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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘

@unicornyandy.bsky.social
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7yrs Houston, 7yrs Dallas, 7yrs Seattle🎰! 2013 in Madison WI w/husbear🐻 I'm a Sagittarius🏹 Water Monkey🐒 Viet #Gaysian 🌈 #Gaymer 🎮🔞🍆💦 Nerdy👨‍💻 AuDHD. I'm creatively funny AF! My YT: youtube.com/@unicornyandy?si=yp106r… Peace Out🕊️

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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 12h
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 13h
The little things in life that make my day 🥰🦫💯💘🦄
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 14h
Legos almost hung up upstairs yippee 🤪 walls r concrete so I had to work around that hurdle 🙃
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Lol Show us the goods!
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I wonder if there can be a cyber attack on wifi smart electrifying nipple clips cuz a friend of mine would like to know? youtube.com/watch?v=Uoi9...
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Hackers turn up heat in supermarket fridges and freezers in France | DW News
YouTube video by DW News
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My balls were really jellyfish chill when I woke up in the morning. They're giving flying squirrel vibes lol 🥲
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🍑☝️👊😅
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Crack Chips in a bag 🤪🤤
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Shake that ass! SHAKE IT!
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think my new electric toothbrush is asking me for some dick on dick action 🫨 maybe we'll vibe good tonight 😏
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
More Command "velcro" picture strips on the way to put up my lego artwork 🖼️🤩
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Your Moment of Zen (Fall Edition) youtu.be/YoO2gDVleeo?...
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Your Moment of Zen (Fall Edition)
YouTube video by Unicorny Andy! 🦄
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Some me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yodel for me pickle 🥒 YODEL! Now I want a yodeling Yoda...
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hubby and I took a walk around the park 😍
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm getting mixed signals from this antenna 📡🍑😜
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Badass mid October weather! #LoveIt 🦄
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We got apples! 🍎
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We got the recliner on the patio yippee 😁
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Early bird 🐦 special #Gaysian #Gaymer #SoftieSaturday #SoftieSunday
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Barney Dinosaur on a City Street
ALT: Barney Dinosaur on a City Street
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All trimmed head to toe! 🫨 #Gaysian #Gaymer
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sexy right nut teasing action! 🫠
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I sometimes forget what's Thursday is again? #Gaysian #Gaymer #ThighsThursday 🤪😪🦄
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Spooky 👻 plans this month? Dunno great weather for eerie sunset corn mazing 😏
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😂
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
10/10 would recommend getting older!
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A day of discovery on where our new home's dumpster is has me tuckered out 🧐🥴🦄 #HumpDay
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I aligned my doom scrolling magsafe thingy for unlimited xhamster porn binge watching lol jk? Holy F that fucking commie bamboo is harder than hell to hand screw and tighten into! This cool cute nerdy pumpkin was in our courtyard so totally too #Adorbs! 🤓
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nodnol @nodnol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I want that seaman's semen ⛵🍆💦
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Been hella busy tired yesterday at new home working the logistics of what works where and what doesn't. Might need to simplify/rid some stuff. Built my new desk, but peripherals need "equilibrium", "symmetry", "alignment" measuring cuz I'm OCD.
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Our last pic in front of 815 Garfield St 🥳🦄 Blast from the past! We found this decade old photo of our choir concert flyer hiding somewhere 😂
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ready Freddy 🐠
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Walking around my neck of the woods for some grub, sun 🌞 and lovely cool fall weather 🍃
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Zach Rust @zach-rust.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Magik by Dike Ruan (X-Orcists #1)
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hot Topic Vibes on desk 💀 youtube.com/shorts/-T78N...
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Escape In Time! Escape Room!
YouTube video by Unicorny Andy! 🦄
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Been super productive for soon move out day 🧰🔧🪛👨‍🔧 Disassembled and tired 😴 Prob leaving my height adjustable desk for a larger one. I'll miss my command center, but onto better chapters with honey bun 🫶🦄
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We found so many clues and we ESCAPED! Mission accomplished!
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honey and I just driving around seeing this west side neck of the woods before Laura's birthday Escape In Time AdVeNtUrE! We saw this and uh lol
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We highly recommend this yummy place! Kinda chilly inside bring a jacket 🥶 Sooo much delicious flavor 🤤🌯😋
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Duuude! I almost burst out laughing when I flipped it over and read "this is a toy" cuz I thought it was a huge ass gummy sushi bear! 😝🤦‍♂️🤭
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Mom, there's a creepy pervy stranger offering candy inside a white van in public again..." #Meta #FuckAI
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Almost finished kitchen 😁 I'll have to mod the restrooms a bit cuz it's more limited 🤔
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I started vid at 4:07 in for the spicy hotness of strippin' Guillermo on stage!!! I pretty much went melting into my seat and drenched my laptop screen with cum after the shirt cums off!!! youtu.be/b_D1gPu5fSc?...
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Jimmy Kimmel Threatened by FCC Chairman Robert De Niro, Trump Renames A.I. & Guillermo Dances to NY
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pop that pistol out and take ur shot!
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Highly recommend these caddies! 😻
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Daayuumm! 👅
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Unicorny Andy! 🏳️‍🌈🦄👑🐻😘 @unicornyandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These homies really helped me make my day brighter 😁 hope they do you too...in a not sexual way...or if find them attractive maybe a sexual way? 😜
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