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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘

@unicornyandy.bsky.social
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7yrs Houston, 7yrs Dallas, 7yrs Seattle🎰! 2013 in Madison WI w/husbear🐻 I'm a Sagittarius🏹 Water Monkey🐒 Viet #Gaysian 🌈 #Gaymer 🎮🔞🍆💦 Nerdy👨‍💻 AuDHD. I'm creatively funny AF! My YT: youtube.com/@unicornyandy?si=yp106r… Peace Out🕊️

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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 51m
Scruffy and ready for a suckin' 😛
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 54m
Yay! It finally bloomed! Dunno what happened, but maybe Garney the gardenia likes the new home 😇
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 1h
U can do it! 😘
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 1h
I'm in the middle of reinforcing the back of the wave lego picture and velcro command taping it to front door entrance area. My lego inbox kinda needs to pick up the pace lol 1/3 done of the lego van gogh sunflower and I have 6 lego sets that need to start on. Classic one is for my neice and nephew.
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 13h
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 14h
The little things in life that make my day 🥰🦫💯💘🦄
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 15h
Legos almost hung up upstairs yippee 🤪 walls r concrete so I had to work around that hurdle 🙃
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Lol Show us the goods!
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I wonder if there can be a cyber attack on wifi smart electrifying nipple clips cuz a friend of mine would like to know? youtube.com/watch?v=Uoi9...
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Hackers turn up heat in supermarket fridges and freezers in France | DW News
YouTube video by DW News
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My balls were really jellyfish chill when I woke up in the morning. They're giving flying squirrel vibes lol 🥲
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🍑☝️👊😅
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Crack Chips in a bag 🤪🤤
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Shake that ass! SHAKE IT!
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think my new electric toothbrush is asking me for some dick on dick action 🫨 maybe we'll vibe good tonight 😏
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy Birthday 🥳🎂🎉
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
More Command "velcro" picture strips on the way to put up my lego artwork 🖼️🤩
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Your Moment of Zen (Fall Edition) youtu.be/YoO2gDVleeo?...
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Your Moment of Zen (Fall Edition)
YouTube video by Unicorny Andy! 🦄
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Some me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yodel for me pickle 🥒 YODEL! Now I want a yodeling Yoda...
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Have an amazing trip! Travel safe and have fun 🤗
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hubby and I took a walk around the park 😍
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm getting mixed signals from this antenna 📡🍑😜
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Badass mid October weather! #LoveIt 🦄
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We got apples! 🍎
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We got the recliner on the patio yippee 😁
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Early bird 🐦 special #Gaysian #Gaymer #SoftieSaturday #SoftieSunday
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Barney Dinosaur on a City Street
ALT: Barney Dinosaur on a City Street
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Patrick Star with Googly Eyes
ALT: Patrick Star with Googly Eyes
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All trimmed head to toe! 🫨 #Gaysian #Gaymer
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sexy right nut teasing action! 🫠
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I sometimes forget what's Thursday is again? #Gaysian #Gaymer #ThighsThursday 🤪😪🦄
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Spooky 👻 plans this month? Dunno great weather for eerie sunset corn mazing 😏
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😂
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
10/10 would recommend getting older!
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A day of discovery on where our new home's dumpster is has me tuckered out 🧐🥴🦄 #HumpDay
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I aligned my doom scrolling magsafe thingy for unlimited xhamster porn binge watching lol jk? Holy F that fucking commie bamboo is harder than hell to hand screw and tighten into! This cool cute nerdy pumpkin was in our courtyard so totally too #Adorbs! 🤓
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nodnol @nodnol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I want that seaman's semen ⛵🍆💦
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Been hella busy tired yesterday at new home working the logistics of what works where and what doesn't. Might need to simplify/rid some stuff. Built my new desk, but peripherals need "equilibrium", "symmetry", "alignment" measuring cuz I'm OCD.
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Our last pic in front of 815 Garfield St 🥳🦄 Blast from the past! We found this decade old photo of our choir concert flyer hiding somewhere 😂
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ready Freddy 🐠
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Walking around my neck of the woods for some grub, sun 🌞 and lovely cool fall weather 🍃
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Zach Rust @zach-rust.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Magik by Dike Ruan (X-Orcists #1)
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hot Topic Vibes on desk 💀 youtube.com/shorts/-T78N...
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Escape In Time! Escape Room!
YouTube video by Unicorny Andy! 🦄
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Been super productive for soon move out day 🧰🔧🪛👨‍🔧 Disassembled and tired 😴 Prob leaving my height adjustable desk for a larger one. I'll miss my command center, but onto better chapters with honey bun 🫶🦄
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We found so many clues and we ESCAPED! Mission accomplished!
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honey and I just driving around seeing this west side neck of the woods before Laura's birthday Escape In Time AdVeNtUrE! We saw this and uh lol
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We highly recommend this yummy place! Kinda chilly inside bring a jacket 🥶 Sooo much delicious flavor 🤤🌯😋
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Duuude! I almost burst out laughing when I flipped it over and read "this is a toy" cuz I thought it was a huge ass gummy sushi bear! 😝🤦‍♂️🤭
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