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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Too early to tell if it worked but I just changed my content setting on tubi to only allow content up to Pg-13 or its equivalent in hopes it will reduce the total volume of sports gambling casino “win real money download now” ads I’m subjected to
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just noticed that you can export Dressmaker dresses (as .dress files, cute) but I have absolutely no idea what for
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TetroniMike 🏳️‍🌈 @tetronimike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got a good grade in teeth 🦷 ✅
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Kerstin Hall @kerstinhall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Radiant Star is on special, let’s go!
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Read "Radiant Star" by Ann Leckie available from Rakuten Kobo. Space opera's sharpest mind returns to the world of the Imperial Radch in this brilliant standalone from award-winning a...
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There are aspects of Dressmaker - piecing garments together by hanging them off a mannequin, it doesn’t seem to matter what order you sew seams, pinning lace but never having to stitch it in place, etc - that are obvious concessions to making a fun game vs a realistic simulation. However:
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have never actually seen the Cider House Rules and it is kind of blowing my mind that it took until 2026 for me to learn that its main theme song is the “Pure Michigan” commercial song
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have mostly enjoyed borrowing ebooks from the library to read on my kobo but all of a sudden the library is offering me some format of ebook other than the usual one that apparently can’t be opened unless I inflict an adobe product onto my innocent ereader
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok so Lolita was whatever but I’ve been reading Nabokov’s Pale Fire and it is a delight for sickos, I am hooting AND hollering in a literary way, this guy Kinbote reaches ever more impressive heights of making someone else‘s tender, personal art all about himself in a spectacularly unhinged manner
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Another way to commemorate 9/11 would be to not do any of this
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The king's adviser is actually a nice guy:
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
it’s incredibly difficult to talk someone who’s in out of believing it because they are already convinced that “the establishment” is the one lying to them. Somehow anything from “big pharma” will always be the cynical cash grab, never their favorite supplements. (Those are “natural” of course)
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeah
Close up of a page from “the Brothers Karamazov,” highlighted text reads “Well, good-bye — I’m very upset and will certainly lose my mind.”
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeah
Close up of a page from “the Brothers Karamazov,” highlighted text reads “Well, good-bye — I’m very upset and will certainly lose my mind.”
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nat / bird king @ play my yuri vn @birdking.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🪻🪻🪻 📸: @allyspock.bsky.social #Cosplay #TheLastUnicorn
me cosplaying as lady amalthea from the last unicorn, reclining on a stonework balcony of the washington national cathedral. i have one knee up and am looking wistfully down at a sprig of purple flowers that match my dress. a basket of more purple flowers rests on the ground beside me. the rest of the cathedral architecture is visible behind me.

