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UnstableGooseYear

@unstablemongoose.bsky.social
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Longing for a return to the days when my school's coach castrated a bull as a motivational display.

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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Holly sends her regards Arch, you fuckstick
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is why things are so much better over here as the Mississippi State Charles De Gaulle. Just waiting for the regime to fall and eating crumpets while hollering about the jug and other games I’m not a party to.
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That was a terrible play call. Sellers broke two tackles but that blocking scheme put four guys on him.
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh OK that wasn’t nearly as bad a miss on that possible INT with the north/south camera on replay. Odd place to put the ball there.
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Overturning that is crazy work unless there’s an angle they didn’t show on the broadcast.
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JUUUUUUUUG
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Really not liking my program being so morally bankrupt that I can’t cheer for our generational quarterback against Bama.
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Vibes are always off on this subject on this site because of a certain high-profile Coloradan Crockett dead-ender.
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m not modifying a line, but I’m inserting Olivia muttering “Fuck!” under her breath the moment she meets Cesario.
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh my god Penn Steak you did WHAT?
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did Arch ask Claude where the line of scrimmage is or something?
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of the funniest things she could do is complete the Sufjan Stevens project as a flex
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Crowdsourcing my next drink at this well-stocked sports bar.
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Watching this baseball game with my little brother who decided to become a Cubs fan when he was 9 purely to be annoying.
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shattered Worlds: Revan, Surik, and the Politics of Culpability in the Aftermath of Malachor V
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We need a new Outlaw Country song called Choosing Texarkana.
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whoa is Shaq who they had to change the bestiality rules for?
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Have awesome birthday plans but have to drive two hours and then do them alone due to some emergency cancellations.
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BYU and Maryland face off in the White People Taco Night Classic
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Vin Quadrinaros (son of the late Ben) returns in Fast and Furious: Ord Mantell
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Texas back?
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Every week 2 game is drunk. Glorious.
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s going to be super dramatic when Mateer reveals those Wolverine claws that ortho guy implanted and disembowels a linebacker in the fourth quarter.
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The last time the SEC publicly lied about whether or not a school broke conference rules it was Slive saying that Mississippi State had reported Auburn for the Newton thing and not just the CYA report against Cecil. The difference there is that Slive told a believable lie with good timing.
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What if Bryce Underwood is like Goku, and that every time you nearly kill his career, he suddenly gets good at passing?
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Watching Baylor-Auburn and I am begging teams with questionable or bad QBs to stop throwing timing routes over the middle.
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just caught up to the Nick Marsh catch and what the fuck?
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Alternatively: Lunch-n-Learn of Rock
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tennis people, who should I be rooting for in the Open?
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rising interest rates stop FSU from making a coaching change > Deion to UNC
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
John le Carré, “The Uncle Who Worked at Nintendo”
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.
The Marvel vs Capcom 2 character select screen is going to take you for a ride. Bonus alt text video link: https://youtu.be/sSBjMyeWrsA
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Erik is 100% right on this, remember the story about McAfee trashing the staff on Gameday and the VP personally intervening to protect his special boy?
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Was playing Battletech while I had another window open helping a friend do something in FFXIV, I am either dying instantly or solving the Alexandrian crisis in a couple of hours in the crossover event that no one asked for or needed.
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Difficult to get anything done from home today with the Internet completely giving out every 10 minutes.
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The most popular two at wedding receptions for complete whiffs on this are Hey Ya and Isn’t She Lovely (I will give Catholics a pass on the latter because the relative prominence of future children in the ceremony means it could pass as a strong hint rather than missing the point)
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
There is a logical throughline here if we go back to the “Prince is the only man to have ever been gay for women” joke/observation, because the Umbrella performance is insanely Prince-coded.
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Manifesting a Cavs/Sixers playoff series next year that I will call the Haters’ Feast
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
youtu.be/29wsnvgwh5U?...
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DreamGirl - Lonely Island ft. Norah Jones [official music video]
YouTube video by TylerWestProductions
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Shout out to @hulcricket.bsky.social for convincing me there were no medals for the last person into the lifeboat and I needed to take my invite already.
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
New waitress at old haunt just turbofucked my order and trying to find a polite way to tell her that she has some menu items confused before she does it to someone who’s going to boomer out on her over it.
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Luke @dukeluke.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Saddam Hussein hiding place meme, but it's a picture of Messi instead of Saddam. / Meme do esconderijo de Saddam Hussein, mas com uma foto do Messi em vez do Saddam.
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
School panicked because they thought 9/11 2 was going to happen in 2002 and cancelled a field trip to Memphis last minute, pocketed the money and took the kids to see Tuck Everlasting instead. That movie was unwashed ass and they only gave us half a day out of class to go to the matinee.
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Are the Brits addicted to trying to park the bus on 1-0 late in tournaments or something?
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Fucked up that there are a million songs about love but only one about being an Angel Witch by the band Angel Witch on the album Angel Witch.
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Colin Farrell has a performance review in a city that he doesn’t like very much.
“Describe Your Favorite Movie As Boring (sic) As Possible”
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Holy fuck it looks like Italy made the Cup after all
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UnstableGooseYear @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Half a world away, the writer doing the next Gundam series just had to throw the first draft in the trash.
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