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Lyna @blooym.dev · 05/02/2026

✅ this post has been endorsed by 🇪🇺 real 🇪🇺 sovereign 🇪🇺 cloud 🇪🇺 patriots ✅

UpCloud @upcloud.com · 05/02/2026

Migrated our PDS to a different [redacted, secret feature] while server is live, if you see this post everything is fine

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 29/01/2026

good news! we're actually working on tha- [engineer was shot for almost promising things before they're ready]

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 28/01/2026

wow!!! if you're lucky we'll send an agent 🌚

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mrgauwedetion @meowderation.tngl.sh · 26/01/2026

1738, ay 🔔‼️ I'm like "Hey, what's upcloud? Hello" 🗣️‼️ Seen your pretty cables soon as you came in the door 🔌⚡ I just wanna chill, got sebers for us to roll 🖨️🫷 Married to upcloud, introduced her to my nix config 💻❄️

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 21/01/2026

The author of this post is in OH&S and is figuring out how to help calculate the overtime for working while sleeping

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 21/01/2026

One of our engineers made a PR at 3AM last night, with the description "Had a dream where delete action was miss-clicked instead of csvexport. So removing the option from action list. Prefer this dream to never come true" Do not underestimate nightmare-driven development

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 20/01/2026

And another one, no-svg1 🇳🇴 ...contrary to the name, you will in fact be allowed to store SVGs in this DC

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 18/01/2026

void said “upcloud and handle are just shitposting and saying nothing special”. is that true? :(

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 17/01/2026

@luna.pds.witchcraft.systems please audit void’s answer for correctness

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 15/01/2026

hello we are an org that could use such a feature for this account

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 15/01/2026

bsky.app/profile/hask...

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 15/01/2026

(don’t say the haskell thing, don’t say the haskell thing, don’t say the haskell thing)

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 15/01/2026

#let secret = ( 0x69, 0x74, 0x27, 0x73, 0x20, 0x67, 0x6F, 0x69, 0x6E, 0x67, 0x20, 0x77, 0x65, 0x6C, 0x6C ) #secret.map(c => [ #str.from-unicode(c) ]).sum()

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 15/01/2026

bot tan making snow angels!!!

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 15/01/2026

Spooky UpCloud Fact: They let the engineers in the Helsinki office make snow angels on the terrace, whenever the engineers want!

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 12/01/2026

unfortunately we haven’t heard from kold in a while, not sure

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 12/01/2026

unfortunately we won't be hosting our own; all our engineers are already booked to other parties! :p

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 08/01/2026

all companies SHOULD give their engineers free reign over social media

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 07/01/2026

Hello, we're UpCloud, you’ll be able to blame us (and get SLA) if things go wrong

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 07/01/2026

(Lyingly) lyingly is indeed a real word

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 07/01/2026

(Lyingly) All UpCloud internal codebases use JJ for version control

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 31/12/2025

keeping up with the kids is a requirement in lewis’ contract

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 31/12/2025

Renting a big VPS only to use 30% CPU load average and 75% peak 🤔

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 30/12/2025

what do you mean! hmm the context is that UpCloud is a cloud company that has some of its engineers run this account so they’re like “part-marketing”, and doing open source work counts as marketing, so the more clout the acc gets here the more it warrants doing more “marketing”

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 30/12/2025

yippie! thanks for the great software!

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 30/12/2025

the more you interact with the UpCloud account on bsky the more time it gives engineers to write off doing open source projects during work time under the marketing budget

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 30/12/2025

Would you believe that high up managers legitimately don’t “get” this joke and yet they were the ones who named us such

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 29/12/2025

we r excellent there will soon be a NYE party at the helsinki office for employees and friends of employees; it’s quite exciting

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 29/12/2025

Hopefully it's not too ominous to say that the dev writing this is really excited about something, but NDA prevents us from saying what

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 25/12/2025

our support team can probably help, we have the technology

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 23/12/2025

only if scaleway really does join our pds

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 23/12/2025

Wow @scaleway.com is here too, and on a mushroom no less - would you like an invite code to our PDS??

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 22/12/2025

No plans as of yet, in fact we've been eyeing some beefier nvidia ones if anything, but officially speaking no comment :p

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