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Paul Whiffer

@upperrankskank.bsky.social
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*Plays Shapeshifter by Lorde at the orgy* 📍 Bellingham, WA 🔞 NSFW *********************** Hole Savant. AuDHD. General ne’er do well. *********************** In This House: -🚫🧊 -FREE 🍉 -ARM THE DOLLS -BLM ✊🏾 -🖕🏼AI ***********************

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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Black hole sun, wontcha come. #humpday #hole #gay #hairy #ass #balls #taint
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yall know how to make a guy feel rock hard and blessed. Thanks for tagging along, sluts. 🥰❤️
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ford Escape
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
For the girls, for the gays. #AmericanPsycho #Horrorsky
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Michael should’ve have been nominated for an Oscar. This Jim Carrey meets Buster Keaton performance is an actual masterclass in character acting. #Beetlejuice #Horrorsky #MichaelKeaton
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Rob Bottin being the greatest SFX artist for a minute and a half. #TheThing #Horrorsky #sfx #JohnCarpenter
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Down.
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🎶 Staring at the blank page before you. Open up the dirty window. 🎶 #humpday #gay #hairy #ass
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Declined?? Baby it won’t stop going through. #gay #facecard
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
💦
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Halloween movie month continues with one of my favorite “I didn’t say it was good, I said I liked it” movies. #ThirteenGhosts #Halloween #Horror
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ahh. The first #fcf of #cocktober Help me celebrate!! . . . . . #gay #cock #penis #hardon #boner #hairy #bush #cut
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God I love October 🖤🧡💛🎃💛🧡🖤
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🦇 HORROR EDITION 🩸
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Morning! Hope you like pancakes. 🥞 . . . . . . #humpday #gay #ass #eatme #bro
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do you like my antiques??? . . . . . . #gay #mcm #penis #cock #boner #antiques #collectibles #b&w #hairy #bush
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh this??
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
✂️
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Are you RED-y for some soft cock on this fine Saturday? . . . . . . #scs #gay #bush #softie #penis #cock
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here we are again, sluts . . . . . . #fcf #cock #boner #hardon #penis #bator #hairy #slut
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pit & Tit #gay #pit #nip #thirstythirsday
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How me and this wake and bake about to be.
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mornin bro. Grab a cup of coffee and watch the rain with me. We ain’t leavin’ the bed today. 🌧️ ☕️ . . . . . . #gay #ass #humpday #coffee
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ayyyyyy!!! 😍🖤
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ve battled addiction and chronic illness for years. In high school I was bulimic and while I’m not anymore I cannot override the thought that my body isn’t correct. I’ve beaten myself down pretty bad and for me it takes everything to post a photo like this and not be angry with myself.
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Snuggly pets are the best 💖
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wasn’t soft very often today..Any volunteers to clean this up? #gay #cum #cumshot #scs
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bathroom work jerk for #fcf . . . . . #gay #cock #penis #boner #bator #bathroomselfie
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Starting #OnePiece
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hi 🥰 . . . . #gay #pits
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Having some tub trouble. Can someone come over and check my pipes? #woodmorning #humpday #gay #ass #hole #bathroomselfie #nude #butt #cheeks #feet #nsfw
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My baby lives in shades of blue. 💙 . . . . . . #fcf #boner #bator #pubes #penis #gay #cock #erection
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Midnight watch. #DontTellMomTheBabysittersDead
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here. #buffy #coffee #gay #nude #cock #bator #goodmorning #thirstythursday
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“Suck on my balls, pause.” #humpday #hole #hairy #balls #gay #bator #cock
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup but immediately after that is taking a massive bong rip and furiously cranking your hog. . . . . . . #Coffee #Cream #MorningWood #Naked #Gay #Cock #Bator #Bush #Penis
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m ready!
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Blurry but I still kinda like it. Do you like it?? Happy #humpday 🤪 . . . . #gay #ass #nuts #balls #hole
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Friday is the fat that wears the cock. #fcf #penis #boner #erection #bator #gay #cock
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Watching this absolute unit of a foreign film. #TheOrphanage
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Happy #TexasChainsawMassacre Day to all who celebrate. This shot of Teri McMinn walking up to the house is one of my favorite shots in horror.
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hope you’re all enjoying this happy day of fat cocks. #fcf #gay #cock #bator
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I also write poetry! Here’s one of the latest for a collection I’m working on. #poetry #queerpoetry
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Full cheese mode for #humpday 🤪 #gay #ass
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Paul Whiffer @upperrankskank.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Happy #fcf skanks #gay ##cock #boner #bator
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