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Stephen Rys

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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Less Grand Theft Auto and more Grand Theft Oughta go to the polls.
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Headlines in the form “[deranged opinion], says X” should be punishable by law.
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
@americanamemes.bsky.social Whenever Caruso wants to build a new mall
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
*Murdoch buys NY Mag* 1 week later:
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Kerith Burke @kerithburke.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Embarassing. Take it all the way Knicks, you deserve it.
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I don’t know what skeletons Gavin Newsom has, but he definitely has them.
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I bet his dad has a podcast where he refers to his audience as “folks”.
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
@nytimes.com Yeah so maybe stop doing this
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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Nevertheless, She Persisted @educatedrants.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
When you realize eugenics is the goal, it makes sense.
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RFK Jr.’s Eugenics-Coded Crusade
Survival of the fittest—a concept that’s been twisted and abused since its birth—could be a Trump administration motto.
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
NY Times moved to the "he was no boy scout" stage of grief.
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8685...
teepublic.com
Alex Pretti, ICE Ugly by bakru84
Alex Pretti
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
When he dies, do they fly the Nazi flags at half mast?
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
If law enforcement tries to detain or arrest you illegally, you should be legally allowed to fight back in self defense.
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🇨🇦 🦋 🇺🇸 @canada-dry.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Sums up ICE members perfectly... 🤨
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Everyone is arguing whether or not the woman in Minneapolis wasn’t trying to run over the ICE agent. Even if she was, so what?
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The strongest case for a secret episode of Stranger Things is the mountain of unresolved plot holes and story arcs and no one considered that maybe the Duffer brothers are just bad writers.
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
It's gonna happen this year.
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Epstein to Nassar: “you are all I worry about my love”
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I’m just waiting for that one “Trup” they forgot to black out.
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I’m pretty sure the blacked out entire pages and not just names because they didn’t want us to play ‘Mad Libs’ with Trump’s name.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Congratulations to everyone who wrote an op-ed about how he just wants americans to eat better
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Pete Hegseth gives major Brent Norwalk vibes.
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Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Blippi 1, AKA Blippi Prime, was always a social media algorithmic demon who hates children, and I respect him for it Blippi 2 is a theater kid try-hard I apologize, I'm not familiar with Blippi 3's game
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
“Smoking looks cool” isn’t the message we should be sending.
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Calling your doctor to say “I’m running late” shouldn’t give patients a black check to just show up whenever.
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I’m gonna start a conservative podcast and start each segment with “folks, ya can’t make this up!”
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I just realized who Curtis Sliwa reminds me of.
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New York Attorney General Letitia James @newyorkstateag.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
We're suing the U.S. Department of Education for weaponizing the Public Service Loan Forgiveness program. This administration is trying to illegally cut off loan forgiveness eligibility for organizations and governments based off ideals it doesn't agree with. I'm fighting back.
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
When it finally happens
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
What the actual fuck
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Can’t wait to engage in another debate about the shooter’s ideology instead of just passing gun control laws.
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
He's not even hiding it anymore. They're invading their own country.
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NPR @npr.org · 18/09/2025
The Federal Trade Commission filed a lawsuit against Ticketmaster and its parent company, Live Nation, on Thursday, alleging that the company willingly misleads consumers about ticket prices and cooperates with scalpers to markup resale prices.
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FTC sues Live Nation and Ticketmaster alleging illegal resale tactics
The Federal Trade Commission filed a lawsuit against Ticketmaster and its parent company, Live Nation, on Thursday, alleging that the company willingly misleads consumers about ticket prices and cooperates with scalpers to markup resale prices.
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Actually I changed my mind. Please have Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell read the transcript. @colbertlateshow.bsky.social
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Please, for the love of god, have Darren Criss and Michael Cera do a table read of this
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
This kid entrenched himself in Groyper culture and plotted this whole Kirk assassination for months only to have conservative news outlets claim he was in a sexual relationship with his trans furry roommate.
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
When you didn’t do any work on the group assignment but still get an A.
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
South Park gettin canceled.
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is not a doctor. He's not even human. He's a cartoon. Some of the things he does can cause a person to get hurt, expelled, arrested, and possibly deported. To put it another way: don't try this at home.
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Someone somewhere is dying on ECMO because the heart transplant meant for him is going to Donald Trump.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Every single thing, EVERY SINGLE THING, that RFK has done was predictable and predicted. He is doing what every other fascist eugenicist has done before him. The disability community has been warning about this for YEARS. It is not in any way shape or form mysterious and unknowable.
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Senator Scott Wiener @scottwiener.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Our government is demanding children’s medical records, birth dates home addresses & social security numbers. Why? Because they’re transgender. Fascism at work.
nytimes.com
Trump Officials Demanded Confidential Data About Transgender Children Seeking Care
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
While heavy sack bearings are up a shocking 900%
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
*Trump administration commits unspeakable atrocity* Left discourse on social media: HaHa wUt a hYpOcRiTe, SaYiNg tHe oPpOsiTe iN ThiS CLiP fRoM A YeAr aGo. WuT A DuMaSs!1
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Stephen Rys @stephenrys.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
“No wrongdoing”
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