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Corduroy Orbison

@underscore-proto.bsky.social
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Dilettante, here to escape K-Mart Goebbels and talk primarily about sports.

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 3h
Al Pacino in Heat during the "She's got a great ass" scene
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 13h
Peter Thiel looks like if someone mixed up the Dorian Gray painting spell.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 23h
And how will I develop those preferences from within the recursive slop loop?
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 23h
"Mr. Zuckerberg, your insect stare and ceaseless chittering jaws won't distract me from asking about what 'safeguards' your company put into your line of pervert products. Explain yourself, sir."
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He's both tied in with Hamas *and* Soros? Lol
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every Brad Bradford endorsement is like, "Toronto used to be a utopia with zero problems. Now it is only fit for the most violent of rats, where sentient crack pipes murder you in dark alleys and feral child gangs feast on the Lululemons of my yoga mom group. Brad will fix this. I live in Whitby."
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What's the punishment if you blow up 200+ people on boats to create content for your ailing despot?
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
/fast forward 15 years "Claude, why did my child cut me off? Reply using my child's voice."
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Unironically cannot think of a better political development than this portion of the left breaking from Mamdani
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Time to pre-load r/Yankees
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They will sing songs of your bravery.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If he gets hit by a truck, think about how sad it will be that there's nobody to cart him around in a trunk and dump him in Central Park. Damn.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Time to pre-load r/Yankees
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The 20% is the true floor of support for abject racism in America. I suspect it's similar in Canada but our government is representative as opposed to based on a strong Senate that wildly misrepresents the demographics of the country.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'll give it to you on a technicality.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For an athlete for sure, but there's a whole political class of melting mannequins.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Big MAGA energy. He's probably just worried about the midterms and communism taking over America.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A MAGAt with soft skin? I refuse to believe it.
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.)
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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just asked Victor Wembanyama if he’d ever consider promoting a sports betting company. “Absolutely not. I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. .. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me.”
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Holy shit, this ad! I cannot imagine the impetus for pardoning this guy. But I’m not even sure it matters. Kind of along the lines of that Roger Marshall ad. If you’re explaining you’re losing.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You've inverted it. Mike is short for Micycle.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ken Paxton on child predators
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I Think You Should Leave: They Don't Matter
ALT: I Think You Should Leave: They Don't Matter
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He's begging for a 9/11 to save him. I wonder what intel they're willing to overlook.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I supped on soup."
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sam Darnold has one mixed-bag game coming off an injury after winning a Superbowl and we already have The Athletic out here concern trolling about regression 👎
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If they put surveillance tech in a cute little French guillotine, would Zuck wear it? Won't take long ✌️
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
We had to wait for the....NEW YORK POST to write about this. Y'all know there is so much more where this came from but journalists don't want to dig and people are terrified to speak to any journalist seeing the type of reporting they've been doing
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Sylvia Chi 齊思涵 @sylviachi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So YouTube won't platform the Musk documentary trailer but they'll run anti-UN ads?? www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing "political" content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cathal Kelly has never met a narrative he can't torture into submission!
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The more concerning part of his comments to me was how burdened he seems by the contract. The Jays org needs to find a way to help him get fresh mentally so he can pull out of his standard slumps (which he has every year!).
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My biggest takeaways: 1. You can't separate True Detective Season 1 as its own thing (rank cowardice in list making) 2. I love that The OA is on there. 3. Station Eleven should be top 10. 4. Where is Midnight Mass?!
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Incredible show that should have run for at least three more seasons.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
“Sure, it’s true that many Black people have reclaimed the word. But the lawsuit is about non-Black Tesla employees and managers abusing Black workers — including allegedly hurling the slur at them in ways that don’t sound like anything resembling gestures of ‘respect and endearment.’”
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Tesla Argues in Court That the N-Word Is Acceptable Under Certain Circumstances
An important trial in California kicked off with Tesla's lawyers arguing that the n-word is a term of "respect and endearment."
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Erik @erikgt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This turned out to be a pretty good curse. A selection of some, 2026 WAR vs 2025. Judge: -8.0 WAR Raleigh: -7.2 WAR Skenes: -2.4 WAR Clement: -2.4 WAR Buxton: -2.4 WAR Anthony: -2.3 WAR
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
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Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mine too. They wasted so much of my life
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
15 years ago, the #Canucks would have shown up as most hated by at least a dozen teams. Now, it's zero. That's about as bad as it gets.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To be fair that includes original art
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This isn't an AI thing, but it explains why executives think AI is great. They *already* live like they have been kicked in the head by a horse. They already have a group of people making sure they've wiped their ass. They already don't have exposure to negative consequences.
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Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ezra Klein asked Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang about AI making kids worse at math and reading. Huang’s reply: “Does it matter?” Then he said he doesn’t know his own address or phone number. “We’re going to lose some fine intellectual dexterity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/o...
So the message of this research out of China, where you were seeing a lot of kids using A.I. to help them, was that when they were using the A.I., they were getting things done faster. But it turned out that the skills they were learning were not holding, that their actual personal performance, at least in the way we traditionally measure it, was degrading.

