Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Cottagecore flower crown lesbians are just the queer version of trad libertarian homesteaders and tap into the same deeply American impulse 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Starting now, you are no longer allowed to be cringe on the internet. The first 40 years was practice. 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026In the mind of the gay Republican Donald Trump is a queer Professor X. Fascinating stuff. 011
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I'm very relieved the joker movie 2 flopped. I can't take another movie in joker world. 000
Reposted by SpencerBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I had become accustomed to thinking that a viral post on Bluesky was 4000 likes but every day for the past week I’ve seen something like this that has 27,000 602591225
Reposted by SpencerV. I. Lenin @livinglenin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Willy-nilly, those bitter words come to mind—the proletariat will achieve socialism despite the socialists. 113322
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Got kicked out of my third anarchist book club for roughhousing. We'll see who's ready when the revolution comes. 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026KING SOLOMON: truly, she is the true mother, for no mother would let her child be cleft in twain THE SUPER CHILL REAL MOM WHO WAS JUST KIND OF DOWN FOR WHATEVER: damn 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Working a grave and then getting your blood pumped is actually a pretty decent substitute for lobotomy 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I was banned from the county hobbyhorsing league for chemical enhancement 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 16/05/2026People who exclusively play DnD are the liberals of the TTRPG world and that's the god honest truth 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Vote for me if you want every small business owner sent to a gulag 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026What does 'fuckin A' mean? I want to start using it but I'm kind of nervous 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Every spiritual belief is literally true because nobody would lie to me like that 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Bitches will look you in the eyes and tell you they're omnisexual. I'm sorry if that was omniphobic, I'll delete this if you want 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Gonna become the unibomber but for private charter schools 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Form fitting boob pockets on superheroes in the year 2026 is absurd 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Detransitioning now, I started transitioning for clout and it didn't work at all 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Is unironically laughing at a humorous Norman Rockwell painting a sign of sophistication or am I just washed 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I'd say that Michael B Jordan should get Oscar noms in both leading and supporting actor for Sinners 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I hope being trans and having a girlfriend doesn't affect my trucel status 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 10/01/2026I think the goal here is to be just passable enough that cis people don't suspect anything and just clocky enough that queer people know something's going on 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 05/01/2026I occasionally get the urge to straighten out people's crooked septum piercing like a bow tie 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Anyone who refers to themselves as an "elder millennial" is an enemy of the revolution 010
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I actually died for the sins of man and rose from the dead on the third day too but nobody noticed 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 30/12/2025I feel like estrogen is unlocking the dormant yoga instructor phenotype that'll hit when I'm about 35 010
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Rather strange how oldest, middle, and youngest children all have victim complexes about it 010
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 18/11/2025I don't have seasonal depression, but I do have a perfectly reasonable response to the worst season of the year 010
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Due to recent evidence, I am no longer pro-fracking. My years of fracking activism are over, I'm sorry if this upsets anyone 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 26/10/2025It has come to my attention that skinny white tgirls are the most oppressed class in society 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 21/10/2025That's it, I'm going back to Sub-Saharan Africa. 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 20/10/2025For a monthly fee I will incorporate stupid looking sunglasses into my personal brand. 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 11/10/2025I would sacrifice myself on the alter of not harshing the vibe 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 05/10/2025"Send this to any autistic lesbians you kno-" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 02/10/2025People who read dark romance but have vanilla sex with their husband are like revolutionaries who read marx but dont actually do anything 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I would be quite miserable as a clam actually 000
Reposted by Spencerbeetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2025I wrote this simple outline to help webcomic artists come up with jokes 694335597
Reposted by SpencerAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 27/08/2025Had a beautiful day talking to anarchists. Every single one of you has a different political project in mind and I think that’s beautiful. Confusing. But compels me. Goodnight 3184540
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Should I grow a beard and donate it to tboys in need yes or no 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Some people contain fewer multitudes than others 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 26/07/2025The sad thing about being on the periphery of Magic the Gathering fandom is that whenever I see MTG, I think they're talking about Marjorie Taylor Green 010
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 21/07/2025I'll vote for whomever I have to, but if I have to vote Gavin Newsom for president I'm meeting the exit poll with a loaded gun. 010
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Turns out Noem Chomsky interviews are an excellent sleep aid 010
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 27/06/2025How many slurs do I have to say before I'm the leftist Joe Rogan? 000
Spencer @untraceablespencer.bsky.social · 22/06/2025What I wouldn't give for the voice of a Midwestern butch 000
