤪 . . . . #gay #ass #nuts #balls #hole
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Friday is the fat that wears the cock. #fcf #penis #boner #erection #bator #gay #cock
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Watching this absolute unit of a foreign film. #TheOrphanage
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This one, every time. 🥵
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Happy #TexasChainsawMassacre Day to all who celebrate. This shot of Teri McMinn walking up to the house is one of my favorite shots in horror.
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