i'm wearing a silver wig and a long, lavender off-the-shoulder dress with lacing down the front. the fabric has a blue color-shift to make it look more magical.
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m seeing an equal number of “get ai! for your business!“ ads and “ai sucks sign our petition or whatever” ads on YouTube today, an interesting development
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sunset visitor 斜陽過客 | Prove You're Human - Wishlist Now! @sunsetvisitor.studio · 20/08/2026
1000xRESIST is OUT NOW on Nintendo Switch 2. After all the compromises made on Switch 1, this feels like a full circle moment. PC quality, high resolutions, and haptics have come to the portable experience.
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Went mad and added several physical books to my library hold list, in addition to the existing ebook holds. Now to wait and see how many of them become available all at once.
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I was pulling weeds while it was overcast and it was of course still labor, but generally tolerable, even satisfying because I was making the garden look nicer. Now the sun is out and I’m dying. I hate gardening and being outside. (The temperature is essentially the same)
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The new genshin update somehow lead to me spending several minutes on stream analyzing the hotness of a feminine humanoid animal enemy, a sentence i genuinely never would have predicted having reason to say
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 12/08/2026
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deli 🍓 @deliciest.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
dude i don't even know how chatgpt looks like
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’m so happy I don’t have to see any more ads trying to make the argument that misogyny is when you say a woman’s policy ideas are bad
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K. Wroten 🍏 @jukeboxcomix.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I can relate to classicists who are disappointed the thing about Odysseus making a special marriage bed wasn’t in the movie because my favorite thing, Odysseus hiding the stake that blinds Polyphemus in a pile of shit (so that it was absolutely covered in shit), also didn’t make it into the movie
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I wish filling out my ballot would somehow make it so I am excused from having to view any further campaign advertisements til at least the end of the week
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Can’t help but wonder now if Hank Green being reliant on gen AI for “research” had anything to do with that video about knitting that made every knitter so furious a few months ago
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It’s so unfair that I’m really tired just because I stayed up way too late for no reason the night before
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Regrettably the film does not make it clear whether or not the stick was dipped in sheep poop prior to the blinding
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Regrettably the film does not make it clear whether or not the stick was dipped in sheep poop prior to the blinding
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The main thing I retained from studying the Odyssey in high school lit was that the cyclops was blinded with a stick covered in poop. Like the text was very specific about that, and/or the teacher made sure to point it out. Is that part in the movie? Don’t actually tell me I want to be surprised.
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Mike Piontek @robotspacer.online · 29/07/2026
Earlier we saw a billboard that said "Big Truck Lawyers" and now I can't stop thinking about a Transformers × Ace Attorney crossover
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Is it possible to be bad at playing Universal Paperclips because I’ve had it running since yesterday but apparently it’s supposed to only take 6-8 hours to complete
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
There’s too many tbh. “Everyone! Shut up and listen to me, Bender!” Is up there. Followed by “Perhaps, some Egyptians believe,” “you were doing well until everyone died,” and many others.
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
When I was in Italy months ago I got separated from my group in the Vatican museums and kept getting distracted by art I liked while trying to hustle through the modern wing to catch up. I thought I snapped all the placards for later reference but I missed this one. Anyone know anything about it?
A painting held in the modern art wing of the Vatican Museums. It is a scene of four figures against a plain backdrop. Three women of varying ages (possibly grandmother, mother, and great grandmother?)sit in a group with a baby in the lap of the older woman on the left. The mother and baby are facing the viewer while the older women are seated in profile. The baby is holding a small red object, and all the women either have their hands on the baby or are gesturing as if blessing it. I don’t know who painted it! Do you?
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The noon news lady has started saying the acronym for the Great Lakes Water Authority (GLWA) as “Glee-Wah” and that cannot be an officially sanctioned pronunciation, surely
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I did the ADHD thing re: my niece’s birthday but I have such a good idea for a gift package, I just have to go out and obtain all the things and put them in a box and mail them. But I don’t have time to do that now so it’s getting kicked down the list. Her birthday is today.
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I can’t tell if this image is “his ass is NOT knitting” or if he is in fact doing in the round with very large DPNs
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
John Groceries
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Nobody: @robotspacer.online playing Tears of the Kingdom:
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 10/07/2026
FYI, this is malware. If you see this, don’t do this
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 09/07/2026
I went into a fugue state and cartooned my feelings at reading this passage. I have floppy dark hair and round glasses. My head is tilted back, my mouth wide open, steam billowing out of it looking like a smoke stack. Mr Darcy’s words hang prominently around me. 

“In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.”
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
Obi Wan, what the fuck are you talking about?
Obi Wan: This is the wrong meme template

Dex: what?

Obi Wan: This is supposed to be a scene from a show called Breaking Bad 

Dex: Obi Wan, what the fuck are you talking about?
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e.k. weaver @bigbigtruck.com · 09/07/2026
i dreamed you couldn’t post memes unless they had a wizard in them so i took a short break from work to doodle the one i kept posting on here in the dream
a rough sketch of a wizard holding his hat and staff, with impact text reading I HAVE NO QUALMS WITH YOU, FRIEND / BUT THIS TALK IS TEDIOUS AND I WISH IT CEASE
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Denshattack! - OUT NOW! @denshattack.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
get ready to drive dangerously in style...😎 @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social is joining the Denshattack! crew! another fantastic design by @soaps.bsky.social 😍
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’ve discovered that if I order no more than 6 bags of mulch at once, Home Depot will deliver* them to me for free *i originally expected a dedicated delivery van but it seems to be more of a DoorDash kinda situation where some guy pulls up in their personal car with bags of mulch in the backseat
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Holly P @unsecretcrush.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I love watching a daytime show pretend it knows anything about how business works. An internationally famous fashion brand can only focus on one product line at a time and the unexpected defection of a single employee means they can’t move on to the next planned project. Oh no! The business!
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