Mel Vich @unreef.bsky.social · 13/05/2026@billybixby.bsky.social in these mad as a badger times, (no offence to Brock and his pals) isn’t it vital that @thecatreviewer.bsky.social comes back. Purr-lease… Paddy and his soulful eyes certainly think so. 000
Mel Vich @unreef.bsky.social · 25/12/2025You spend hours scouring the charity shops for the perfect gift, then Paddy displays his customary enthusiasm/sorrow. #MerryChristmas mog lovers x 010
Mel Vich @unreef.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Hands up….I may have done this French panther a disservice. He honestly didn’t look like Lt. Spock In real life. And he showed very un-Vulcan emotions when he swiped (and thankfully missed) having tired of our attentions. Live long and prosper M. Le Chat! @thecatreviewer.bsky.social 020
Mel Vich @unreef.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Ginormous Turkish lion securing prime beachfront sunbed and ready to defend against all rivals feline or human. 10/10 for chumminess and physics-defying mass. Would stand in awe of again. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social 1527
Mel Vich @unreef.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Redundant Istanbul Metro ticket inspector thrown on the scrapheap by automation. Bids goodbye to his blissfully ignorant wife then sleeps all day on the platform that used to be the source of his livelihood. 10/10 for living a lie. Would join in his subterfuge again @thecatreviewer.bsky.social 1233
Mel Vich @unreef.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Turkish bruiser staring into the middle distance; serving 5 stretch for clawing naǐve British cat-lovers who try to pet him. Would be fearful of him/her again. 10/10 for mardiness. Would visit in prison again #MidnightExpress @thecatreviewer.bsky.social 0273
Mel Vich @unreef.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Beach towel sales rep comprehensively failing module 1 of his retail NVQ “Making the customer feel special” Has been placed on 90 day notice of possible redundancy. 10/10 for utter indifference. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social 0272
Mel Vich @unreef.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Greek taverna front of house representative resplendent in full tux. Too proud/thick to beg properly. Probably makes ends meet with a side hustle when casting directors are looking for a stand in as an otter. 10/10 for hospitality. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social 0222
Mel Vich @unreef.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Pennine Way toll collector expertly exacting payment in rubs and strokes from footsore travellers. 10/10 for hiking hospitality. 0/10 for lack of Kendal Mint Cake. Would fusspuss again. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social 0204
Mel Vich @unreef.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Eyes as black as Whitby jet. A momentary window into this Cypriot ginger’s heart of darkness. In fairness, he was cheesed off that, once again, we could offer only beer and peanuts. 10/10 for allowing us our anthropomorphic projections. Would disappoint again. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social 0185
Mel Vich @unreef.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Seaside promenade tux-fluff turns from sweet to spicy in a heartbeat. 10/10 for caprice and rightful indignation that we came bearing no gifts. Would proffer biccies next time. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social 0162
Mel Vich @unreef.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Other airlines/cats are available but say Kalispera to Seymour, Jet2’s genial host and groundstaff at Pafos Airport, Cyprus. 10/10 for filoxenia and corporate livery. Would headboop again. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social 0235
Mel Vich @unreef.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Patrick poised to attack some rug fluff. Having none of this Black Friday marketing shenanigans. 0191
Mel Vich @unreef.bsky.social · 24/11/2024@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Incarcerated panther in Frigiliana, Spain starts tunnelling his way out. 10/10 for strokeability. Would fuss again - and next time bring hacksaw hidden in Dreamies… 0274