What do you think when you hear that?

The last part — I completely agree. Try to get a kid to do long division right now. The multiplication table is starting to be forgotten. Doing square roots, my goodness. Basic math is being forgotten. Does it matter?

That’s my question for you.

Yeah. I don’t think it does. I don’t think it does.

But there must be some set of skills that matter.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But maybe not those. We’re going to discover new ones. Just maybe not those.

There are a lot of skills that don’t matter. My first confession, I actually don’t know my address.And I ——

I don’t really believe that to be true.

It’s completely true. Janine will tell you and Lori will tell you.

One day I had to pump gas — it was a few years ago. They needed my ZIP code, and I panicked. I didn’t know my ZIP code. I don’t know my telephone number. I forget these things. I can live with it.

But let me take the other side because I don’t want to fall into a thing where, because some skills can be safely offloaded ——

Yeah.

I also can’t get anywhere without a mapping system now. Never could, frankly. But I’m a big reader. And one of the skills I really value, one of the capacities I have that I really value is an attention span formed on physical books.

You’re a big reader. I’ve read about the kind of reading you do. And there is, prior to A.I., a lot of concern and noticing among college professors and others that the way people use the internet has probably shortened attention spans.
Some skills can be safely given away. Others are valuable. They are capacities that are needed for that flexibility, for that creative thinking, for that focus. It can’t be the case that everything can be traded off.Some skills can be safely given away. Others are valuable. They are capacities that are needed for that flexibility, for that creative thinking, for that focus. It can’t be the case that everything can be traded off.

Yeah. Well, I think that we’re going to lose some finer intellectual dexterity, but we’re going to be better systems thinkers.

Today’s engineers are far better systems thinkers than I was when I graduated from school. But I was a much better transistor thinker.

What do you mean by systems thinker?

They think of large systems. Today’s computers have trillions, hundreds of trillions of transistors in them. When I first graduated from school, the first chip I worked on had 200 transistors. I knew every one of them by name. No engineer does that today. Most engineers now work well above the transistor, well above the functionality, and they’re cobbling things together to do things.

So you need to think much more about systems and interactions of systems. So some of the lower-level knowledge is gone.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"OH, Vlad feels bad about not playing well?! Well... damn him!"
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hate to say it, but if they keep losing they may get to pick 22 or 23 instead of 26. I agree this was the encapsulation of the entire season.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm hoping for a green balance of power here. Eby made a pretty massive mistake here, but his political instincts aren't very good.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this story has some incredible tidbits. They hoped to sell 100 VIP tickets to cover expenses and sold six lol
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A reinvigorated conservative party? In this economy?
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Concerning.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Going to make a prediction that the Greens end up with the balance of power unless the conservative alliance completely falls apart (quite possible).
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