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@unluckyzuri.bsky.social
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made of sugar, spice, and a dangerously large amount of caffeine

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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man reads in a cosy armchair surrounded by books. "I've read so much." Panel 2: He looks wistful. "But lived so little." Panel 3: He throws open the curtains excitedly. "I bet a world of wonders awaits me outside!" Panel 4: Outside is total chaos – atomic cloud, buildings on fire, UFOs in the sky, lightning, people fleeing. He stares blankly.
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
4 panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The first panel shows a witch with long red hair wearing a black dress and a pointed hat. She is sitting at a window, looking outside at what appears to be a typical autumn scene, with a few clouds in the sky. She holds a drink in one hand and declares, “It has begun. It’s Fall.” Panel 2: The scene shifts to a fairy doing her nails while sitting on the floor. The fairy has green wings, a light green dress, and blonde hair tied up in buns. She is surrounded by objects like a skull, a candle, and some drinks, giving the scene a laid-back vibe. The fairy looks relaxed as she responds, “It’s actually spring.” Panel 3: The third panel returns to the witch, still looking out the window. She confidently repeats, “No, it’s Fall. I can smell it.” Panel 4: In the final panel, the witch clenches her fist in determination, with a look of resolute confidence on her face. She declares, “The fall of the Patriarchy.”
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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★Zuri★ || she/they @unluckyzuri.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
life is fun for like four years and then you're in class for the next twenty
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★Zuri★ || she/they @unluckyzuri.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
is this not literally the plot of M3GAN
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/10/2026
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-pe…
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
48 hours left to back my book kickstarter 🔥 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Cool we're North Korea now
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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★Zuri★ || she/they @unluckyzuri.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
me at any given moment
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GoBigRev (he/him/his) @gobigrev.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“This is the worst day of my life.” “It’s the worst day of your life SO FAR.”
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★Zuri★ || she/they @unluckyzuri.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
saw this and immediately went "money money money" like Mr Krabs
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★Zuri★ || she/they @unluckyzuri.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
shark tales soundtrack is too fire for a movie that looks like that
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★Zuri★ || she/they @unluckyzuri.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love when cartoons do that bit where the entire animation style changes for like 30 seconds
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Option C: Back my kickstarter 🔥 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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★Zuri★ || she/they @unluckyzuri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
people don't make edits of their favorite TV show characters as vines anymore. I wanna see the Winchesters drop a free taco
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Whatever
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★Zuri★ || she/they @unluckyzuri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the whitest most divorced dad you know is rejoicing rn
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good company ((PREVIEW))
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★Zuri★ || she/they @unluckyzuri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you block enough creators on YouTube and you really start to get the good stuff
A YouTube video by a creator named NikoNotNico. The title is "my apology to the king" and the thumbnail is a person dressed in a black and jester costume, posing in their car.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
get the fun book ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun guaranteed to smell better than your phone
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Saul Staniforth @saulstaniforth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"We will continue to isolate Iran so that they re-open the Strait of Hormuz, which is so essential to tackling the cost of living crisis here at home" Do we have any idea what happened to make them close it?
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/on-whim-143945864
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
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🌸 Soft Blossom @softblossom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Try living around the Appalachian Mountains, you’ll fine lots of “magical” (scary af, stay tf away from there) things 😊😅
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A brown bunny sits in front of a laptop, peering at a scientific article on the screen.
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★Zuri★ || she/they @unluckyzuri.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
when you take away her vocals, Sabrina Carpenter's music is just the royalty free music they play in the background of hydraulic press videos on YouTube
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/silly-mood-89564928
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
those balatro runs where you're just making this face the whole time
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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MicheleMuse 💙🌈🦋🇺🇦 @michelemuse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Laguna Beach Democratic Club @lagunabeachdems.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
😂🤪

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If 2026 was an Ice Cream truck
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
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71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fail (5/5)
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feef✨MCM London B-18 @feefal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Inspired by a recent interaction
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Bolt thunder @boltthunder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Y'all in nyc please be careful. Fishtank is trying to bait y'all.
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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★Zuri★ || she/they @unluckyzuri.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
if only 2016 Tumblr girls could see what their homeland has become
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Grandpa @grandpaws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just a FYI, Not all data centers are AI. Some are for ordering things and other shit that has nothing to do with AI. Some use AI for little help not the energy hogs popping up.
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𝕷𝖎𝖑' 𝕭𝖆𝖕𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖙 ⛧ | taking commissions! @xxxlilbaphometxxx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
2027... that's the year I turn it around. Just need... the right calendar 📆 amazon.com/gp/product/B0GF98HRPD
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